Contestant Pulls a HAMMER on Simon Cowell

Eric, there's a lot more at stake tonight, because of, you know, the odds, you know, one-third happens, so tell me what you've done to prepare, what you think will be better than the first... -- You know, Since last time, I took all your comments and considerations, especially yours and I hope you enjoy what you see now because I really feel like I deserve to be here.------ Now I understand how important this is, Eric---- -- Yes, really.------ so good luck. Awesome! Do you mind if I come spend some time with you?------ Please. *Applause* What I was hoping to do was show everyone something interesting with a deck of cards.

I'm just going to... Let's say we use this one. I have a Sharpie in my pocket. Simply sign his name right on the front of the card. Alright. Thank you. We have the front of the card with Chris' signature. But I'm going to change the back. If you look, it happens on the count of three. That's one. Are two. *Snaps* Let's go...------ That's three now. Please take a look. Make sure it's exactly what it looks like.------ That's my damn card. *Applause* Now, I have unfinished business with you, sir.------ I know you do. Now, you said that my routine was not that dynamic and the truth of the matter is that I took it seriously and in fact, I brought a special magic wand here just for you, sir. *audience gasps*------ This was always going to happen one day------ *laughs* Oh my God!------ What I want you to do is keep your eyes on the card , but also keep your eyes on the

hammer

as the card completely disappears.

But for your safety, I want you to go down to the other side of the table.------ Do you want me to go to the other side? Yeah, would you mind just sliding down, just a little bit? ------ Sure.------ Because this is going to be interesting. Because when the card disappears, people always ask: "Where in the world *smash* *bell rings* could it be?" Here, on the table, if you don't mind, sir. Go ahead and examine it. Open it and tell me: is that your signature? This is my card! *audience applauding* That's my signature. That's my horrible signature!

I take it back. I take it back.------ *Laugh*------ That was good.------ Thank you. Thank you. He is very talented. Like so skillful.------ I mean, what he did, I have no idea how he did it.