Villain Pub - The Dead Pool

Doing a bad deed... takes a lot these days. Think of a way to spread hate... it takes everything you have... Wouldn't you like to rule the place? Sometimes you want to go... to a place where everyone hates to see your face and where evil people share your anger. You want to be the

villain

. Superheroes are all the same. You want to go somewhere where everyone hates seeing your face. Okay, everyone. It's been a long time coming, but it's finally time for Thanos to finally go and make a name for himself. *Applause* Yes! This is for the person who did absolutely nothing but is ranked as one of the scariest

villain

s of all time. *Cheers* My weather hasn't been good yet.

Now the time has finally come to do something with your life... Who wants to make a little bet? Oh, hey, oh, it's me! Me too, so I think we should start with a

dead

bet table, where we bet on how many heroes Thanos kills. Did someone say my name? Not you, Dead

pool

(Panel of the Dead)! It is a real painting of the

dead

. Now get out of here! Do you want to make a painting of the dead without Dead

pool

(a painting of the dead)? Do you know how useful I am? Go out ! Yeah? In any case .

See you later, Kapil (referring to Thanos) "Same actor in Deadpool 2" *sighs* Who wants to make the first bet? Ooh, ooh, ooh! I want to bet! I bet zero. That ?! Zero! Well ! Zero! It's Marvel! The good guys always win! No, they don't always win. Do you remember Quicksilver, man? And Yandu. Just saying...most will run away...a lot. very good . the next ! I mean....Five. I bet on Iron Man because he looks like his father and this is difficult to see. Doctor Strange because magic should be taken from the huge movie Hulk because he's so strong Hawkeye (Hawk Eyes) because arrows are a stupid tool Hawkeye will definitely die, man!

And my last bet... Spider-Man, in any case, will not be able to beat Spider-Man. You're crazy? Yes he will! Oh yes I will! Place your bet, I think the one who will kill Captain America is Captain America, Captain America. You said Captain America three times because I want him to die three times! Well, Red Skull bet Captain Moth three times, I bet he'll only kill one, and it'll be Loki. yes it's true ! Loki will die! Oh! Place your bet that Loki will fake his death and then Thanos will kill you! I'm just saying that he has the Ultrasact (Blue Stone Cube) Impossible!

If anyone is going to kill Thanos, it's going to be Nebula. I put all my money on Wolverine. Well... Apocalypse thinks the X-Men are going to show up for some reason. Someone else? I bet he'll kill two people. Bet on Vision and Scart Witch, yeah! I want to change my bet now! I forgot that Vision has an infinity stone in his head. You cannot change your bet. It's terrible! They are thinking too much about this. She will just need a support team. But my bet is on Falcon... Ant-Man... Black Widow... Drax... War Machine (Rhode) and Branch (Groot) Everyone knows that if you kill Groot, I will be very angry.

That? It's lovely ! And you, Balbs? Who are you betting on? I think he'll kill everyone on this list...except Ant-Man. How will he do it? Ant-Man will enter the molecular dimension between time and space... and he will return to the past and meet Captain Marvel, and they will work together to eliminate Thanos. Oh, this sounds amazing. I mean... boo, heroes are all annoying! Does this include everyone? Why didn't anyone think he would kill Black Panther? He won't kill Black Panther! This would be commercial suicide! It's definitely like making a video about a painting of the dead without it being a Deadpool video.

I said get out of here! Well guys, my time has finally come. I'm going to destroy the universe! You guys were fun. They put a smile on my face. I hope you remember them. What does this mean ? We are not in danger... Are we in danger?