POOBY BROKE HIS ANKLE!

Well, do you want to jump off one of the steps or? no, um, so how are you doing this? This is what you would do, so you'll already have it

broke

n, you start with this one, just do this, yeah, I can do that, yeah, I want you to fall like this and then you go, ah and then they follow the ground and they say oh, I want you all the teammates run to this side of him and say oh poop okay, like scream like in agonizing pain okay show me where you're going to land oh my god if he falls catch him. the ball to bounce, oh, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay, honey, let's get everyone in that position.

Everyone remember how they were, yeah, I remember I'll do them run, but yes, I will do my thinking. I'm thinking, can you all stand in a row behind him at the end of his face like you can't believe it like oh no, it's like poop okay, okay, there's no coach, there's no coach, I'm out, I'm out, I

broke

the

ankle

, see, that doesn't look so bad, that doesn't look so bad. bad it's like no, it broke no, it broke it's not in half it broke in half and go away, damn it, damn it, we are our best player, you are our best player, I know it, coach, I know it, coach , I'm coming, okay, team, snuggle up, what is it?

Up for you, poop, sit here, okay, no, coach, I broke my

ankle

, well, that doesn't look so bad, no, it broke in half, damn, you're our best player, I know, coach, I'm sorry, we're going to lose that game tonight and then you're going to lose your coaching job, no, hell, I'm not okay, team, everyone, get together, okay, okay, poobie's out for the season, poopy's out. for the season, please, and if we lose tonight's game, we lose tonight's game, I lose. my coaching job I lose my coaching job so we're not losing we're not losing but coach we only have four players we only have four players well we have four players and we need five Damn, big bird, hey, damn, same thing I know I'm going to recruit a new player, but even if I do, we suck, it's like Coach Wayne has brothers on the team.

Coach, we don't have brothers on the team. We are all white. We are all white. you black t-shirts black t-shirts that's not good enough coach that's not good enough coach we're going to need some flavor we need some flavor you're right alright we need some brothers on the team get some brothers on the team you are my two players taller two taller players are twin towers you are my twin towers Twin Towers I want you to practice I want you to practice dunks practice dunks and four seven four and seven practice your three-point shot practice your three-point shot and say I'm going to go find us I'm going to find us a new player Come on, okay, Team Poopy is out for the season.

I know he was our best player and right now we owe 10. Yes, you suck at basketball, but but. Coach, it could be worse, we could be at 11. That's true, yes, yes, and we will be tonight when we lose and I lose my coaching job, but that's not going to happen because we're going to win, but coach, we have four players. I need five, okay, I'll find us another player, but it doesn't even matter, we're still going to lose, well, excuse me, coach, we're going to lose because we're white-skinned, not dark-skinned, so I would do this, but it's true, coach.

We need some spice, well you guys have black t-shirts, though boom, this fabric, not skin, no, huh, I guess you're right, we need some brothers on the team, okay, I'll go find us a brother, you guys stay here and practice nine and eleven. You guys are my two tallest players here, maybe you're my twin towers, okay, I need you guys to stay here and practice, Coach Duncan, we're tall like Michael Jordan, yeah, you were tall like Michael Jordan, just practice dunking vs. collapsing. Okay, four and seven, I need you to practice your three points. Pros, yes, well, who am I kidding?

Who am I going to find a player tonight? Please watch some important talks, this dog, this dog, he plays basketball and he's black, oh team. I'll be right back, where am I going to find a new player tonight? That's not gonna happen. I'm just going to sit here and watch some ticks before they fire me. Oh my god, this dog can play basketball like Air Bud and It's the black team, I'll be right back, can you pass it to Anthony and Anthony? I want you to shoot a three and I want you to miss, okay, yeah, oh, there's a poop head around your right hand after you look at me like that. come on team team I have our new our new player meat meat Spanky mutants yeah okay let's go fishing abroad I found our new player let me introduce you to Spanky Muniz that's the cat that's a cat trainer that was a pond five dollars