Rik Mayall Narrates Grim Tales - Volume 2 [AUS] [PAL VHS]

teenager, I'll take out my eyes, yes, both eyes and put them back in the morning. Well, if you can do that, the innkeeper said: I'll give you your bed and your breakfast. for nothing now what the innkeeper didn't know was that the three boastful doctors had a special ointment yes, this was a magic ointment that a grateful witch had given them after they managed to get rid of the warts she had. 200 warts on his nose but that wasn't the problem his nose was growing out of his chin that was the problem it was a simple operation they just cut off his head no no no but that's another story anyway the point is that this ointment would stick They put them back together like this, like this, like this, like this, so they didn't care what they did and quickly accepted the innkeeper's challenge.

The first doctor reached into his overstuffed tool bag, pulled out a knife, and cut his hand. Look everyone. look what I just did the second doctor meanwhile opened his chest of goodies found the right compartment and cut out his heart the third doctor without further ado took out a teaspoon and gouged out his eyes after this absolutely disgusting performance the three doctors all went crazy went to bed, the innkeeper put his hand, heart and eyes on a plate, put the plate in the refrigerator and went to bed, but unfortunately his wife forgot to close the refrigerator door and that night his cat came in and took a look . plate and with a big meow everyone no one found out about this until the next morning when the manager and his wife went to open the refrigerator they opened it they looked inside an empty plate they looked again oh dear oh dear the wife moaned what am I going to do? and the art and the eyes have gone to the cats and the cat is doing too well we will have to replace them the manager said we will simply have to find another hand another art and two more eyes before they wake up but where will we find them the wife moaned look just calm down love the innkeeper replied let's label this one at a time until the end how about a thrift store? art we could go to an art gallery and eyes in the box what bothers the cooler in the refrigerator oh it's a good idea no, it's not just shut up but give me a moment to think that I know and in the end they shook my hand of a convicted criminal who had been hanged on the local gallows then they went down to the ladder and took out a pig's heart that they had been saving for soup and finally they caught the cat that had caused all the trouble and gouged out its eyes. so when the three doctors woke up and came down the stairs there was a hand, a heart and two eyes just like the ones they had left behind, well, they said back off, back off, all you stupid, regular people, and be careful , don't die of surprise. because you're about to see a totally amazing, incredibly fantastic, spectacular medical treatment and the ointment came out and they smeared it on like a tube of glue, so the first doctor glued the thief's hand, the second doctor opened up and crushed the pig's heart in his chest and the third doctor, well, he felt around for a while, found the cat's eyes and assuming they were his, put them in his head and the innkeeper and his wife applauded loudly not only because they had never seen a surgery performed like cleverly like this, but also, of course, because they hadn't been caught, you win the bet, he said, you're certainly as smart as you said, in fact you were smarter, so you can have your bed and breakfast for free and hopefully never "See you again," the wife whispered quietly, then they all bowed and said goodbye and the three doctors left, but it soon became very clear that something had gone terribly wrong, they had only been walking for about five minutes and had been talking about how smart they were, you know what their favorite topic of conversation was, since we know that when they encountered a huge mud puddle on the road, two of the doctors tried to avoid it without getting their shoes dirty, but the other doctor was the only. with the pig heart jumping in the air, he landed on his butt with a thump in the middle of the puddle and proceeded to roll on his back with his legs in the air, what are you doing? the other doctors exclaimed, have you lost the head?, answered the doctor.

What did he say? I think he said. What do you say that? I don't know. What did you say?. What did he say?. What did he say?. What do you say that? Why don't I know what he said? for oh he said what are you saying that for I don't know what did you say that for oh he said what are you saying well I don't know he is and they continued like that for 20 minutes until the other two were fed he got up and dragged him out of the puddle and they continued on their way but They hadn't been there for even five more minutes when the second doctor, the one with the cat eyes, stopped short, his hair stood on end and his tongue came out, licking his lips, look at that mouse on that hill 20 miles away, he exclaimed: have you ever seen such a chubby little mouse?

Yo, what did he say?, he said meow, what did he say?, because I don't know what you said that for me, yao, what did he say? He says he said meow, what did he say that? because he said don't start that again and you kept quiet and he was just saying hey, let's all go around and buy some cream at the first store that they managed to continue their journey. Another five minutes passed and this time the three doctors met a rich merchant traveling in the opposite direction just as he passed by nodding politely like travelers did in those days, the third doctor's hand shot up and disappeared into the merchant's bag and He gave it a few rich pats. coat seemed to have a life of its own when it reappeared a few moments later it had 10 gold coins the shopkeeper had felt nothing it had been a perfect robbery but the other two doctors had seen everything my dear friend they exclaimed what has happened to you don't you know that it is wrong to steal steal ? what the third doctor asked as his hand slid the coins well into his sleeve with one doctor jumping into every puddle another trying to eat mice and the third robbing everyone he met it didn't take them long to realize that they would be made to stay. like complete fools I think we'd better go home as quickly as possible they said their faces were as red as a monkey's butt they finally arrived they returned to their hometown very, very embarrassed, so much so that none of them had surgery again and they didn't brag again either, but the funny thing is that they discovered that they were actually much happier than they had been at the beginning and that must be the moral of the story because, although the first doctor still enjoyed an occasional role in a puddle very wet mud and although the second doctor was occasionally seen chasing mice and although it was well known that the third doctor had a tendency to steal other people's money, in general, everyone thought that their travels had greatly improved them and they spent the rest of their days being loved not for being smart but simply for being right, oh.