Top 5 Brutal Most Offensive Stand Up Jokes
Mar 16, 2024So what's the
most
offensive
joke you've ever written? If Africa had more mosquito nets than every year, we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying unnecessarily from AIDS. I would love to be gay. I'll tell you why, because. I'm a man. I like men. The men liked me. We like each other. I hate women. Women hate me. We hate each other. The only reason I couldn't be gay because I could never be a man because I could never do something I respect. A good joke. Well, I'll tell you when I'm late to Lake Johnny. I think I can explain to you now.My boy, my grandfather used to take me to the loft. Hey, deke, donut chest, they're hiding there. He opened it. The chest, wasn't it a man in the middle and he touched me, removed my knees? The boy is a b-boy and he makes love to that man made on the ground, well, he looked out for sexual gratification from him. Now is usually when they bounce. The top is dead. I would return. Up in the attic I took the chest down, wait, do you know that I found a dead monkey there with his eyes or do you remind me of that monkey Johnny?
I told this joke, make sure the old guys can be there, uh, I mean, okay, father, it's. in a house he has just read the newspaper his little girl comes running she is only six years old hello darling hello dad have you been playing yes in the park yes with your friends once everything went wrong - the man came yes the man came and he asked them to my friends to leave so it's just him and me Donny: Whatever happened, none of it was your fault, it's okay honey, none of it was your fault, but tell dad every detail of what happened, it took me behind a tree so no I could see what you were doing I have honey and then what happened um he took off my dress Oh God what happened next what um he took off his thing oh God together and then what happened nothing that was We will all invent something and you know another.
What people usually say is: Do you know why we in this country? Why do we allow so many of our innocent children to be gunned down? Why do we allow that as a country? you have no control of the situation, everything is in God's hands, why does God allow so many of our innocent children to be shot to death? And you know, I mean, I know he's got a beefy Swasey, but what is he thinking? What are you thinking? God, take care of it, I'm not questioning you because I know you have mysterious ways, you are omnipotent, not in every way, but many people ask you, do you know why God allows so many of our innocent children to be shot and killed and I?
I have a possible answer and you're not going to like it, but maybe God is allowing many of our children to be gunned down so they can go to heaven, where they will then serve ISIS terrorists and suicide bombers until '72. Virgins are rewarded with this possibility.
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