If Fast Food Places Could Meet

Okay, everyone here, why do you have to leave the

meet

ing? Because if it's broken, don't fix it, that's not how it works. Yes, actually, those are the instructions on your ice cream maker. We move some cars around here our drive-thru line is a little longer than the usual seven miles just tell them to stop and wait like the rest of us do or just make them park or listen to me, make everyone park, yeah, you know or just let them sit there for a few hours until they question all their life choices. Oh geez, no drive-thru should be

fast

, efficient, and an overall pleasant customer experience.

Sorry, can you repeat all that again? Okay, first order. business, what does the grimace mean? I'm waiting, sorry, this is the wrong note, that's really impressive. McDonald's just found a new way to get our order wrong. Here we go, does anyone have anything new coming out? We have depression, well, oh no. meat, we have the meat, well, put away your chalupas because Mexican pizza is back honey, wait, where did it go? eh, no, that doesn't matter, don't tell him what you did, you took it off the menu so people would get excited when I brought it.

Give it back, but listen, you do the same thing every year with Maghrib. How many times do I have to tell them that mcrib is not

food

? Let me tell you something that is not one of you. None of you know how to deal with a customer's question. What is a client? Am I saying it right? No, the trick is to leave things on the menu but then always be off it. Okay, a quick reminder that lying is a sin. Well, so is unseasoned chicken. Sorry, why is it Popeye? here you know, in the past I used to eat fried chicken oh no, don't say chicken oh, it's too late, I made the same noise last time it was taco bell oh no, I'm sorry, I mixed up, come on everyone We've been to this reunion Fried chicken across the street in the church basement.

Why tell everyone to come here? I want to

meet

Hooters. Oh no, hey, sorry I'm late. Thanks, but I think we're actually all fine with cash. I'm going through a rough patch too, so if you have a few dollars you can spend, I don't understand what, oh wait, what happened. It used to be a Pizza Hut, I think their speaker is broken, I think he's just peeking out. Hey you don't have to shout buddy, yes you do, we need to stop taking customer favorites off the menu, unless it's the snack wrapper, they're the java cooler, the big shakes, the real bread or black bread, wait, that was real, yeah.

It was a Halloween burger, no that's gross son, yeah you gotta call it a fall festival burger, who makes a Halloween burger? I don't even have a roast for that, you got some problems man, you need to talk to someone again, what's a customer? I think he's disgusting. Remember when I made the hot dog pizza. A hot dog pizza. Now, why would you do any of those things? a mexican restaurant down the hall golden corral and ryan's have a support group for this hey sorry im late you know bread bowls are a good idea i thought why not try bread spoons?

Let me tell you that's not a good idea, I noticed what the heck oh sorry no this meeting is just

fast

food

only I know I have dry food yeah but do you get customers in and out quickly? No, but that didn't stop you from joining the club, oh man, no one has roasted Wendy's before. us, i think we have to let you in, thanks buddy, it's just hospital food, what did you say buddy, you should probably get a touch up, no, no, no, don't say puppy, oh no, it's happening again? On second thought, I don't think I belong here.

I'm sorry, can you wait?