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Burb Patrol | Season 1 Ep. 2: "When Life Gives You Lemons"

Mar 21, 2024
If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Super audience. Are you serious? You know, super hearing is the ultimate superpower. How about super speed or super strength? Oh... well, I can hear the speedster coming, I can also hear

when

a super strong movement comes to get out of the way. Super intelligence? I can hear what they are thinking and prepare for it. Control over fire? I heard a fire alarm. Flying? Fear of heights... like I said, ultimate superhero power, haha. Report illegal contraband served at the corner of Pine and Snyder, units available please report.
burb patrol season 1 ep 2 when life gives you lemons
Understood, on the way. Mine is invisibility by the way. Invisibility? Ha ha. good luck sneaking up on me We do our best to keep a safe and clean community, with such a large community unfortunately things slip through the cracks. You have to be me. Is this illegal smuggling? What the hell is wrong with these people? It's a boy. Let's turn it off. Whoa, whoa, whoa... look... I know your robotic programming only allows you to see the main target, but this is a kid, okay? So let me talk, okay? You are too much sometimes. Handle it. Good afternoon officers, can I offer you a nice glass of cold lemonade?
burb patrol season 1 ep 2 when life gives you lemons

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It's in the house. I'm sorry I can't do it, I'm afraid we actually have bad news. Oh no, that's the worst kind of news. I know... you see... it looks like you don't have permission for your little lemonade stand here. uh-oh spaghetti. God, that's adorable. You see, the problem is, since you don't have a permit... we're going to have to shut you down until you do. Before I do that... I have an idea. What is that darling? How about you go away and leave me alone? Excuse me? Dude, don't you have anything better to do? Is it just lemonade?
burb patrol season 1 ep 2 when life gives you lemons
Oh, I'm on your team here, okay? I got it... I'm calm, I'm calm. I'm like two. Okay, it's stupid, I know. You and I... we're on the same team. Well? It's just a form, an F2, fill it out, okay? We will leave you alone. Form F2? Yes, very simple. How about... de F U oh, that hit your forehead? Listen, little do you know how much that cost... at FedEx and Kinkos? What does rule number four of the manual say? Rule number four? Yes, yes, think about it. Do not hit children under 10 in the face, yes. Relax now.
burb patrol season 1 ep 2 when life gives you lemons
I'm turning 10 in four months, little one, listen, little wayfair, reject, okay... I'll sell you! Chill out! I'll sell it to you at a discount. Chill out. We'll go for a walk, we'll go for a walk, a little trip around the block for about 15 minutes. When we get back here you better be gone. I'm going to leave that here. Yes, I will take this form. Listen, little fine mint, okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. I'll go sell her, oh let's do a loop and if she's not gone

when

we get back we'll handle this Bruce Wayne style with a bat...man.
We'll confiscate his chairs and tables and then tell his legal guardian, but with bats without bats there may or may not be a bat. No. God, what's wrong with kids these days? I know they're so disrespectful... right? Do not listen. I know she's still playing. I swear to God she will have a stepfather. Alex can be a little...passionate when he broaches certain topics...he's a little overwhelming at first, but I've found things to do with the extra time...like paperwork. I tell you something else. I'm tired of people calling me on the phone talking about bills I don't have.
If I had it, I would pay for it...they are being ridiculous. On some of the longer ones... I've been able to do even more things. Who lets their children talk like that? I bet they don't go to church. I have never felt so disrespected when trying to help someone. one. I am trying to allow you to profit legally. Two... Three... I gave you the form. You blamed me Quatro... I like that. ...and that's why I have mean girls tattooed on my back. Do you do anything with your hair? No. You've seen the radio, right? Yes.
With Scuba Gooding Jr? If you haven't seen the radio, you have to see it. He plays...he plays...this guy no, he doesn't have to go to school much, and they let him join the football team, but...no, he doesn't join the football team, right? ? But. He would be a great stepdad if he told you that, at bedtime at 4:30 every day. Taking mom to bed 4:55. Should we go back? There's been enough time... it's been two hours, Randall. 2 hours have passed. It feels... I didn't know you spoke Spanish, Randall. recently... okay, here we go. Wow, thank you very much, sir!
What do you want, losers? We gave you time to leave Burbank Barbie. Dude, you really are crazy right now. Do you like girls or something? What, no... and if it wasn't little girls, they'd be a lot hotter than you... that backfired. Yeah, that's what I told your dad last night. He is a saint! Hey, this is a boy, okay! You are an adult. Sesame Street, let's go! You're not even worth it... you're a baby. Did you know? I probably make more on lemonade than you do in a week. Yes, it could be true. I earn a decent living.
What is that smell? do you smell that? smells like ? oh yeah...I'll finish you! You understand me? I swear... no, I'm fine, I'm fine. Fake police! I swear to you that this will be your last day on this earth. Hey...hey...what's going on? Okay, I'll finish THIS! Hey, hey, hello---how are you? We were here... Don't speak for me, Randall. I got it, I got it, I got it. Hello how are you? Hi... Um, so we were talking politely to your daughter and she was being a total idiot! that? Oh, there are no bad words! Oh, get out of here Alex, resident What... you... you saw it all Okay, okay, I'm...
I'm slowly coming to terms with the situation. Professional. Okay, hello again. I am sincerely sorry for the outburst it has caused me. We received some complaints about her daughter's lemonade stand in the neighborhood and we politely asked her to close it and she has been extremely difficult throughout the whole situation, she has called us names, she has been cursing at us, she said she slept with my dad, that I haven't seen him in a while... I have no proof. How dare you accuse my sweet beauty of using colorful language, you son of a bitch? She would never use language like that!
I don't even know where she would have gotten it from. You must be ashamed of yourself. We live in a loving and respectful Christian home and I'm not going to let some idiotic security guard tell me to raise my son. Hey Christi...? --I know he had a permit because I gave him the money myself. They also said I wasn't pretty, mom! I didn't say that, I didn't say she wasn't pretty. I said if I liked girls... they'd be so much prettier than her -GASP- ---and that's still not what I meant! What are you the white rkelly right now?
Go, go, go, get back in the car. I'm so sorry for everything... I'm so sorry. I have sexual relations with women of legal age, okay… Ahtttt… okay. Is her father present in her

life

? Get out bro, what the hell was that? Okay, I know I was wrong, you didn't have to turn around for that kid! Okay, okay, listen, okay, before you overreact a little and everything...let's just say I have a plan. This should be good Hey Tandall...yeah you okay?...yeah I'm okay...yeah you? If you? Yes, yes, yes, well, it was good talking to you... yes, yes, is Ava available?
She is my niece. Is your brother's name Tandall? Yes, good old Tan. Hey sir, do you want lemonade? It's only 50 cents! Not 50 cents, it's cheaper on the street. Lemonade here... lemonade, bring your lemonade. Lemonade Neighborhood lemonade stand Thank you for the patronage, sir. Be sure to tell your friends! Hello ma'am, would you like a five cent frozen lemonade? Oh, hello Bella... would you be interested in a glass? How does it sell for five cents a glass? Can't we just have to keep selling at a loss until you go bankrupt? You just got scammed by Amazon, little one.
Yes, and if you don't get your permission right, you'll still be undermined. , doll. What did you do with the money I gave you for the permit? out mom After a little persuasion, Bella agreed to get the permits that her mother paid for. The plan worked like a charm. Yeah, and he's lucky he did because if he didn't, I was ready for that plan B--A--T Oh My God! When did you have time to learn Spanish? Randall!?

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