WandaVision Pitch Meeting

So you have a new Marvel project for me, yes sir I think we can do a Marvel TV show for Disney Plus, oh interesting, yes I was thinking we could do a show about Wanda and Vision, yes no I know if he saw the. last two episodes of the mcu but Vision is very dead I know that's going to be part of the intrigue okay so what's going on in this show is going to be like a 50's black and white sitcom anyway starring Wanda and Vision, right? Oh what the hell! Are you talking and they just go on with their 50s lives?

You know, dinner with the boss and those kinds of classic sitcom situations. Are you sure you've seen the MCU before because this isn't even remotely like anything from us? do nothing no, I know well what's going on, then we'll start to see things get a little weird sometimes, you know, sometimes they can't remember how they got to places, some weird things pop up, oh what the hell is it ? That please tell me now yes, there is a super strange moment with the boss there is a beekeeper that comes out of the sewer okay, okay, what's happening to you?

Okay, I'm just not used to slow scheming, so I'm not sure what to do with myself, it's understandable sir, but this is a weekly release schedule, so let's spread the reveals and make people really hate the ones. words, please wait, okay, but what about all the weird stuff? Oh please wait anyway. There will also be this nosy neighbor character, Agnes, right, and she's a little mysterious, you know, something's going on with her, Agnes, huh, what are you doing? She complains about Harkness, yeah, she's fine, yeah, cool. Got it, it's supposed to be a revelation. Then listen, if you give people a little free time, they'll theorize that's how it works, I'll make you pay for it, anyway, so the show starts jumping through the decades each episode and Wanda gives light to twins, oh, very strange.

I don't know what to make of all this random weirdness and there's a woman there and she seems to remember who Wanda is and that Ultron killed her brother. Oh okay, here we go and Zawanda gets angry and sends her out of this big magical hexagonal dome that's going on and then what's that all about? Turns out Wanda has taken over this town called West View with this magical hexagonal thing and she's passing it on, oh yeah, so the sword agency are keeping an eye on things, you know. watching the streams it's ok things are making a little sense now and there's a guy director hayward running the show there will be darcy from thor there's jimmy wu from ant-man oh jimmy what's going on with jimmy? oh, he's gotten really good at that close-up magical stuff oh, I didn't even know I was rooting for that outcome, but I'm intensely proud of him, so I am sir, so he and Darcy will basically behave as the audience at home, just watching Wanda Vision try it. to figure out what's going on, she's fine, she's fine, and it turns out that woman was an adult Monica Rambo from Captain Marvel and she keeps mentioning this aerospace engineer that she knows.

Aerospace engineer Reed Richards, the Fantastic Four, certainly sounds like I'm joking with something like that. It is not like this? Oh, this is very exciting, yes, you like it, huh, big fool? And then at the end of a certain episode, Pietro Maximoff will show up, no, but he's dead, he is, but he'll come back and I imagine. this time evan peters could play him, but he played mercury in the fox x-men movies, that's right sir, he let that blow his mind for a minute, oh my god, what does this mean? What are the implications? Is it the open multiverse or the It is not like this?

Oh, definitely, hey, he's secretly Mephisto, it's the twins, secretly Mephisto, am I secretly Mephisto? maybe then we'll eventually reveal that that lady Agnes was actually an evil witch all along and her name is Agatha Harkness, yeah I noticed you did so she'll have this little theme song explaining that she was evil all along . Maybe she'll be called Agatha all the time, okay, and it'll be incredibly good, sir, just the catchiest song, okay, you think people are going to like it, that's great, oh yeah, sir, people will like it. love it, it will be about how she was doing everything. evil strings all the time it's nice how he killed a dog oh my god then Agatha will say okay I'd like to know how you got your power so let's look at all your traumas a little bit very thoughtless sure so' We'll see her and her family in Sokovia as a child, and it turns out she used to watch a lot of sitcoms and that's what inspired her pain in different eras of sitcoms.

Her dad had all these DVDs like the Dick Van Dyke show. bewitched malcolm in the middle malcolm in the middle with brian cranston that's brian cranston from godzilla that's the only godzilla with elizabeth olsen and aaron taylor johnson that's oh damn what is that how does he do that? what's that? okay, so that's uh, that's an easter egg oh, okay, I have a lot of questions about the implications of that easter egg, I'm actually going to need you to get the fact that Marvel actors acting out of my head in other things sometimes, okay, let me get out of that.

Anyway, at the end of that episode, Agatha will say: this is chaos, magic, wanda and that makes you the scarlet witch, that's the character's name, yeah, let's make people applaud for something they already knew Yes, they knew, but they hadn't done it. It hasn't been said out loud and we're going to say it out loud, oh, saying things that people already know out loud is hard, I know, I know you know it well, then Sword will manage to create this white vision and send it inside of the curse. to kill the vision oh boy then they are going to fight they are going to fight sir it turns out that this strange concept show will end with a big cgi battle like the Marvel movies wow wow wow wow yeah then they will go head to head it's going to be great wow , it will be difficult for Hex Vision to defeat himself it will actually be super easy, barely an inconvenience oh really, yeah, he hits him with some philosophical questions, so White Vision is like huh, oh yeah, then he gives him his memories and White. vision okay now im vision bye wait where does he fit into the mcu until we need him for something?

Okay, this way we can kill the vision without exactly killing it. Oh, I love that death isn't permanent. it's like in real life that's not accurate oh also Monica now has powers to go in and out of the curse and she uses them to stop Hayward from shooting the twins. She was going to shoot some kids. Well, technically they're not real kids, but yeah. Hayward will just become a cartoonishly evil guy in the last episode, that'll be his thing. Wow, yeah, so Wanda will have this big showdown with Agatha and Agatha will show her that she's been a real mental terrorist to the people of Westview. that's not good and then they will have this big battle with a bunch of different colored lightning bolts and a sky bolt like the end of a marvel movie wow wow wow wanda will manage to defeat agatha by putting these big runes on the hex side, which which means that only she can do magic in that area, how did she know how to do it well?

Agatha mentioned that while she was monologuing, oh it was very helpful when the villains started monologuing, didn't the Incredibles make fun of that, yeah, that? The movie made fun of the villains by making that fact funny. We'll reference The Incredibles a couple of times, but we'll still do exactly what she was teasing, so Wanda gives herself new clothes and then traps Agatha in them. own mind as a nosy neighbor forever, which I'm sure is a fate worse than death, absolutely, that's deeply horrible and gets worse the more you think about it, I'm sure you do, sir, and then Wanda will have to say goodbye to her twins , but probably not. for a long time and division, but probably not for long, very sad, but probably not for long, and then as Wanda leaves West View, all the citizens give her dirty looks and Monica will say that they have no idea what you sacrificed For them, she mentally tortured her. them for an extended period of time and probably scarred them for life, yes, but she had to say goodbye to her imaginary friends to balance it out, yes, okay, and yes, that's it, what do you think?

Well, wait, what about Evan Peters' quicksilver, what was that? all about oh yeah, turns out he was just a guy named boner boner ralph boner yeah, that was all a setup for a boner joke. Oh yes, that will teach people to theorize. What about Mephisto or Reed Richards? Does Doctor Strange have a cameo? he must have felt all this happening, oh, a very painful fart noise, so let's vaguely preview some upcoming projects and go out, oh wow, okay, oh and by the way, I thought it might be fun to free Agatha all time. online song people are really going to like it, I mean, if people really respond to it, we can post it I guess, but people aren't going to be scared by a song where a witch kills a dog.

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