Every Russian Soldier in 1945

Foreigner, that is, if you still have ants, you know, because you are not prepared for the Russian winter and suffered a terrible frostbite. Which means I'm a Russian comrade, if I'm short, because I was caught stealing Bridge instead of having it. freezing well, you're running in the wrong direction comrade no, no, the battle is that way I'm not going in the wrong direction, you're the attack going in that direction I mean, can't you hear the gunshots? Those machine guns are just our blocking unit mowing the grass. Take down any deserter, speaking of which, hey, I'm not a deserter, you're a coward, you're a damn deserter, right?

He knew it well. I want to shoot you right in your malnourished legs. If you shoot me, I'll shoot you. Come back, so help me, God, and try to kill me, you traitorous bastard, anyway, well, only because you've had some training to be an effective frontline

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. Look, I'm lost, we're both lost, I'm sorry, we've lost, oh. I'm telling him next to the comma that you said oh you're so fascist, oh it was my side or yours, what did you mean by that? I mean, was it left or right, left or right, what is it? That meant look, I'm a proud volunteer member of Leninstein's Communist Party, we all are, we have to be, yeah, what do we do now?

I mean, we can't stay here much longer, otherwise they'll think we're actually deserting. and no, we are definitely not right, someone out there I don't have a Russian or a German, but they are getting close, if it were me I would shoot either way, but more of these, one of us, in which case it is O is here to shoot us for deserting or he himself is a deserter and if we shoot a deserter we cannot be accused of deserting. you get it oh oh yes yes I got it good yes, it was one of us well a deserter less oh God, we're done, the commissioner will love to hear about this when he gets here you know how he's always running around shooting people who don't deserve him, Yes, he will be ecstatic with you, right?

Yes I think it will take a while, well obviously it will take a while when I travel

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where on foot, he doesn't have a car, will he sit still when he arrives? Here you could get a medal. God, I'll be jealous if you get a medal. You usually don't get one until you've survived at least two attacks. I just shot the comrade commissioner directly in the face. Is he dead? Alright? Let's not panic, I mean, all they've definitely done is shoot the commissioner dead oh, you guys aren't hiding here, are you? What did you just say about the commissioner?

Oh, oh, well, what do we do now? I know that I am going to leave my brain behind this brick wall so that the NKVD forces will enslave me in miserable conditions doing hard work to earn bread. Oh, stop it, you're making me homesick. Now I'm mean to a horrible creature on this desolate planet. I must find raw materials and make some. type of weapon, okay, hickory smoked barbecue sauce, but what can I do with them? These recipes are so easy to follow and there are apparently many more to choose from with a rotating weekly schedule of at least a 30 minute wait.

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Jesus, look. All the kids think that this building is occupied by the Germans. Yes, thanks in large part to the two dead comrades outside, courtesy of us. Yeah, I mean, they should know that it's not the Germans who are here. I mean, the Germans haven't been this effective in combat in two years. Look, if they think there are only two Germans here, why are they storming the building? Because we never attack unless we have a 40-1 lead and we never retreat unless they have a 40-1 lead, but they never have. a 40-1 lead exactly well, maybe maybe we should just surrender to the Germans.

No, someone has been listening to German propaganda, hasn't he? No, I've been listening to our propaganda. It's terrifying, yes, fair play. Actually, okay, then I'm ready. Ah, where is the German front line? oh oh oh yes, well done, they will never take us prisoners now, are you okay?, okay, look, this is what we say, okay, the good comrade and the commissioner over there ambushed that poor German when he is breaking into the building, okay, but that German is full of PPS doses, right? And you are the only one here with a pps43 problem solved. Look, this is what communism is all about.

You know, work together. Yes, when life gives you Lenin. You make you have children, okay let me get this straight, our comrades somehow shot the German here and then themselves with a pps43, that's our story, it's true, it's a classic Soviet cover-up, no one will question it and if they do it. bang, the commissar, oh, and now that you've thrown away your gun, all we have left to defend ourselves is this relic, hey, hey, I wouldn't be surprised if they were still in use in about 80 years, well, I would . I have to be desperate. I mean, look at it, look at this.

I'll be fine, right? Yeah, yeah, what is it, oh, yeah, yeah, no, that's nice, yeah, no, nothing says traitor like a German assault rifle, oh, oh, cool. so besides being deserters who are also war criminals, now lovely, what do you want to say now and stop crying? It's good, no? It looks like it's a German weapon. Yeah, oh, I'll take her back to the rest of the Germans. The allies will do it. I know what they're like, yeah, it's an easy sell, that would be cool, actually, it's not a bad idea, I mean, as long as the allies don't show up this second, okay guys, how's it going?

He is a dead civilian. oh my god, it doesn't look good at all oh fantastic, I was only gone for a minute and now you've started world war 3. I mean, it was the fog of war. Amazon's faulty shot is the firing pin. It's capitalist. That gun is literally one of the few pieces of kit we have that aren't actually Lend Lease, should we return their own lines properly? Well I'm sure they will be secret as heroes, probably if someone asks they were Russian deserters and they shot themselves. Three brand guns, okay, okay.