WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE | UNO

W: Like a damn violin in the cello of the night! B: Mmmm... Yes, yes. Recording: Very good. B: You're right. W: I had the zero I could have played!- Recording: You're right. W: -Fuck you, Wade! Recording: You're right. B: Mmm. Oh yeah. You're right. Recording: You're right! Shut up, fuck off! W: FUCKING! (it was at that moment that Wade knew he had screwed up) B: Damn Barbara! Recording: Damn! Recording: fuck b a r b a r a W: Fuck! Recording: You're right! W: Damn! B: This is Barbara's damn fault! (Quiet giggles) (Wade sighs) B: But am I right?

Recording: You're right! (Mark and Bob laugh) W: Stop. Arrest. M: Ah, come on, now. B: We're here to have a good time, but I'm not here to let you win like Wade does. (Mark laughs) W: Here, Bob. Let's play a damn game. B: Pffft, I have garbage, have fun! W: I take it back! Bob, I take it back! M: You sounded like you got drunk in the middle of that damn sentence. W: Bob, me, me, me, me, me, me! M: WHY ME? M: Why me? B: Nahhhh... W: WHY NOT ME? B: Great, right? W: Why not me?

M: Very good. B: Yeah, it's fun, right? M: Yes. W: WHY NOT ME? B: I don't know. W: (mumbling) Oh yeah, I'm just going to play a fucking four... (grumping) B: I'd let you win, Mark, but I HAVE to play this. I'm sorry. M: Okay, I understand. B: Although Barbara will probably give you the win. M: I understand- uh oh. B: Oh, she's going to try! Come on, Barbara. B: You know what color it should be. W: You say no, no. I say yes, yes. Wait, Barbara, no! W: You ruined it. B+M: YAAAAAAAAAY! W: B A R B A R A W: B A R B A R A M: Yes!

M: Wa-hoooo! B: Good game, good game! W: BAAAAAAAAAAAARBARAAAAAAA M: Yes! M: Very good! B: Awesome game, Mark! M: Great! W: WHAT THE FUCK BARBARA? M: Yes! B: Oh, Wade, you're in last place. W: Why everyone but me?! M: Very good! B: Mark; That was a good hand, man. That was a good game, Mark. M: Yeah, it was a good game, it felt good. W: BARBARA JUST (unintelligible)! DAMN! M: Yes, oh oh. B: Why not? B: That's not what I clicked on, but that's okay. M: Ohh. W: (screaming) BARBARA! (Marca laughs) (Bob opens a can of Coke) B: Hey, listen, Wade, here.

B: I have... I have a good hand, you can keep it. B: Wooo... You have some special cards here. M: Let me take a look. Let me take a look. B: Look at that shit, man. That's crazy. M: OOoooooh... Ahhhhhhhh... M: Wade, I didn't know you liked to party like that. W: I love it. B: I changed my mind. W: DAMN GOD. W: SHIT SHIT. B: Wade, remember how badly I lost in "Trouble"? You just have to take the good with the bad, man. W: Okay. I'm fine. B: Okay. W: I'm fine, I just hate Barbara so much.

B: You don't sound good, you sound like you're having problems. Y-y-y-y-y-you need to take a breath, man. M: I feel like you're projecting a lot of your own insecurities onto Barbara. M: And it's actually YOU. B: Yes, definitely. W: Come on, Dr. Phil, tell me! M: I did. B: Look, Wade, when you feel this anger, ask yourself, "Who am I really angry at?" B: I think we all know- W: BARBARA. B: -you are angry with yourself. W: I'm angry with- B: No, no- W: WHY IT'S GREEN M: Because I wanted it green! B: That's just a deviation.

Wade, you have to be honest, you have to be open with yourself. W: Barbara is- (demon noises) W: (as Marge Simpson) I didn't want green! B: You are projecting, you are deflecting, you are defending. W: BARBARA! B: Look, that's not Barbara's fault. B: That's the heart of the letters. W: Barbara is donating- "Why not you because you blame me for things-" FUCK YOU BARBARA (she was quick to mutter). B: I accept your +4, Mark. W: I guess, for the sake of ownership, I also accept your +4, because fuck everything I was going to do! M: Okay. B: Well, that's a positive thing.

B: It's something. Wade, can you do something about this? (talking to each other) B: You gotta pay attention, man. W: Does anyone have a yellow 2? Or a green 3? (Marcas laughs) W: Do you have a green 3? B: It's not "Go Fish", Wade, it's not "Go Fish". W: Could you touch it so I can jump! W: Green nine, I guess. W: Here you go Barbara, look at this, see if you win. W: A fucking four, fuck you. B: Wade, I still feel like you're not taking responsibility for your own actions. W: I'm fucking responsible! (talking to each other) B: I- I- I'm on your side, friend.

I want things to go well for you. W: It's not a blue four, so I can't play my damn red four? W: Damn. B: Yes, it's a blue four, you better be careful with that. Or you could just let Barbara win. W: NOOOOO. B: Hey, everyone has a turn! B: Why can't Barbara win? M: Yes! W: She DID IT! She makes two games! M: No, I don't remember. W: Oh, fuck you! B: You're just feeling... you're very angry right now. (talking to each other) W: I'm not angry, I'm very happy! B: Oh, Barbara, hey, Barbara, you know what to do.

W: That feels so good in my DAMN LOINS. B: Alright, that's creepy, Wade. W: I know. B: You need to calm down. W: You know. You know it. M: What do you have back there, Wade? W: I got two blues, one yellow, and a very good +4. M: You were right, you are right. W: I can't intervene, because fuck everything. B: Now I don't know if it's really you or the recording! That's terrifying. M: You are right. Recording: You're right. M: You are right. Recording: You're right. (Bob laughs) B: Ah, shit. B: That thing is hilarious. M: I can't wait until the three of us have one of these things.

B: Jesus. M: Then we would never have to talk again! B: We should do a challenge where we have to pre-record conversations. B: Or like, phrases, and then have a whole stream where we communicate using just the phrases. M: Oh, that would be great. I like that idea. B: That's not a good color, Wade, it's a harsh hbjjjkf. B: You know what? I could use a few more cards, that's what I could use. W: Somehow, two people just gave fucking Barbara substitutes. B: Holy sweet Jesus, talk. M: Uh oh, I didn't want to do that, that just happened.

B: Oh man, all my 4 wild ones are going to spread all over the Earth. W: Alright, let's start this party right now. B: Yeah, I don't have one of those. (Mark laughs) W: Okay, never mind. B: I appreciate the sentiment though. W: I thought we were all going to fuck each other right there, but I guess not. M: I mean... W: I was ready to fucking go. I was going to film the damn SEQUEL. I'm sorry, Bob. B: I don't know why you assume the worst about me. I'm here to be your friend, man. B: I'm a card collector.

I'm here to be your friend. It has a blue and a red. (talking to each other) M: I feel like- W: Leave it red so I can give Bob this card! M: I didn't mean to click on that. I actually didn't mean to click on that. B: I'm going to change... let's change this a little bit. B: I will correct your mistake. I will correct your mistake. W: If Barbara dis- B: Good job, Barbara! Way to go, Barbara! W: Damn!! W: NOOOOOOOOOOO! B: Oh yes, Barbara, please! B: I could have jumped, but I'll let Barbara win.

M: Heeeeyyyy! W:!!!!!!!!!!!! ¡ (Ending music increases) B: Good game, Barb. Good game. (jovial final music plays) Hey! I am the subtitler of this video! This took a while, but I hope it was worth it.