EVERY SEX-ED EVER

alright, welcome to health class kids, let's start with the little video about the miracle of childbirth, oh it's the ungraded version, the classic of all sex ed classes, that's where you'll find Hoth. Okay, now that we've covered the reproductive system, does anyone have any questions? Where do I put my left stroke? What if my anaconda wants some Olo and how do I eat the loot like it's food? Okay, class, how was

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yone's week as parents with their child simulator dolls? Michelle, let me see your baby. Okay, I left it on the roof of my car, so your baby is dead.

Also, Eric let me see your baby. I lost my baby about four days ago, but I replaced him with this coconut onesie. Okay, just bill your parents later D - Erica, please give me something better than this. My little one grew up too fast, but I am very proud of him thanks to my perfect parenting. He studied hard, went to Harvard and graduated in biomedical engineering. How incredible, Erica, a plus. Is he single? Yes, I came from where, can anyone name other sexually transmitted infections? Oh chlamydia, midea, applause, which you don't know you have until two weeks after exposure, probably from that drunken night with your ex Melissa, right, yeah. the pain when urinating is so unbearable that you are afraid to drink water and then you end up in a hospital for dehydration and a very embarrassing discharge on your penis is really bad, you know, when you try to call Melissa, she tells you that she is engaged to a tool named Ben and she n

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wants to talk to you again, is that it?

Isn't that crazy can someone name other sexually transmitted infections? Don't forget your protection, okay, class, so the administration just updated their sex education curriculum since then. was pretty outdated, so in this class we'll cover sexting, including Snapchat, when and when not to send nudes, and the right time to use the eggplant emoji combined with water droplets, which is never the case, and we'll conclude the lesson by preparing you so that. happens after sex you will absolutely fool yourself let's be real here class can I be honest with you let me sit on this stool because that's real remember class the only way to be 100% protected from STDs and pregnancy is abstinence? where penis and vagina oh now this is how you put on a condom wait I should use a perfect condom it seems yes, it's like a transparent balloon because of the letters that the administration has received from your parents I will have to cover sexual education in a very sense More broadly, when a man and a woman get together and participate in activities, there will be a baby and that's it.

Oh, and if you have any questions, I legally can't answer them, so you have to stay with us. or just look it up on the internet Siri, how do you eat a butt like it's food? This is what I found on the web about how you can eat a butt like it's food. No, no, no, no, no, not all the sex I've had Wow, I learned a lot from this video. If you want to see all the action movies click the box on the left and if you want to see

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first day of school click the box on the right, those aren't as sexual.