Saving my Minecraft Dog At ALL COSTS! - Part 10

Defeat Sven. I have to save SVEN. HOW DO I CONSIDER SVEN?! HOW DO I DO IT?!?!?! *Satanic Scream* (Subtitled by *I Am Lord* in the description at the bottom) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa You are calm. You're disgusting. I wish you were there and not him. God, it's okay, we need land. We need a lot of land. A LOT OF DIRT We have to build a tunnel. I HAVE A LOT OF DIRT, DAMN IT! *Complains* Why don't I have dirt? We'll care... We'll dig. We will dig. I'm going to need to breathe underwater. Oh God, Sven is here now! He must be very scared. (Have you ever been stuck in water?) Okay, okay.

I'm meaning to do this for a long time *click, click, click, click, click* How do I make an enchantment table so I can breathe underwater? Everyone has been saying that for three years I need a book and diamonds. Oh God, you know what? I don't mind. I'll waste all my shares if it means Sven's

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s. Ok, and we need a book. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. , okay, gamers (GAMINGWEEEEK), yeah, yeah, BUH! Any second wasted here is a second wasted. For Sven, the poor son of... There it is, we have a charms table. What do I do with this?

I know I should put it next to shelves. I don't have shelves. Where do I put it? Let's put it here, let's put it here WOAH, this is good. Okay, don't get distracted. How does it work? It's the lethargic teetis (what?) I used for the shit dye, are you kidding me? So what is it? Do I put a book there? *Gasp* Projectile protection? No! I need underwater drift sharpness, protection, sharpness NONE! Give to me! GHHH! Feather Drop Efficiency Hit! THIS IS NOT HELPFUL!!! Okay, maybe I have some equipment, maybe I have some equipment enchantment, projectile, curse, curse.

What is this?! We're wasting our time DAMN! Look, I have a name tag and I will call him and I never gave him his name tag * Obstructive noise * project, uhhh, explosion protection, fire WHERE IS THE CITY'S RESPIRATORY HELMET? we're just going to dig Joergen, I need you We have to save it Dig like the wind Joergen! (Like the wind?) SHUUUT UUUPPPPPPP! SHUUUUUT UUUUUPPPPP! I DON'T CARE ABOUT FELT POOPIES Faster, faster We need DIRT A LOT OF DIRT Do you think it's dirt you're digging now? oh not zombies... I'm not going to sleep I'm not going to...

AHHH JIBLET GOD *Mumble* I'M DIGGING HERE THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN FAST? Jörgen. Oh my god, it's faster without Joergen, STOP RUNNING dig, dig, dig, dig, dig *noises* Oh okay I never wanted to do this but I'm desperate damn they might drop a helmet I put on the face and then I can breathe underwater I'M SO SORRY TURTLE I'M SO... OH GOD IT COULD HAPPEN TO ME I CAN'T DO IT I can't do it Sven would never want to kill me to kill him, no t save dig dig dig How much land do I need?

It's enough? oh god SWIM oh god it's so far I'm coming Sven I'm coming to save... oh oh god this happens here too. what is this I get sucked buddy (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) a stupid blowjob almost ruined my life Can dogs climb stairs? (Normally not) Can I wait for it? Well, we are players here. Okay, dirty, dirty, let's make sure it's okay first. My God, how did he get here? How did it happen? (You moved it to look silly) Sven! Sven! Oh, he's not even looking at me. I'm so sorry, Sven, I'm so sorry :-( it's okay, it's okay, don't worry, don't worry, we'll get you out of here.

Oh my god, ohhh, it's okay, *noises* oh god. lek sven! I'm panicking oh god YOU COUNT MY LIFE (seriously) Be careful Sven How am I going to do it? Put a rocket in space. You can do this, Felix, no, now, eat another scooby-dooby ) I'm not going! to lie, okay, don't wait, Sven! I'll go for a second. I meant it when I said that... If anything happens to Sven, this match will be over! (Don't die, Sven!) Big time! Okay, the plan is good. You know what I won't even waste time telling you :-( Because I have to hate him quickly.

Ride like the wind Joergen! Come on, SVEN! I don't. I have an extra advantage for you So we need the good old button technique in the ear used Stay there. I'm right DUUUUHHHHHH I better stay there. Where's Elon Musk when you need him? Where's your submarine Elon OH NO GO AGAIN I HAVE THIS DOUBLE THING. fish have come to help. They are here to give me moral support, thanks fish (very cool!) I'm doing my best here! Okay, so the idea is a little crazy. Okay, okay, you're okay, you're okay okay Oh my god, right, oh my god *happy noise* I'll have to swim with you ahwehf okay, okay uhhhh Okay, plan 'B' here OH, it works here we go here we go Stay behind me oh god this current OH He can do it!

He can do it! YES WE DO IT! SWIM SVEN! SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM SWIM HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY * EXTENDED GASP * Yes! *HAPPY BUSINESS* WE DID IT! WE DID IT! YES, HAHAHAHA *SIGH OF RELIEF* I'm so happy! Stand on the platform! Stand on the platform! There is a lot of space! (X2) Stand on the platform! I was so scared Sven! Please open the platform, hello! Well, now we have double security. You're not going anywhere. I have you safe and sound now! hey hey hey hey oh god oh god * Noises * Don't go anywhere!

We come back home! OMG I'm so happy! AAAAHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO someone needs to tag this, it's terrible! I know, Sven, it's over. We did it! The Minecraft series will continue! (Thank you God!) This whole show falls on your shoulders Sven You can now get off the ship Okay, I'll help you get started Come here, Joergen, you're staying!! Joergen look who's here! I know, it's Sven! Okay, okay, players. We return home, it's getting dark. (It's already dark. (It's already dark, Felix) Oh God, creepers! Did I lose my leash again? Why did I lose it?

There it is, oh, Sven! DON'T BE MY FRIEND! Stay away from Sven! Go away just sit there I get it AHHH THEY HAVE ARMOR Sven hurry up OH GOD IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE then oh my god eat sven happy happy happy oh no *sad music* AH oh thank god Ah. I thought the leg was Sven! *Gasps* look, his tail has fallen off and he's hurt! Let's go find Joergen! Oh wait, we have to get him back to health, oh God, he doesn't want to eat come on! *kiss sound* my son is eating something *gasp* okay his tail is fine come here JUST Sven can I kill my socks AHH SVEN get JUST EM I can kill my socks HURRY SVEN it's boi good boi good boi come back come back come in here sven Sven please I can't take it anymore SVEN please come in We have Scooby snacks WE HAVE SCOOBY SNACKS That's right, we have SCOOBY SNACKS ok, sit down, sit down boi, there you go, what's going on here?

Oh, I have his tail. I'm going to sleep now. I do not care what you say. I'm going to sleep now. *exhales exultantly* Oh, I'm so stupid. I just realized the spell. I know, Sven. I'm an idiot Of course I had to 'enchant a helmet to make the helmet, you stupid idiot, Felix, so just sit down, YES, guy... MISSING AQUA INFINITY (AFFINITY, FELIX) there you have it players, it's so easy like 1,2,3 pest pit poo pit pest here is something we've wanted to do for a long time, Sven. Sorry, I didn't do it before. I lost you.

Oh yeah, I have to make up the name *Swedish?* Sven my friend