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How to Lose Friends in the South

Mar 19, 2024
(soft music) - Watch out! - I'm being careful. Look how slow I'm going. - Oh, that looks very good. I said the blessing in the car, so I'm going to go ahead and dive in. - Oh, we're still waiting for the best part. Daphne's Mac and Cheese. - Do you think I don't know? That's what my second plate is all about. - I'd like to think you're joking, but I saw you eat it straight out of the crock pot last year. - There is no shame in my cheese game. - The wait is over! - Macaroni and cheese is here.
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Sorry I'm late, the traffic was terrible. Did you know they turned Gorgas Road into a one-way street? Why I did not do it. - What's that? - It's macaroni and cheese! - Where is the clay pot? - Oh, I didn't need it. I baked it this time. - What's that brown stuff on top? - Panko breadcrumbs. - Oh, come on! - Why do you do this to us?! - I just wanted to try a new recipe. (gavel bangs) - The Southern People's Court is in session. - Who are they? - Is that who Aunt Carol is dating now? - The three? - I don't know, maybe it's like a "Mamma Mia" situation. -Madam, she has been charged with illegal substitution of a staple food for shared meals.
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How does she declare herself? -Are we still serious about macaroni and cheese? - Ignorance of the law is not a defense, your honor. The defendant was tasked with bringing a traditional macaroni and cheese dish to this meeting. What did she bring in her place? An experiment! Your Honor, this is a potluck, not a science fair! - It's not an experiment. It is one of the most popular recipes on Pinterest. - Our

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hip is over. I am willing to testify against her. - (mocks) Incredible. - Your honor, is an opossum by any other name not a fighter?
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My client volunteered, out of the goodness of her heart, to bring the macaroni and cheese. And that's what she's done! Experimentation is inconsequential and, frankly, these procedures are an insult to the very heart of Southern cooking! - Again, it's not an experiment. This recipe appeared on the Today Show. Hoda loved it. - I hope they hold you for contempt. - The question is not whether you can legally experiment in a

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ern kitchen. Why, how else would we know about the miracle of a fried honey bun? But there is a time and a place for such things, and this is not the time!
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Defendant deviated from the recipe that her

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and family have come to love, thereby depriving them of their specific cheese needs. -Madam, did she or not consult with her colleagues about the recipe change in order to be able to make arrangements for a more familiar macaroni and cheese? - I did not. - The accusation rests, your honor. I present a motion in favor of the death penalty. - Objection! Maybe five years of potluck probation. - I thought you were on my side. - Only God can help you now. - Okay, come on, this is ridiculous! It's a great recipe!
At least try it first before you throw me in your imaginary prison. - Wait, no, it's like a real prison, right? - Here, try it. (tense music) - You don't like it, I can throw it all away. (tense music) - Mmm, mmm, mmm. Now wait a minute. Is that bacon? - Half pound, smoked applewood. - Dad! - I make a motion to dismiss this case immediately, your honor. Adding meat to a side dish is one of the pillars of this court. If there is a little bacon, you must absolve. - She's right. That's the law. - MMM. - I think I've heard enough.
Ma'am, you have violated one of the most sacred laws of potluck procedures by substituting without consent. But the substitute for it was meat and there is nothing this court likes more than adding fat to a garnish. So this time I'll leave you with a warning. But if you do this trick again, you'll be bringing plates to the next potluck. - Why dishes? - Because that's what you tell someone to bring when you don't want to eat their food. - Is that why I always bring ice? (tense music) - Hello? (gavel bangs) - What are you doing? - I'm trying to make us disappear. (hammer blows) (dramatic music) - Doesn't work.

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