PSA- Masturbation Myths

We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. Hello, I'm popular television actor Dick Treyson. You might remember me from shows like Two Knuckles Deep and Five Reasons Why Shocker Shouldn't Be His Name. I'm here today to talk to you. popular

myths

surrounding a favorite pastime

masturbation

let's see timothy time to wake up for school oh my god, mom, go away, timothy lorenzo hurts, what are you doing? Are you going camping? Don't you know that can make you go blind? I'm sure you see Timmy, that's simply not true, the truth is that the myth arose as a way to scare young boys into not masturbating and was based on completely unfounded science.

In reality, self-exploration is completely natural and as long as we remember to exercise. moderation and your mother always says there is a time and a place for everything listen to me I just don't want you to get hurt playing with yourself is bad and can hurt you I just don't want you to do any harm hurt like you mean you can fall it's okay to do what you are doing timmy as long as you do it within reason using the proper technique and equipment will result in a totally harmless experience in fact it may even be healthy did you know that studies have shown a link between higher levels of

masturbation

and a lower risk of prostate cancer well, timmy, you could still run out of sperm, you know what?

So one day I won't be able to have children. Well, wait a minute, timmy, that's not true. We produce hundreds of millions of sperm a day. Masturbation can be a safe and healthy way to get rid of old, damaged cells, leaving a fresh batch for the next load. Timothy, I just need you to know that you shouldn't do that. It's not natural. , it's not natural, but I thought that everyone does it, masturbation is something that many people enjoy and it is certainly not something natural by any means. In fact, the behavior has been observed in a variety of species in the animal kingdom, from humans to dogs and even our monkey brothers.

Exploring babies' genitals is a natural part of the development process. I hope you learned something important today, Timmy. I sure did. Thanks for all the information, sir. Alright, then have fun. I will do that.