A Zombie Extra’s First Day on Set - Key & Peele

- - HEY MAN, IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME? - OH MAN. I'VE BEEN DOING EXTRA ZOMBIE WORK ON THIS SHOW SINCE... DAY ONE, SEASON ONE, MAN. - MY FIRST TIME. - OH, IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME ON THIS SHOW? - MY FIRST TIME BEING AN EXTRA. - EVER? - I'M A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS. - OH, WOW. OKAY MAN. Hey, man, it's... it's okay. BUT YOU'LL BE FINE, MAN. It's OK man. IT'S NOT THAT HARD, MAN. YOU'LL BE FINE. I... ME PERSONALLY, DUDE, BUT I'M LOOKING FOR THAT LUNGE BUN. - WHAT... WHAT IS A LUNGE? - OH, THAT'S, HUH, AS IF YOU, UM, WOULD BE FEATURED IF YOU HIT SOMEONE, AND THEN GET AN INCREASE IN YOUR SALARY.

And if you're really lucky, they'll blow your mind off. THAT'S THE DIRECT BANK THERE. - VERY GOOD, EXTRAS. I AM THE DEPUTY DIRECTOR. GROUP. - JERRY, HEY, JERRY, I HAD A THOUGHT, MAN, ABOUT THE FIRST SCENE YOU'RE DOING... - NOT NOW, STAN. - STEVE, IT'S STEVE. - WELL. - WELL. - I NEED SOMEONE TO HUNT OVER THE FENCE. - - DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND IT? - HIM? - OH YEAH. - BUT IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY. He's a little nervous, man. HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS. IT'S HIS FIRST DAY with him. - OKAY, THEN THE DIRECTOR WILL YELL "ACTION", MACK WILL COME, AND THEN YOU'LL JUST LAUNCH AGAINST THE FENCE, LIKE, GRAAAH! - DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY "GRAAAH"? - OH, THIS IS... - SAY WHATEVER. - THIS IS CRAZY.

EVERYTHING IS WELL. Cool, man... Hey, you know... Hey. THAT'S GREAT. HEY. Hey, you know I've got a lot more experience, man. YOU CAN USE ME. BEEN HERE...DAY ONE. FIRST SEASON, SO IT'S OKAY. Great, okay, okay. YOU'RE GOING TO GO WITH HIM. VERY GOOD, GOOD FOR YOU, MAN. GOOD FOR YOU. - GRAAAH? GRAAAH? - NO, DUDE, NO-- YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY "GRAAAH." DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, MAN. - Is that the lunge blow? - That's the thrust stroke, man. YOU UNDERSTAND IT. YOU UNDERSTAND IT. ON YOUR FIRST DAY. ALWAYS BEING AN EXTRA. EVER. YOU GOT IT, MAN.

GOOD FOR YOU. - AND ACTION. ♪ ♪ - AAH! WHAT'S UP, OBAMA, MY BABY? - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? CUT. - OH MAN, I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO COMPLETE, MAN. He would be more than happy to intervene. - MACK, JUST REMEMBER WHEN YOU PASS BY THE FACTORY THAT YOUR MIND IS STILL IN THE CAR OUTSIDE, OKAY? - HEY, I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR QUALIFICATIONS, MAN. - WELL. - HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE. - IT WAS A GOOD NOTE, GOOD NOTE. BUT MAYBE WHAT HE WAS DOING EXCEEDED THAT. - AGREED. YES, WE WERE JUST... - YES. - DISCUSS THAT.

ABSOLUTELY, IT REPLACES IT, YES. BUT LET'S MAKE ONE THAT JUST GIVES IT UP, OKAY? ONLY THE SAME LEVEL. WE'RE LEAVING AGAIN IMMEDIATELY, OKAY? - WOW, okay. - IMMEDIATELY RESTART. - HE'S NOT DOING A GOOD JOB. But you're doing great, man. OPPORTUNITY KNOWS, YOU GOTTA OPEN THE DOOR, MAN. - AND ACTION. - WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU. ♪ ♪ - ME-ME-ME-ME, ME-ME, ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME! - CUT. - I will be more than happy to intervene any time you wish. I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO DO IT. - ONLY A CERTAIN SENSE OF URGENCY IS THE ONLY THING WE ARE LOOKING FOR.

TIME IS COUNTRY, YOU HAVE SURVIVORS TO FIND, RIGHT? - CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING FOR A SECOND? THIS GUY HERE IS NOT DOING WHAT A ZOMBIE DOES. THIS GUY WAS LITERALLY IN OUR LAST SHOT MOVING HIS HAND IN THE AIR LIKE THIS, JERRY, MAKING BEEKER SOUNDS. HE SOUNDED LIKE BEEKER FROM THE MUPPETS. - THANK YOU, IT'S GREAT. JUST ONE CLOCK ON THIS IS ALL WE ARE LOOKING FOR, BECAUSE THERE ARE SURVIVORS, THIS IS WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR. - WELL. - OH, JEEZ. - BUT I FELT AMBIVALENCE THERE. - AMBIVALENCE IS ART. IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND WE LOVE IT.

BUT THERE ARE ZOMBIES, SO IF WE COULD SPEED UP THE PACE, JUST A HAIR, WOULD BE GREAT. IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. IMMEDIATELY. - VERY GOOD, LET'S GO AGAIN. - JERRY, BUT JERRY, WE'RE NOT DOING "NIGHT OF THE LIVING MUPPETS," ARE WE? - WE ARE NOT. - BECAUSE THE BEEKER IS NOT A ZOMBIE. - DO YOU HAVE ANY NOTES? - YES, DON'T BE AN ING BEEKER. - SILENCE PLEASE. - ACTION. - I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR BRAIN! ZOMBIE. - CUT. - NO! I ACTUALLY JUST SAID THE WORD "ZOMBIE"! COME ON MAN! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A ZOMBIE SAY THE WORD "ZOMBIE" BEFORE?

NO, YOU HAVE NOT. I DO NOT THINK. - DID YOU KNOW? GET RID OF THIS GUY. - THANK YOU! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. DUDE, SORRY, DOG, BUT YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT THIS, MAN. - HIM. - Hey, man, no. HIM TALKING ABOUT HIM. HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIM, BECAUSE HE SAID "ZOMBIE." -THANKS STEVE. - WHY NOT. NO, DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE ME? Hey, man, I've been floundering here for three and a half years, and I've been surprising

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s left and right. WHEN did I get to scare the leader, huh? -ONE MORE FOR SAFETY. FOLLOWING UP, HERE WE GO. - KEEP ROLLING. - ACTION. - HEY, WHAT DO WE DO IF WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? - WE LIKE? - I LOVE IT.

GENIUS. FORWARD. - I HAVE IT.