Microsoft makes fun of Apple! (You will hate Apple after seeing this)

oh no, here we go again, oh dear, I need a little help here. Sorry, I don't have a USB port. Oh wow, you have a real keyboard too. This isn't going to end well for me, is it? It definitely won't end. Well, do you still think I'm pretty? Hello Microsoft, hey Apple, what you have there. Oh, it turns out it's the new Surface 3 tablet, oh my god, a third generation of a product that failed the first two times, dude, get

this

, no one buys it. Surface, the only tablet anyone wants to buy is

this

one, well yes the iPad sells very well but wait until people see what this puppy can do like sit unsold on store shelves for example , what programs can you run?

Oh man, do you want to talk? applications there are more than 175 quintilian applications I didn't say applications, I said programs, I mean real programs, desktop programs, the usual 4 million existing Windows programs, Photoshop and Quickin, and the complete real Microsoft Office software, real software, Of course, you play movies, right? Just kidding, so I'm going to pull out the built-in stand and enjoy. Oh, sorry, it looks like you don't have a support on the surface. 3 Mine adjusts to any angle you want, how about we work a little? Oh yeah, there are a lot of great apps that, of course, you have that cover that has a full keyboard and a trackpad inside.

You don't think you can buy them for the iPad 2, now you can, but on the surface it is integrated and attached. turns on magnetically automatically turns on has a wonderful trackpad no bluetooth or pairing like you have to do it it's all about the execution eh well no one is buying the surface yet but consider the surface is bigger now that it's the size full of a laptop screen and yet it's thinner and lighter it weighs 1.8 pounds, okay, you know what the iPad 5 00 is, how much does it cost? It's $800 with 64 gigs of memory and you, 16 gigs of memory, for 64, it's $700, do you have a USB3 connector? a video output Jack a stylus for notes and drawing um not at the moment in other words, the Surface Pro 3 really is everything it claims to be, it's a full-fledged laptop and it's a full-fledged tablet, in fact, even with the keyboard which is an extra $130 even with the keyboard the whole thing is still lighter and less expensive than the MacBook Air let me see I mean no one is going to buy this.

The iPad is much more limited, uncomfortable, claustrophobic. Patty, oh well, you've got me there. pretty, very pretty, oh, Hi Cortana, you look good, thank you, this is the new HTC 1 M8 for Windows. Elegant, but I'm also more than a pretty face. I can check your calendar and traffic to help you get to Manny Petty on time. you sound great very good I have two speakers for music oh I only have one, really yes, and I'm sitting on it, so Cortana, what else can you do well? Siri when Kevin's girlfriend texts. May I remind you to say happy birthday.

Can't. Do that and when work calls me I can remind him to use his sick voice. Can you remind me that I need an update? Small world. You also come in mini. Maybe we can read together. What is that Halo? I did not see him coming. You have Outlook. and full office wow, you are a real PC, let's read again, don't actually read this is the Windows Phone challenge, how do you keep your lives coordinated? They get a little irritated, but I always do that group texting thing. This works no I mean I'm exhausted this is a windows phone we have something called Roots I have a group chat everyone gets all the messages and shared calendar on their phones we need it why don't we update it right now?

Does it have all the apps and stuff? It has 125,000 applications. Okay, yeah, we're the White Cliffs, we're getting rid of our iPhones and these are our Windows phones. Sorry, I don't wake up like that. Sorry, I can only do one thing. at the same time I guess PowerPoint is not one of those things we should play with chopsticks hello what's your name hello Siri I'm Cortana we already know each other sorry I don't remember okay I can remember many things like your favorite types of restaurants I can't remember I can remember appointments and help you arrive on time or that or remember favorite news topics or that Siri what can you remember?

I remember when it was the only phone that talked wait are you running? Full Adobe Photoshop on a tablet, yes, but it's not just a tablet, it's actually a laptop, it's a Surface Pro 3 with a touchscreen. Well it can't be as fast as my Mac, sure it can and it is, but you probably won't be able to connect anything. I have a mini USB display port plugged into it and this is my favorite, it's the kick, so you're saying it does more than my Mac, well technically you said traffic is bad. You better remind Kate to go pick her up at 5:00 now, how did she do it?

Make it easy Siri I looked at his calendar I checked the latest traffic and let him know wait I'm turning on my GPS why because I'm completely lost Cortana when my wife calls remind me to tell her happy anniversary next time you talk Caroline I'll remind you oh no I can't do that, and remind me to buy roses when I'm near any flower shop, I'm sure I'll remind you when you get to the flower shop, I can't do that either. Cortana, it's going to be a good night. Oh wow, thanks for the traffic alert. I better go now.

It's a smart phone. So what is it? It's my Surface Pro 3. It's a tablet and a laptop, but it couldn't have the power of my Mac. This is an Intel Core i5. This also works with Adobe Photoshop full Office and has a touch screen. I also have a touch screen. This is my favorite thing. I can write well with a pen. Can? I have many things to carry. You are more powerful. about you think