India Sucks! Don't Ever Come Here

no, I'm fine, it's fine, it's fine, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, thank you, hello friends, wel

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to Varanasi, India, the most sacred city of India. No, I'm fine, I'm fine, no, no, it's fine, no. I'm fine, thanks, they're like flies, they just

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towards you when you get off the buses, they took the drivers away anyway, what was the same thing? I just got off a bus. I was on it for about 15 hours and I'm in Varanasi, okay, not sure what to expect. I don't have a place to stay. I love my friend now.

I'm fine, no, it's fine, it's fine, thank you, it's fine, this is your place, yes, yes, it's fine. I'm fine, yes, please, yes. Here, yeah,

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, yeah, thank you, okay, okay, leave me alone, okay, running away now, why am I running away from Victory drivers right now? They really bother me. These two drivers just see each other, they're kind of crowded together to be fair. Yes, I look like a lost puppy right now. I know a place to go. I really don't want to get ripped off, although I'm going to start walking and see what happens.

I'm not well. I'm fine thanks. Alright, thanks, they just follow you, this guy has been following me, apparently well, we're in a deli guys, we finally make it out of the polluted post-apocalyptic hellscape that is Deli and arrive in Varanasi, which apparently doesn't is. much better not much better look another guy is following me no I'm fine I'm fine Jesus Christ India they say India is a very polarizing place some people love it others hate it I think I'm leaning towards hating it right now it's disgusting it's the most polluted country the one I've been to, not even close this makes me want to hug a tree and become an environmentalist and superior Greta Thornburg or what

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her name is hello I'm working out I don't need it okay I'm working out yeah yeah I'm not lost.

I am doing exercise. I carry these weight bags, yes. The deli was disgusting, very unpleasant. Hello city, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, thank you, no. okay just exercise thank you oh USA ah number one nice good good man okay okay USA number one India number one okay thank you um, yeah, Delhi was a disgusting city, absolutely horrendously polluted. I was t

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for about three days and started developing a cough. There were only cows sitting in the streets and people chewing tobacco and spitting in the streets and people burning plastic. I mean, even here it's not much better.

No, I'm just working out, working out, yeah, I'm walking, walking, yeah, I need to lose weight, so yeah, okay. okay, okay, thanks, thanks, okay, bye, no, no, okay, USA, yeah, yeah, thanks, thanks, wow, so that guy followed me from the bus. I feel like I have numerous stalkers, it's just that he's too much, man. I don't like that, okay, let's see if Varanasi can change its mind about India. We will find ourselves in the most sacred city in India. Besides, I have no idea where I'm going. I'm just walking right now. Okay, let's continue with namaste.

Hello, okay? okay, not sure what's going on, okay, yeah, I'll go with you, not sure where, but it's your pet cow, yeah, oh let's go to the friends compound, it's like ah, push, push , yeah, I'm stuck now, okay, thank you, thank you all. Well, yeah, I see, I have no idea where we're going, oh, hello, buddy, hey, hey, I think the gang and I are going to look like a little Hindu temple, a special place for Sai Baba, well, one thing What should I say about India. It is a very dirty country, but the temples are immaculately clean, wow, beautiful, beautiful, thank you.

Okay, yeah, a little Sanctuary, not sure who it's for. You can tell they are very proud of us, but they are all here showing me how they take their time. day to show a foreigner a very special place ah okay try to be respectful look at me I was hating India five minutes ago and money oh rupees oh yeah I'll give you some rupees yeah yeah okay , my friends, thank you very much. thank you, thank you, thank you Namaste, okay, bye, thank you, ciao, see you, bye, thank you, okay, check it out, it's going to be too graphic, but this is the tobacco spit that's spread all over the floor here in India, I thought.

It may just be a deli thing, but it's not entirely disgusting, I'm sorry to say because it just hung there. Holy shit, he's dismembering a goat. Namaste Namaste goats, yeah, wow, do you eat your head? g g yes, yes, yes, delicious, delicious, Indian rupees 700 700 rupees for

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ything it's 700 rupees a kg TK okay welcome to India thank you very much okay buddy bye see you oh what is this Samosa? Can I get two Samosa? Yeah, I should probably sanitize my hands after shaking hands at the goat slaughterhouses, but cheers, okay, very good, very good, looks like these people live next to the train tracks hello hello, yes, okay Namaste , I'm from USA, America, yes, Varanasi, USA, Kamala Harris, Indian, you know, okay, my friend.

Okay, ciao, see you, what is this? Okay, yeah, I get it. AHA. A lot of making food. Namaste. Hello. A small fire next to the train tracks. It's a vibe. Indians are very proud to show off their homeland, aren't they foreigners? Believe. he's just introducing me to all the workers, okay, yeah, okay, okay, today we're going to hang out at the construction site, forget the hotel, you won't find this in the Namaste guide, hello, selfie, yeah , let's take a selfie, yeah, okay, okay. thank you thank you delicious very good I think she put some kind of hydration supplement in here it tastes like sulfur I don't know what they drink here in this part of the world I think it's disgusting but she put just a little bit in there so I can't tell after that trip 14 hours by bus, it's probably good for your child and this is the unfortunate reality of life in India, it's very dirty, the cow is eating garbage, that's just a sad man, sad side, cows eat garbage, the dogs eat rubbish and I feel like this is the I'm going to say hello.

I feel like this is the version of India that a lot of people don't show for some reason, but it's reality and it's quite jarring and dare I say disgusting, it's disgusting. See a cow eating garbage. I don't like. The people are great, but I must say that they live in less unfortunate situations. For some reason, situations like that make some of the best people in the world. I think people who don't try. sell you something and they are not trying to take your money, they are amazing but unfortunately a large percentage of the population is trying to scam you at least in Delhi.

I found in Varanasi that until now people have been very calm, this ghost has a small shirt. Hey buddy, little buddy, alright for 50. 100, alright, alright, oh shaking in this thing, we're going to the river gang, let's go. I could no longer bear to carry my suitcases like a one percenter in this Rickshaw. I feel like this is my car, oh wow. This is enlightened, man, we are in the thick of it right now, we are living, honey, India, Hindustan, this is very refreshing. I feel like after that 14 hour trip after being in Delhi for too long, I was a little fed up.

India, but moments like these make it all worth it. I feel like a little child. I feel like I'm five years old again, so I guess we're pretty close to the Gange River right now and as you can see, the vibe has changed. He completely changed the pace very, very quickly here. I think we're at the resort right now. I tell you what man, don't come to India if you don't like cuckolds, but if you are a cuckold lover, no, it's fine, no, it's fine. You are a horn lover, this is your place, where is the river?

I like to get the river where's the bargain? the river gang river River this way it's okay, it's okay, thank you, thank you, you need to be on high alert for scams in this area, high alert, uh, don't get hit either I feel like this is a scam Central I just asked him for directions to that guy and he said: come with me, come with me. I told him no, sir, I just needed one point. Okay, this feels like something. Wow, this is my nightmare. I do not like this. I'm going to leave immediately this is a mistake coming here this is too much I like the colder area we were in let's go India I'm waiting for you to surprise me I'm waiting for you to surprise me so far it's been mediocre, very, very unpredictable, this is a great Miss here, this is a mess, okay, no, no, it's okay, I'm okay, no English, no English, sorry, no English, sorry, sorry, you're crazy, okay, I'm going to walk.

This way, okay, okay, let's escape, let's escape, oh, they're following, they're following Jesus India, no, no, okay, okay, Jesus Christ, I'll give you that, they were a little funny, but I don't like it This is good. right let's try this tree now it seems a little quieter a little more of my speed I just can't do that loud cacophony of horns and I just can't do it today almost the day in a hotel do you have room no, there is no room is there a hotel or facing this side okay yeah perfect thank you thank you this is the hotel hell yeah Kashi okay thank you my friend namaste hello my friend you have one room one person one question, sixteen hundred, can you make a thousand?

I won't do a thousand, lastly, okay, fourteen hundred, can I see the room? Yes, okay, first I need to see the room. Not bad, not bad, not the Ritz Carlton, but that will be welcome in my apartment number 15 for the At nights it looks like it was a crime scene at one point Looks like maybe a couple of murders occurred here So I'm going to lock the door tonight I feel like I'm warming up to India right now, you know? I had a rough start but today was a good day anyway guys, see you tomorrow in peace.