reenactment of a classic British Pub Joke

soccer player is about 25 years old he has a problem he goes to the doctor just for a checkup you know harmless checkup and he comes out and says hello doctor all clear yes yes it's because he's afraid of me and the dog says no no clearly you're not well at all friend , look what you mean, he says I have a terribly bad daycare buddy, he said bad news, what's wrong? Tell me, it says you have HIV, what HIV? I don't even fuck anyone, how can he? I have HIV. I know it's not just that you have a very aggressive strain, this new HIV, it's HIV. 556 hours of these five five six, what does that mean?

You have a week to live if you're sick like this, the doctor says I know it and that's it. a shame, he said it's a shame anyway, this soccer player continues when he is very sad and sees his mother and says he thinks I won't tell him, I'll be like an eye, I can't do it, says mom. What do you want to do tonight? I just realized that I never spend enough time with you. What do you want to do? You're right, his name is Right Bingo, we're going to play bingo, so take his mother to the Pink Hole.

I say yes, her. He says you're joining and he said yeah I'll join you why not why not well I have to lose so he's his thing he went there you know I'm always suddenly real he wins the ass, oh, a few minutes. He went to the pictures, they make the next game, four corners, he got it, he wants the Four Corners, he can't believe it, he went for the Union Jack, he won a Union Jack, he goes, he wants, he wins another one, the biggest prize, there, everything the ass the bingo owner, the Hitler committee, comes up and says, excuse me, I just noticed you want to ask the complete ass, the Union Jack, the four corners, they are even more complete, you want everything to win, can I say, Dude?, I think I just met the Luckiest movie I've ever met in my office, he said "lucky", you're calling me "lucky".

I just found out I have HRV 556, people and he tell me you won a raffle and everything.