Honest Trailers - The Incredibles

If you like well-written animated movies with heart, humor, and great action... Actually, delete it. If you're currently alive or have ever been alive, then you'll probably love it... Experience a movie that has a little bit of everything, from Silver Age comic book heroes to a dark snapshot of a dying marriage, to the elegant Retro James Bond style and a portrait of a mid-life crisis, the warm glow of familial love to the soul that crushes the modern workplace. Once again, you'll be paying Pixar to move your heart like an emotional yo-yo. I love this! Meet the Parrs, an incredibly dysfunctional family.

Violet is neglected, Dash hurts people for fun, Bob hides behind his wife's back, and Helen denies her obvious lies. "Have a good trip." "Thanks love." They have more problems than a comic book store, and the only way to solve them... is to put on spandex and beat up some robots together. "Ah, I love you." Enter a world where the government has banned superheroes for pretty obvious reasons. "Did you knock down a building?!" Now, Bob will have to adjust to not being able to beat people up for a living until he leaves and gets a chance to work for a killer robot company with a volcano lair. "I'm in." Dude, you were a hero for decades!

Didn't you see any red flags here?! I'm starting to think this guy just wants to hurt people without consequences! Hey, heroes don't do that! Unless you're Batman. Batman totally does that. Cow before one of the greatest supervillains of all time: Syndrome, a perfect prediction of today's titled fanculture. He's a nerd who loves something so much that when he doesn't live up to expectations of it, "You're not affiliated with me!" declared war on him. And now, only the Incredibles can stop him from...uh...letting me buy rocket boots? "I will sell my inventions so everyone can be superheroes." Well, that's just great!

Now how am I supposed to become a hero? Reptiles covered in toxic waste aren't cheap, you know? "Radical, radical, radical!" Enjoy the best Fantastic Four movie ever made that fixes all the flaws of those horrible movies: making its 4 heroes feel like a real family, not treating their powers as a joke, and having Mr. Fantastic be married to The Thing. , which is much hotter. I mean, better. I mean... Damn! They're both so T H I C C. So cheer up, Logan, and change that frown, Rorschach, because The Incredibles proves that you don't have to be rated R to be a violent, angsty superhero movie.

With a sky-high body count, suicide attempts, and heroes threatening to murder innocent people, "it's going to be easy, like breaking a toothpick." grown men shooting little boys and little boys killing grown men, you'll wonder what sent Brad Bird into a homicidal rage between The Iron Giant and this movie. Probably box office. "Money, money, money, money, money." So, that whole spiel Edna says? "No capes!" Were those her designs that killed all those heroes before she learned her lesson? Because... that's dark.