Mike Epps Gets Crushed by Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

It's a boy and H here says, take all your clothes, hey, what's happening to everyone for the first banquet? I'm Sean Evans and you're watching the hottest

ones

, it's the show with interesting questions and even hotter

wings

, today I'm joined by Mike. GS, you can find it on Uncle Buck's Tuesdays on ABC, yes sir, survivors, regret, yes sir, always doing the standing thing always doing the standing thing staying busy, uh, I'll stay busy, are you ready to eat? These

wings

, are you hungry? My name is chicken, Wayne, wow. There's a comedian named chicken, yeah, from Queens, you know, chicken, I know, chicken, are you ready to do this, let's do it, death to chicken, this first one is sriracha, no big deal, so you used to work at a house Waffles and Ponderosa Steakhouse, yeah, you know when the pretty girls come there and I didn't want him to know I worked at Waffle House.

I run back. You attribute your comedy career to not being able to hold down a job in those places. Because? Do you think you were such a terrible restaurant employee? I found C stealing waffles one night right after work. That was one of the reasons he wanted to do something for the kids in the community, so I got a box of waffles out of there and the camera caught me. Trying to play Robin Hood trying to play Robin Hood Waffle House is always an interesting place for me because it seems to attract celebrities and crowds, but at the same time you see crazy headlines like someone drove their van through the front door to like it. confront a waitress like an ex-boyfriend who is always at Waffle House, many restaurants are closed, Waffle House stays open 24 hours, like you said, it attracts everyone from the lowest to the highest, and they went like a lady standing there and every time you give her your other order, she just stands there and says: I want two covered Smothers scattered.

I want two eggs, oatmeal C and the guy is just cooking while she says "well that's pretty good" so in Uncle Buck you play one of These guys are like a good uncle but also a bad uncle so I hope I can bounce off some kind of coming-of-age life moment and you could give me advice like the good guy, the bad guy, yeah, okay, I'm in love. about a girl in my third period biology class but I don't know how to tell her just write it down on a piece of paper do you like me yes or no with the classics I can't go 30 seconds without scrolling through the phone throw it out the window go get a old squeaky phone, pick it up, in fact, go get a pager.

I'm being harassed online because I'm a grown man and all I have is this ridiculous Hotwing show on YouTube. Disconnect, be an adult, leave. Those kids alone get a real job get a real job they're supposed to be hot they're getting there everyone at the beginning of the show they're like they're always like what is this? I came here to eat

spicy

wings, aren't they

spicy

? This one really didn't do anything to me I'm not afraid of you, chalor, how are you doing, so blessed and then everyone always faces that back nine thing too. Here, she says, take all your clothes, you also play a guy about survivors' remorse, yeah.

So if this Uncle Buck thing takes off, I really think you have the potential to be the best fictional uncle of all time. I want to share five great

ones

with you and you can tell me what you thought of these great fictional guys. The first one, Uncle Jesse, I like Uncle Jesse, he was too young to be an uncle. Someone put him in a bad situation if I were a kid. I say, Uncle Jesse, you have a vagra. It would be good for me because I am an unusual child. Uncle Phil. He looks a bit like Sh Knight, but with different sensibilities, thank goodness.

Uncle Sam, oh, I don't want to see it at all. I'm not a fan of Uncle Sam, I'm not a fan and whoever perms him should cut it. Uncle Fester, oh man, I say Uncle Fester. you look like a bully and number five Uncle Luke Uncle Luke Mo hey hey hey Mo what I would bring is for you to ask Uncle Luke how he could get it hey hey hey Mo something like this has a kick God you've been in music videos almost as long as long as you've been in movies and they run the gamut from Nori to Kendrick Lamar and then your mixtapes are as deep as DJ dramas, yeah.

I wonder how hanging out with rappers in the studio compares to just filming with comedians backstage in the comedy Celler man, when you hang out backstage with a rapper there are guys and girls, and then when you hang out with comedians it's really cool , everyone here makes jokes hoping to get up, you know, like night and day is night and day they're that different it's different man rappers it's man it could be a weapon back there from all the music video sets you've been on who was it the funniest I have to say Kendrick Lamar Kendrick Lamar yeah because we were dancing in the middle of a field next to a coffin that sound, I don't know if it sounds that cool, it wasn't fun, but it was crazy, this is our hot sauce, we're very proud of her. homeboy hot sauces hotness I think it's the best hot sauce ever made, but I'll let you do it, so you're playing Richard before, yeah.

I wonder how diving into Richard's character earlier changed Mike's applications as a guy getting ready to do it. this role and after reading about Richard Pry I was like wow, I'm a church kid compared to him, he really had a lot of layers, this guy was really, really smart, really, really crazy and um, I just realized I'm not that crazy, yes, I have it. a chance yeah, now is where the game starts to get serious so I think Richard Segways' earlier conversation in this, you know, your Netflix special is called. I'm going ahead, definitely, I highly recommend it.

Damn, damn, go ahead, your Netflix special is called Don't Take It Personally, and as someone who's been doing stand-up comedy for over 20 years, I think you're the perfect person to ask if you think audiences are offended. easier in 2016 than they say they were in the 9 years, you don't really know, 2016 you have the internet, people are all on the internet, they do everything on the internet, so I don't think people will be as offended as they would be It's shocking in the '90s to hear someone say different things, but now it's like, oh man, I saw crazier things on the internet.

Seven pain, 100% all the way, not 90, not 80, 100, it's a man. them WIS is too tall man, I can't even talk, you seem to be in a safe place in the first wings and now my eyes are watering, my lower back hurts, I can't taste it, I can't. taste my tongue, damn, ah, I'm done, man, I can't do any more and I think I'm going to stop here, bro, I can't, I won't, man, like I'm answering your question, but I have to. eat your wings mhm and the way you're dressed I guess you have a press day today.

I'm doing it right, okay, we'll let you sit because we don't want you sweating under the lights all day. I might have to cast my tongue after this, well I'll just keep eating the wings, if you're still good with conversation, go ahead, you can tap, so the other thing we like to do is show you that you know some. Instagram photos because you have these cool photos but they're empty of context so ask yourself what's going on in some of these it looks like you're in a kayak, in this one yeah I did a little bit of kayaking one day you really can't.

Look at him, but there are three mid

gets

behind me holding him down in this one, you're backstage at WrestleMania, there you are with John Cena, yeah, it was a lot of fun until you see them walk past his little shorts in the last one. It's a crazy picture, DMX, Cam Newton, what do we Bojangles have? Bojangles Chicken DMX brought some Bojangles backstage at one of my shows. Look, Cam Newton wore his pants, that's the whole scene and I have guts, now you worked with Mike Tyson. in Meet the Blacks, what were your conversations? What kind of stories did he tell you?

Mike Tyson. It was difficult. I see how that little boy felt about that gorilla. Now she's gone. Hey, you want more. KN. I guess like, wait, take. this one, this one, the same paddle, the director yelled in my butt, they had chicken wings. You know, when a talented young person goes to make a career in show business, they usually go to New York or Los Angeles, but you took a Greyhound to do it. Atlanta, how fast until you realized you know what maybe I should have gone to the coast real quick. I just realized the only way to get famous here is to throw some money at some hoes, how do you make a name for yourself at the strip club you just made? bring a lot of cash, a lot of cash, just all the way to the end, there, a money order, $35 of money in a power of attorney, how do you think Atlanta compares to s or New York?

Atlanta is, you know, hotlanta. Call it hotlanta and you know the DJ is sitting there telling everyone to tip the strippers but he calls them hoes and says you better tip these hoes you better tip these pansies some bucks and then La it's like right guys, coming on stage, her name is H chili hot ones, there's a woman coming out with a little thin thong hanging out, have you ever seen a baggy thong, no, no, but I don't think she wants to do it Yes, it's pretty ugly? What about New York? Is New York different? Yes, New York is very tough.

Girls sitting dancing. She's got a bullet from old Brooklyn stuck in her thigh. I got shot at a Mellie mail-in concert in '81. Okay, so this is the last wing anyone has told me. You look like the little man from Lord of the Rings, Man Spegel, you look better than him, but Jesus Christ, that might be the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me. That thing has pretty eyes. Have you ever looked at his eyes? It has a very good green, are you kidding me? no, you don't look exactly like him, but you guys do, but you're related, that's not better, okay, you don't look like them, man.

I thought I was paying you a compliment You thought you were paying me a compliment calling me to the ring the guy has eyes like Smoky Robinson come on give me a break he has green eyes man what the hell do you want me to say you're one? from the great motivational speakers on Instagram, yeah, maybe after I take this last wing, you can give something motivational, something inspiring for the future guest so maybe they can get through it, you know what I mean, yeah, for the future ones guests who decide they want to come to this. show and eat some wings, go vegan, yeah go vegan because this chicken is spicy, it's hot, the devil won't eat this is my pep talk and guys, brush your teeth before you suck on a girl's tits.

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