Peppermint Patty and Marcie being besties for 10 minutes straight

Official Scout Master Diary Entry today I will leave my brave beagle scouts in the woods we will enjoy the outdoors free of all modern conveniences without modern conveniences that's brave maybe we should go camping marcy I'm busy that day at least someone is No you get distracted by stupid mother's day, you too, everyone abandoned me, oh well, not everyone, coach, sir, who wants to dance the charleston, maybe charles likes charleston, hey chuck, where are you? This is all very interesting, sir, but perhaps we should do this when the other players are around. Not here, I refuse to change my plans just for Mother's Day.

Hey? Maybe we can find something else that's fun to do. Who says I'm not having fun? Is this the face of a person who is not having fun? Do you want to talk about that, sir? No, I wonder where those birds are headed. They are flying south during the winter. Why would they do that every fall? Birds migrate in predictable patterns, traversing great distances to reach warmer climates. They're going on vacation, sir. Very sorry. I don't have a mom I just don't understand why Mother's Day is so important Mother's Day is stupid It's good that we have opened this line of communication sir We are playing dress up It's the best thing we can do on a rainy day Do you want to play ?

What is this supposed to be? That's when I want to dress up as Marie Curie, the only person to have won the Nobel Prize in two different scientific fields. Now this is more like, that's my librarian costume. The superpower is that she can read a thousand books before dismissal time, so she doesn't read them so fast that she doesn't enjoy them. That would defeat the purpose of the reading. Who wants to play superhero? Strange birds are supposed to fly south. Winter can't walk maybe can't pay for the flight, good sir, you should go home, Marcy, I'm sure you have some things you need to prepare for tomorrow, taking care of you, sir, I can have cupcakes, I'd rather stay here with you.

It's the same thing every year, I have a good day and then someone mentions Mother's Day and I suddenly remember that I'm the only kid who doesn't have a mom. It must be difficult sir, it really is mercy, I thought. I said the birds were going on vacation, I did sir, but never underestimate the power of publicity when I'm in front of a group of people, I just keep it loose and everything goes smooth as ice, what about the play? last year's school, sir, so there are these three? The bears and this boy named Goldilocks some name, uh, anyway, the girl and the bears got hungry, so they put on some music and ordered pizza, not pizza, Mr.

Porridge, she tried three puddles of porridge, which that bears don't eat, porridge, that's ridiculous, who wrote this? Okay, it might have been easier if I had read the script last year. I pretended to be sick so I wouldn't have to go to school that week. I remember you got sick with the yuckies case, if you want, you can spend. Mother's Day at my house I don't mind sharing my mom your mom is kind but it's not the same is there anything she can do to help? I don't know, mercy, can you make Mother's Day go away and never come back?

I'm afraid not, sir, I didn't think about it, let's go back, trucks, football, oh you got me, hey, it stopped raining, I'll never find something for my dad, mother's day, mother's day, wherever wow, that's all I hear, I think I do hear the first mother's day. I will scream longer. I bought my mom an ice cream cake for Mother's Day. I was going to buy her a vanilla cake for Mother's Day or maybe a chocolate cake for Mother's Day, but Sally suggested strawberry. Do you want to burn me? handkerchief I'm not crying I'm thinking they look the same sometimes well it's here if you want they're not beautiful clouds they look like big fluffy balls of cotton candy scientifically speaking clouds are mostly ice particles and dust sir.

Ah, it's ruined, look what you did, I'm sorry Lucille Chuck, there's just no time to explain. I think you'll really like bird watching, sir. Hmm, I like it because each bird is very different. If you were a bird, what kind would you be? I don't know something colorful, maybe like that, a good choice, sir, is a blue jay. You can tell by the vivid blue feathers. It could be a blue jay. I look good in blue. Where are you going home? All I wanted to do is give my dad a mother's day gift and I couldn't even do that maybe we can't Marcy whatever he's going to say I don't want to listen to him every time he tries to help I end up feeling worse , I'm sorry sir, that was never My intention mother's day has always been bad for me and that will never change, so please leave me alone.

Have you ever thought that maybe his anger is really sadness? It's okay to cry sir, once you stop crying. Have you ever wondered what type of bird? would you like to have mercy all the time sir, that is a laughing kookaburra, they are known for their distinctive laughing sound and are very popular, not as popular as that one, maybe you could get your dad something else, don't start that again . I was thinking sir, he tried the usual things, but you're weird. Is there anything you can give him that he can only come from you? I'm not sure what his favorite things to do together are.

Everything we play baseball. He taught me everything I know. about football we like to tell each other stupid jokes the sillier they are the more we laugh he loves to hear me laugh he says it reminds him of my mom I know how to celebrate mother's day simple but full of personality and as I always say marcy personality helps a lot a certain gentleman very true actually that's so much fun we'll play and we'll talk to each other and I'll make him laugh and he'll make me laugh and together we'll say the biggest laugh ever that sounded like the best mother's day gift a dad has ever had, yeah , yes it is.

I have to have mercy if I said something before to hurt his feelings. Sorry, you are a true friend, you are too, sir, and I wish your mom a happy mother's day. I do it well sir