How The Suicide Squad Should Have Ended

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What are you doing?! Get you off this planet and back into space! See you soon. Thank you! What the hell? So you saved the day? Yeah, I saw this giant starfish monster stomping around on TV and I thought, not today! Thank you. Yes. And what did you do with the

suicide

squad

? And now that? Then I told him that he had copied all the files to a server and he bought it! Ha ha ha! What an idiot! I mean, what and where would he

have

done that? Good. Also, I need to upload this to a server.

So can I use Wi-Fi? Certainly. I

have

the most secure Wi-Fi in the galaxy, but I never remember the password. Then HAL will help you. The password... is a password. Oh my God. Hello. I just realized what I'm supposed to do with this javelin! Bye bye! Come on, Pudding! Don't you want to know where you got these scars from? Oh hello! Hey. So you're an expert marksman who has a daughter and is forced to undertake a mission involving a super dangerous creature that creates armies of eyeball-shaped zombie minions. Yes. And isn't your name Deadshot? No! I am Bloodsport, you ignorant mage!

Oh I'm very sorry. Pointing out the similarities in the story makes me the bad guy. The stories are practically the same! Good. But similarities aside... Our stories are better. Yeah! This time we have a talking shark. What a lovely me! And we have a girl who can control rats! Hello. Yes. The kindly bank robber with her adorable beer-drinking rat. How does that improve your story? I don't know. How does a man who removes moles from his body work? Has no sense. But for some reason here it just works. I need to use your bathroom. Ewe! Well, you're definitely an improvement.

What the hell!? Radioactive moles aren't in my job description, Palpatine! They are now! Yuck! This doesn't make me smile! As I said... improvements. You're lucky Superman got in the way. Otherwise, you might have been tempted to be heroes. Pssh! Heroes! Why do we want to do that? Many nominations! Yes. One of us could have died. This new trend of antiheroes makes me very angry. Why is the antihero so popular now? It's because we can have the best of both worlds. What do you mean? When you're the antihero, you can do bad things... and at the same time help the people you care about.

Here! I even wrote a viral song about it. Oh no. I may be angry. I can be bad. I can show you my dark side. I can be nice. I can stop fights. And I may even save some lives. I may be angry. I can be bad. I can show you my dark side. I can be kind, I can stop fights, and I can even save some lives. Please stop! I may be angry. I can be bad, I can show you my dark side, I can be kind, I can stop fights. And I may even save some lives.

I may be angry. I can be bad. I can show you my dark side! I can be kind. I can stop fights. And I may even save some lives! Rrrrrr! Shut up! You're ruining everything! I'll tell you who the real villain is, that songworm! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I may be angry. I can be bad. I can show you my dark side. I can be kind. I can stop fights and I can even save some lives! Wow guys, we

should

start a band! Bowser! Now, you listen to maybe Merman backwards or whatever you think you are.

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