I Crashed a Frat Party with Are You Garbage & Cipha Sounds | Bertcast # 620

go like me. I used to have a little when I started. Because moving from Tallahassee to New York, I really felt thrown into a melting pot that I wasn't aware of, and like a black guy's cat calling girls, I'd never seen anyone call anyone. The first person I ever saw call a cat, Patrice.O'Neal, I mean, I apologize if you've heard me tell this story, but it's a good story to tell Patrice. I mean Bob, I'm G, I put Bobby in Jim because it was always three of they were very close Patrice Bob I know, I mean I'm pretty sure Bobby was there probably Jim was sitting in front of the Boston Comedy Club it was the first day that I could bark I got that job that day it was the day after my 26th birthday and Patrice was calling me and I had never seen him before and I knew Patrice from no, no, Patrice and CU.

I had been around the clubs, but I just didn't know him and I laughed about it. I thought it was a joke they were making and they said what and I said do you think that works and Patrice says yeah sometimes it does and I said no there's no way that's how you get a woman and he says really How do you get one? woman and she's beautiful at that moment I'm going to say 3 high uh work suit the woman is walking and I said I said hey it looks like you've had a difficult day why don't you let me buy you a glass of wine and We'll talk about it in front of them and they started to laugh and she said no and walked away and I go to you and then and then I go well at least and while I'm talking to Patrice and then she turns around and leaves.

Come back she says you know what I'm going to take you to that kind of one oh and I went I just got my dream job I can't quit all the bark and she said what I was I just got a job barking like I want to be a comedian, I can't, I was just doing it as a joke and she said and then she went up well, turned right and walked away and P says, I'll get you drunk, she was like no and he smiles more, but I have a friend. Dominican that hits all the girls that hits girls with your girl, you'll just be you girl, he's a numbers game.

I'll say it 100 times and a girl will say, "He likes it good." handsome guy, though handsome guy, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, if I, if I, if I hit someone with a girl on the A train, it's a different story. I have guys trying to teach you the game. I think not, your face is the game yes, yes, of course, it's easy to talk to girls, you just say me, girl, of course, not for us, not for me, I understood, no, yes, I don't have your girl body, white boy version of cat calling. I just realized it's trying to kiss girls, trying to kiss a big thing in our state of Florida, it was guys just trying to kiss girls, just walking up to them and trying in a bar, no words , and they tried to kiss them. and I remember seeing that and going and they were saying it's a numbers game once in a while they kiss you and then you know you're in and I was like wow yeah for us it was when you get to know we have a little more than 20 years. whatever you are at the bar you just start dancing with a girl and she turns around and says no and walks away would you do that? would you dance yeah, uh-huh, I could jog, you know what?

I mean, I was out there too little. I can not, I can not. I have my erection tucked into my waistband. Sorry, slow down, will you? I'm a damn Catholic, you suddenly get very sleepy. Damn, I just came in my pants. I just cleaned them, we need to talk about last night, man, okay, let's talk about last night. If you'll excuse me, I play in my pants, you shouldn't have to worry about buying tickets to your next big event. Playtime is the fastest and easiest way to buy tickets to all the theater, music, sports comedy events near you with amazing last minute deals.

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We did the Pamis walk, like you said, we let you know it's going to feel good inside baseball, so sometimes if the numbers don't dry up, we have a phrase that Leanne coined called Uh, you need to take the Pamis walk, so you go to town and you walk around their popular area and they recognize you and people say what are you doing, here you go. I have a show tonight and then you'll get a little bit of a buzz and then people will text their friends, oh B chist, and it'll always increase. numbers, I mean, I don't know what the jump was last night, but it was pretty monumental and Scyth was saying before you knew there's such a rise and fall with this, you know how you feel, you feel good, you feel bad, you feel. great, you feel amazing, you feel terrible, all in like the same pair of each other, like it's a mind game of oh that was great, I suck and something like that brings up what we were talking about, I can't imagine what you have You have to deal with when your numbers aren't where you want them to be, it's not just that you like it, you're feeding all these people, you know what I'm saying, the job falls on your shoulders and you know you've got it right. shoulders I have amazing shoulders but you, but yeah, the work always falls on you, you can't have any ego with that.

I mean, I talk to, I talk to, I won't say anyone's names, but all my best friends will text and they. Be like me, what are your numbers in Orlando? And I like, oh, they're good, there are markets where we all shine and then there are markets where you know my tour is a little different and, of course, a lot of comedians are doing Arenas in Harrisonburg. Virginia or Knoxville, a lot of comics don't do Knoxville, um, I don't do the cities that I do, they're off-the-beaten-path hockey stadiums because I can draw there, but in some places, especially in the south, the Internet is not what it is. in New York Chicago Seattle how did you publish in you publish your coming to Chicago you are going to sell the United Center you publish that you are coming to New York you are going to sell the Beacon you are going to sell Madison Square Garden Theater or something like that, are you trash in the Tampa theater On April 20?

You tampered with the Tampa Theater garage. There are a lot of tickets available, but I love that challenge and I still love it, but we took a walk around pris because I said we have, we have. open seats let's take a walk around pamis we'll go to the campus I want to see the campus we'll meet some kids M and we went to a track meet we went out to a big lunch and when we got there I'm done with lunch the whole place is full of kids yeah, and this boy, a boy came up to me and asked me: what are you going to do tonight?

I was like, and honestly, it was like getting on the bus and driving to Harrisberg, he's like cake cppa F is having a

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. we have a DJ you should come and I put it on Instagram yeah we have a DJ too he left and we immediately realized we had I was like you're into your style but by the way I'm very hesitant about it. very important I'm just saying this because I like Sharon's game if you're going to walk around pamis you have to put it on social media you have to put it on Instagram stories hey here we are, we're sitting here, it's a statue of Pat Summit I always wanted to see it, They said it was life size and then we all made a joke about it, then we and those kids on campus saw it, they were excited, they had nothing to do, it's Saturday, they came out. find you, can I take a picture with you, my dad is a big fan, can we FaceTime?, my dad, of course, the Tweet got 3 million views.

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tonight in front of 3 million at wow? Yes No No. They're not gimmicks, it's just me, they're gimmicks, but just simple marketing, it's like the word, man, when I spoke at Harvard, they asked me why I do certain things and I said a lot of it was just common sense and It works and I believe that what companies are doing now is trying to figure out how do we sell to Knoxville and then you find someone selling in Knoxville and they're like, What did you do? Yes, and you say: "It's our business." So Primal is so Primal that we know it intuitively and we have friends we can ask.

I mean, that's the beauty of it, it's like all my best friends are the biggest comics in the world, so I can always ask, hey, what did you do? Yeah, but we. This kid happened to invite us to a party and we put him on line. I thought we would let everyone vote, everyone voted and we were going back and forth if we had this thing that I don't know we had. It was a great show in the arena, we had a lot of fun, but it's also like you know we have to drive 6 hours to the next city, plus you're a little tired, so we're okay, should we go like college?

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party and then and sa had to toe the line, he says, I always say let's do a lap, I thought that's good if it's not for us and it's cheesy or well, we had a great meet and greet in the back , there was just a lot of people, I love you, you guys aren't that adoring, yeah, we'll get to the party in a second, but one of the fascinating things is that I'm so ingrained that the meet and greet is part of the show. that there are nights that I will drink where I go it's a great meet and greet it's going to be a long night Chicago was yeah you took a lot of photos brother that was crazy Chicago was a great meet and greet uh Columbus was no that's a great meet and greet, not a couple of people, yeah, and then Knoxville was a big meet and greet for a group of kids, all friends, I grew up with their kids, they went to school there, my friend flew in and we were done, we have 1 hour until the bus calls and says: let's do a lap bro, listen to it, the lap is the key, you're tired, you recover, you do a lap, if it sucks, you spend 10 minutes of your life, but if it's hot, you'll win .

I don't regret it, but these kids party differently than I do. I don't know if it's the South, but as we moved forward it seemed like a radio event was a barrier stage. I thought we were going into a house. was out in their backyard and they had cops there they were checking IDs they were selling alcohol there was Porta poot they had a roll of Porta poot like you were at a fucking concert it was and we see it and I wasn't I'm going to put it on social media because Pete brought a camera. I don't film it.

This is just for us. If the kids want to film it, they can film it, but I don't want to film it and my energy changed, no. By the time we got there, I mean, yeah, we thought we were going to end up in a shitty basement-like living room with a smelly couch and a red mug Alone and in the distance at night you saw the lights and the lasers smoke rising, no, that's different. They had pyrot techniques. They had pyrot techniques. I saw a kid who was like in the crowd with a bag of gunpowder or whatever throwing it and I was standing right next to it.

I went n no no n I'm going to stand back he had a pack ofThey put this together, yes, the scientists put this together. I've seen people's dads turn it off, skip Brun, skip brunch the next morning because they're too embarrassed to walk out the door. This program is sponsored by DraftKings. The 82-game preseason is in the books and it's finally time for the real season. Don't miss any of the NBA Playoffs action at Draftking Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner. of the NBA from tournament play to the finals draftking Sportsbook has you covered with the same games parlays live betting odds boosts and much more download the draftking Sportsbook app and use code

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I was hitting my vaporizer last night. I want kids to see me smoking weed, so I was kind of out of character hitting it and blowing on it. I took a hit of that and I thought it's not like the boys, this puts this makes my brain go to sleep, you don't, your brain ain't got it, I don't have my brain, oh man, yeah, what a wild night, yeah, thank you. because for bringing me, man, bringing us that was so much fun, this whole experience has been, you know, I've been gushing to you about it, but you know, I want to put it on wax, it's been incredible, so cool just from a point of view. view of learning to do comedy in front of so many people and you know that there have been the layers for it to appearstage learning that seeing the end of the bus, the end of the production, yes, and then behind, I think Peter and I were, they told me that you did an hour and a half and then you do an hour, I mean, Chicago was crazy, Chicago, I was like that.

It's CRA, you moved until after midnight and you were in for an hour and a half, so the meet and greet sometimes in that sense probably requires significantly more energy than the CU program, you meet, hey, how's it going? oh, so and so, oh you. I know, hey, it was like a three-level meet and greet that we had, we met with the Blackhawks, uhhuh and you had to be there for them, you know, they were sitting there, you know, like they were looking at you, you're killing it with this . and kill with it, but it's funny.

I've dated enough hockey players that I know the things they're interested in. It seems like everyone is like Pro. What kind of Z do you guys make? those Siberia and they're like then the guy says I have 20 milligrams I say oh you have to separate me a couple of those and then I put one on by accident and almost my pants almost and then uh and then yeah the Chicago Blackhawks were just those kids always They're young, young, they just got money, they're always with their high school boyfriends, yeah, they were with their high school boyfriends, you were like, oh, you were with them in the miners and they were like before school secondary. that girl the blonde girl her ring was so big I was like he had removed a piece of the ice she started to crack she's like she's like I never heard that one that's good I'm like her ring was huge yeah those kid, those Hockey kids are great, then we went to meet and greet.

We meet Professor Pizza, who, you know, I love the hustle of him. I love the hustle of him. He I love that he goes to all the comedy shows. He makes pizza for all the sitcoms. he makes amazing pizza, yeah he's amazing and I love introducing people to him. It's one of my favorite things to do is get people together and go, do you know this guy? He lives in your city. You should know this guy. You should wait. He is. put open a brick and mortar Professor piz is going to open a brick and mortar next week yeah and I was like you get it he told him where and they were like wait you're on whatever Wells Street or whatever and He said Yes, and then we met this guy, Danny.

I mean, the whole week he started with me doing a radio interview with a guy he played baseball with when he was a kid, yeah, and he didn't know what happened to him and it turns out. He's a Reds Hall of Famer and that's why he comes on the show and he, I mean that clip, I don't think he talked to Peter about it, I mean all the time, like the classic Bozo move BT, you were a really good man. I should have kept playing, yeah, what is it, what happened to you? Did you continue? I'm like it's kind of rude but like it's genuine, it's just genuine curiosity, like holy dude, what have you been up to?

But as he comes, he is. like yeah he's probably worth like $80 million yeah red hall of fame he's like a four time allstar and yeah he was the first vietnamese allar in the major leagues like the first but that's how this journey started , so I knew. It was going to be fun and then I think he was more impressed, he definitely doesn't remember me. I remember him because he was the best, yes, he was the big name. I think he was more impressed, as he was with you. I was like, oh yeah, I'm up. I told him about the first time I was going to play baseball at Florida State and the coach said, "You can lose that promise pin, we don't party on this team and I was like, I think I'm going to lean toward the party and I walked out of the yard." left and walked to room 111 in Sally Hall, Willie Paul's cold apartment, Chandler Perry, they all smoked marijuana, we used to do this thing called time travel, we had, uh, we had aluminum foil on the ceiling above us. of the lights and we had made holes in them to make them look like stars and we lay on the ground smoking weed and it looked like a constellation Jesus and I walked in with a baseball uniform, they were traveling in time and I laid down and smoked marijuana and we were listening to Pink Floyd and I thought I would never play sports again.

It was a really strange time. I thought, I guess I'll lean into this party thing and I thought, I wonder how that's going to pay off thank God thank God those little things. that's why I want to teach a class at the university maybe I'll go teach and teach them about luck and how you came to recognize the energy of the universe, you know. one of the things I do, I don't do it all the time. I know you guys can make a million clips of me without doing this, but sometimes if I have a crazy thought at a party, it's usually not a podcast, it's at a party, and if I start saying it and someone interrupts me.

I mean, that thought wasn't for this room. I mean, don't say it. I do what I used to do with tweets if it didn't get approved and ended up in my drafts. it was the world isn't ready for this it's telling me no um January 6th I should have been there on January 6th I'm on my way I'm still trying to get it in yeah, like I was trying to say before before I was rudely interrupted I apologize uh, yeah, maybe you're the one teaching, but then you can't really have fun and I would love to just teach kids because I think I'm really good at identifying what I am.

I'm good at a couple of things I don't know. I don't think people do enough. I'm good at celebrating talent like I'm really good at celebrating talent like we talked about this earlier on the tour, but like I have no ego in finding someone cool and then wanting to meet them or hang out with them, that's why I I reach out to celebrities, that's why I reached out to you and said, Can I do your podcast? I love it, I love meeting interesting people and being around interesting people, and look, I mean, I don't mean it selfishly.

I'm cool, but look at everyone, everyone I've ever been around is like all the guys I like are the biggest comics in the world or about to be the biggest comics in the world. I don't think there are enough people who do that. I think there are enough people. I think sometimes people think selfishly of themselves. I also try to recognize luck and see when it arises and when the universe is giving you a chance, always saying yes. Yeah, I don't know, I try, you know, I try to understand the issue of luck and I can't necessarily, what do you mean by doing it?

I love, I love luck, you're, you're so lucky, sure, yeah. I don't know, he thinks you're lucky, luck, luck, right? Yes, luck doesn't cancel out your hard work, hard work leads to luck, but what is luck like? Give me, give me a moment where I was lucky, oh, I mean, I'm asking, I don't know, oh, I have a million, I have absolutely a million, um, I mean, the luckiest one I ever got was that girl who commented on the story of the machine that is the luckiest I've ever had, but like uh. I mean, I have so many opportunities in my life that presented themselves as you know.

I look back and think that meeting Joe was a very fortunate moment in my life and I think I walked through a door that I wasn't prepared to walk through, but I showed up in an authentic way, I just thought I was here for this moment, but I was also a fan of Joe before anyone listened to his podcast, like I was a fan of his when he was doing it. I was on Joe's show when he started the podcast. I was watching every episode. He was kind of present and celebrating the cool, like Sean Evans knew him before anyone was making the cool ones.

I approached him and I think I mean. lucky in crazy ways like Danny Graves that's just luck that's just me saying that's him I go I said bow I go of course that happens to me because I'm the kid that for anything my skills are the ones I remember the guys who were good at baseball and I never forget them. I never go to baseball selfishly. I've finished now. I always think about them. I think I remember strange things. I mean, I've won so many raffles it's crazy, but I went in and stacked the deck, won the 50-50 raffle at the Flyers game, won $29,000.

I mean, I spent 30 to get it, but I spent four, I spent four, I definitely spent four, but always and I also told Georgia that we were at a Dodgers game. and the raal 5050 was $184,000 and I bought five thousand dollars worth of tickets and she said why are you doing that? You're going to lose and I said: It's a way of thinking. I said Georgia, let me tell you something about how my brain works, honey. She said today I'm going to catch a foul ball and I'm going to win that raffle 50-50. She says that's not going to happen and I said something great is going to happen and she said, "I swear to God we had five foul balls." She hit five rows of us from all sides and she kept looking at me and at one point she said: Is he dumb enough to make this happen?

And then I said, I said and I and at the end of the game. She says, you didn't get a fault and I say, yes, but you know, I'm so lucky that it permeates everyone around me who has faults. I go, that's how I think Life Works is like being with a kid once. This is me, I never, ever articulated this well enough. We were on a boat in Utah, a houseboat, and he said, I can predict heads and tails on a coin and I told him what it says with 100% accuracy. I can predict face. or tails and I said no you can't and he says, I absolutely can and I said do it and he's going to do it for money.

I told him $1,000 and he says, 000 if I can do it, I won't pay you if I can. I don't do it and go, I'll give you $1,000 if you can predict three consecutive heads or tails and he goes easy, so we do it, there's a bunch of people he made, the first one in the air comes up heads. grab it, put it, look at it, it's heads, I go, it's luck, hit the next one, it comes up heads, it's heads again and I thought for a second, I believed in God, I believed that he could predict heads or tails, the last one catches it and he It comes up heads and it was tails and I go, you lost and he says yes, but you thought he could predict heads or so and I and that's what luck is, it's just believing in yourself that luck appears like that kid believes and he He just looked at me and said, yeah, but I believed it and you believed it and I said, "Oh, that was such a powerful moment where I thought you had to be stupid enough to believe that you were going to be the luckiest kid in the world." world".

Be stupid enough to go if I show up. Something good will happen if I show up well and just have a smile and be like Bert. Can you continue? I mean, there are times when I just go, go, because I'm lucky like we are. I did it at my first appearance in Hollywood. The Earthquake was going to take second place and no one wanted to follow it and I remember thinking, "Well, I'll just do it like that," and they said, "I mean, all the great comedians retired and left." and I didn't do the Showcase. I came up after the earthquake murdered murdered I had the best thing I've ever had in my life and I changed it changed my television career completely but I think someone who says oh no, I'm not doing it I don't want to be a part of this I think that's the unfortunate part of Your brain, the lucky part of your brain, has to see the world as full of opportunities, full of opportunities to roll the dice on yourself. and we won we went to a casino in uh in Atlantic City and I told Butch Bradley I said Butch Bradley Steve Burn uh Brett Ernst Mike young and I and I think Sebastian Maniscalco and I said I'm the luckiest guy you'll ever meet and they said really and I said just I won't even make a bet I'll make a bet on uh on roulette I'm really lucky you win and Butch Bradley put $100 on a number and he got it right and the look on his face went away. so he went and I go it's what I do I just walked away but I believe in luck I really believe in luck I believe I believe in it really really and I like itidentify when my luck showed up because then other people will go oh So that's there too, like I used to make this joke about Kevin Hart where he said: I don't want to hear about your hard work, we can all work hard, there are guys who are losing working hard.

I want to hear about him. Sometimes he got lucky, like when Cat Williams put a gun in his bag and didn't get on the flight to go make fool's gold and they had to hustle and say, Who do we get? We want something we already have. We need someone small. black and they go, they go to Kevin Hart and they get I want to hear about those moments because they give you hope in the career Dane Cook. I'm sitting at his house one time and just pissing on the business and how things are going. It's not happening and this and that and I was like, dude, it'll happen to you the next day.

I show up at his house and he says, dude, you're gone. I got a call to Starr on a movie in China and I thought, what does he say? Isn't he that crazy and I said yes? He says that's how this business is like a lottery ticket. I always really believe that business is like a lottery ticket. Makes sense. What if all those years ago the Raven Lounge in Philadelphia you did it? He would have walked in and I wouldn't have been there, uh, talk about luck, baby, talk about luck, he's probably 50 pounds later, uh, uh, Tom for sure Charlie Charlie Murphy told Tom for sure um hey, do you want to go to dinner with me? tonight?

How it is, I know this is whatever, but this is how the universe works and Tom said yeah, he was on the Real Men of Comedy tour with John Hefron, Charlie Murphy and Joe Rogan, so Charlie Murphy is leaving, Wait for me here. Tom waits at the exit for Charlie Murphy, who takes forever and Joe Rogan walks by and they don't meet and Joe says, "You're so funny." Tom thanks him and says, "You should come with me."Tom says, "I'd love that and he says that's cool, he hits me, so Tom starts working with Rogan, then Tom says you have to meet my friend." Bert, it's funny, it's luck.

I remember thinking, I think all the time if Charlie Murphy hadn't invited." Tom went to dinner and made Tom wait for him. He would never have met Rogan. None of this would have happened for everyone, like me. Tommy, like all our boys. I always look at life that way, like how cool we were talking about me. to be fooled to be fooled in the blood diamond mines and of course, how are you doing, that's the worst, well, it's the best thing that ever happened to you because then you start having fun, you get written up in Rolling Stone, I mean, I have a letter that you want to talk about. about luck, they wrote me up in Rolling Stone magazine as the number one party animal in the country in 1997, which no, that's like a gift from the universe, you were working hard, drinking, partying, looking at the stars or whatever.

The guys were doing, yeah, what

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like a schizophrenic episode by the way, anything involving tinfoil and drugs is no good, you and your friends looking at the tinfoil, really cool guys, a couple of Lady Kill on a basb in a baseball uniform like a monster you could. I have been a baseball star I should write a book about luck I believe in luck Me too Me too I too I do it well You call luck even if chance happens posture like that it's luck like all that everything everything is luck everything is luck I met a guy in a I met a guy in a bar in uh the what's the club Flappers probably 15 years ago I met a guy in a bar cool guy and he said you're funny and I told him do you want a drink, he said yeah. wow, let's make a movie, I was like done, he goes, takes my number, I was like, whatever, I didn't talk to the guy for like 12 years.

I walked into a room with a couple of movie pitch ideas and he said, do you remember me? and I said no, he said, I met you at the Flappers flapper party, I said we're going to make a movie, we're going to make a movie, pick a movie you want to make, I said the machine that finished was sold and that was kale Boer. I made my movie The Machine, I believe in that crazy thing like hanging out, say yes, don't say no, go around, go around, go around, cool, you can't get lucky if you don't leave the house, yeah, the fact Yes, you have to do it. leaving your house you have to say that yes you have to do things that you 100% don't want to do it's like, I mean the luck of being seen on stage, well, they're not going to see you on stage if you're not rushing those early years to get on stage and then go up, you gotta do the work, yeah, but you gotta show up to get lucky, yeah, yeah, I know, I'm sure Mak, we got lucky last night, yeah, we got really lucky, don .

No, don't say it like that, I masturbated my ass, that was, it's a little, we're doing parts, but you care, listen, I'm lucky to be able to uh, I met, think, think about luck, I mean just. Now I admit that there is talent that goes along with it, but if you could name, if you name five of the best rappers in the world, there are people that you would consider better. D spits red hot fire, but I like it, I like it uh Chappelle meeting Chappelle is lucky he's like a great white shark and then there comes a point where you meet the guy and I always think it's oh Chappelle is my luck Buddha he's on the Chappelle Show because I met him randomly I technically technically I met you through Chappelle because I met Tom sir he came to a Chappelle show that's where I met Tom and I and then Tom said hey birth Christ is doing this tour, he says maybe you could DJ him and that was the first one and it didn't work out and I was mad and uh he, I say, hey, what happened, he never called me, he says, oh, he got this other girl, Carter Cruz, which is great and it didn't work out and then the next year I get it and mind you, the whole tour was phenomenal and everything.

The energy of that tour and yet last night was different just for a moment, yes, and if we explain this, no one will feel it the way we do. I know you know who's sorry, those kids woke up, oh those kids. Surely those kids woke up this morning and I'm jealous because I can't get their bedroom, their brotherhood energy, like the kid who woke up and said, Bert Cher shut up last night, and they're like, "how lucky we were." The luck I had is that that energy, that college energy, right now they're eating raisin sticks and laughing with each other about how crazy last night was.

I took a photo when I was on stage, yes, those kids will say it. that story forever that fat man farted at the dance I don't know who it was but it was one of the two boys well this has been a great week it has been a great week the perfect mix it couldn't be more You wouldn't be more, uh, very grateful for having us with you. I'm very lucky to be here. Yes, you're going for a ride there. You understood it well. Let's say we take shit and then walk around James Madison University Day by the way.

Walking the premise I have to mention the movie that Lean got from her soap dish is where Sally Fields, what a squeaky girl we do when Sally Fields was in a bad mood, we take her to the mall and Pam gets, yeah. she would be recognized and she would change, she would scream and Goldberg would pretend he knew her but he would pretend she didn't know her, she would say oh my God, yours so-and-so and then she would start fussing, that's the Garden. State Mall in Pamis, really yes, that's why they say Pam oh Garden State, that's a good movie, great movie, thank you all for doing it this weekend, it's a great podcast.

Hello everyone, go see, are you trash in Tampa? April 13 April 19 there are many tickets available. That's my birthday, yes, and I'll be on the forum on May 11. Netflix is ​​a joke. Festival. We are running the 5K. Wait. I have a Netflix show. Are you going to run the 5K? My Netflix show is May 6th at Laugh Factory. Cipher

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and friends. you want to be one of my friends. I can definitely be one of your friends. I have a couple of secret friends coming and then I will be and then I want to do the 5K so on May 6th we have to get Nori to do the 5K. oh, nor will I, Nory has been in great shape, we have to get Nory to do the 5K, we are contacting a bunch of celebrities that are still pending, but we would love to, keep going, will you do it next year?

No, I mean, yeah, I don't think so, I think the way this is going I think we're going to make it an annual event. We have a show the next day in New York. Yes, we have the City Council, they have airplanes, but that's it. nothing to do with that yeah, we're going to need a week you almost killed me yesterday walking about three miles you walked three miles yesterday you walked three miles and my knees kill we don't have to do it, we don't have to run, right? No, you can walk here, yeah, what I'm going to be, the guy takes six hours, you all in the bar drinking, then I'm going to miss dinner.

What if we get you? What if we get you a golf cart? No, that's what I want. and give you a microphone that's what I want yeah megaphone it would be so funny if we had Jelly Roll yelling at all these celebrities wait you got a show hey Brad Pit you suck hurry up May 8th you got a show, yes, May 9, it's May 9. RAC our RAC is May 7th, okay it's the 26th, time zones are killing me. I say do a lot. The reason I asked about next year is so I could get my fish and prepare for next year. a full month to prepare a month, yes, I have no cartilage in my knees.

I would kill. I'm going full keto. I'm going full keto to give it back. I couldn't walk, man. I've traveled all over the country with this guy. He doesn't have a 5K on him, okay, he gets angry when we are at the last gate of the terminal, it's your 5K. I hate to burst the bubble here publicly, but it's not happening, okay, it's not happening, but it gets angry when we're at the G22. I lose it. JFK Delta is screwing me, but I could slowly prepare for next year. We will do this again next year. I don't know if we'll do Netflix, but I'm sure we'll do it again.

We have partnered with Spartan Race and we are going to do this 5K once a year, yes it will be something we want everyone to stay fit and healthy, it looks the best feeling. The best thing in the world is not drinking too much last night, getting high, lying in bed, laughing, and getting up this morning. I feel amazing and I think it's because I lost weight. I managed to eat better and the best health is that we were the first. The night we had blood tests together, yeah, mine isn't great, no, it's better than mine.

I was sure and I lowered mine, so I'm green, baby, right under, you're eating right, you're eating right. I'm looking, yes. he ate that Mondo burger last night you cut it into eight pieces he had seven I had one and he was mad because I took it He was looking at me out of the corner of his eye and I reached out to grab a slice of the Mondo Burger, but for the most part I see positive reinforcement. I like that, so angel and devil, someone is going to slap you back to reality. It works in a very similar way in my brain.

I'm going, you're eating very well and you're going, you're going. I had a salad and that's it, one of those fish, some fries, an onion ring, but oh, but I had that salad, that's how when we got sober in October, Joe says, how much do you drink? I said nine shots and then Tom is my Kevin and he says Joe. D doubles yes oh he really F he gets you'll get caught in the doubles man becomes a novelist with the agile a little bit of fries maybe a handful is see I ate a salad I go I thought it was soup he says, it was covered in dressing , that thing was loaded with creamy balsamic, it was a blue cheese soup, he dropped a couple bites of fish into a bowl of blue cheese, man, I wanted to kiss that waiter because I was dreading that thing coming.

You have three Come in, he's devouring a meatloaf, why don't you bring me to this Bo? There's bangers and mash lying around, you didn't get your sausage rolls, you're starting to get a little spicy, excuse me, hey lady, I know and I thought. It was going to be the worst salad ever, it was actually delicious and covered in dressing, we better get in the truck, Kevin burping, he goes, who gets mashed potatoes for lunch, dude, mashed potatoes at lunch. I had to take I had to take a 50 50 minute half buddy I woke up really sweaty just burning starch in my bunk buddy I was so sweaty the air was blowing and I was still sweating buddy you can't it has to be after 5pm to eat mashed potatoes, I made a bad decision performing in front of 10,000, you go on stage.

I like how Bert rolled the dice on the Chicken Tika Masala in a. I know a Scottish P wild P so I ordered three Andre because I was like I'm not going to like that maybe I like that I can be a sleeper and I just had the sausages and Mt just the sausages really and they looked great why do they have an Indian condition there? Damn, I almost fainted from laughing. That hasn't happened in a long time, okay, let's go for a walk, love you guys, peace.