Mean Tweets – Political Edition

Bernie Sanders seems like the kind of guy who would return a single piece of fruit to Walmart and hold up the line for an hour, well not quite, but I hope Walmart workers can eventually earn a living wage with decent benefits. Elizabeth Warren is What will happen when Jan Brady grows up? If Charlotte's Web Rat Templeton had a successful rat cousin that he hated for being an anxious slime ball, it would be Ted Cruz. Andrew Yang has terrible hair and can't be president. It's not fair, but it's the truth. Have you seen our current president's hair?

Anthony Scaramucci is what happens when cold lasagna served on a Sopranos DVD asks a star to be a real kid when someone was doing serious drugs right now. Nancy Pelosi probably has the same five napkins in her purse. for the last 25 years what comes from pooh raggis is how many napkins do you have poop in cory booker has the IQ of a dog poop if john kerry's head was carved into a mountain it would be life size no hurry here I come dear Al Franken you weren't funny then and you're not funny now, in fact you're not good enough, you're not smart enough and damn, no one likes it when you call back a character, I'm not that kind of person. who collects and stores cat urine to begin with, I don't own a cat, but if I did, I guarantee you it would take the strength of the Hulk to stop me from throwing collected, stored, and heated cat urine in John Kasich's face.

You're a little sick. Aren't you, Mayor Pete, who looks like Howdy Doody? If only Howdy Doody was a real, sarcastic Donald Trump to show you how dishonest the media is. I used the word little, not little, to describe the corrupt congressman, little Adam Schiff. Low ratings on CNN deliberately picked up the script. came out and said I spelled the word a little wrong a small but never ending situation with CNN first of all it's not a script but second of all you're the president of the United States on Mike Bloomberg saying he's running for president is like finding out that Nickelback is playing the Super Bowl halftime show I like Nickelback I think that explains a lot of things Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel.

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