Vogue's 73 Questions is Stupid (Ft. Kim Kardashian & Kanye West)

I'm sick and tired of everyone talking about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West being the ultimate power couple. That's just blatant, slanderous nonsense because everyone knows that the most powerful couple in the game right now is, by far, Ethan and Hila Klein. There is no one who has a style like that. We, there is no one who has the grace like us and name a celebrity who has sunglasses for eyebrows. Hila Klein is the only person with sunglasses for eyebrows, and you will never be close to that. And by the way, what says more power than a Guy Fieri cosplay?

Well? What says power more than a Guy Fieri throne? This is the headquarters of POWER Hila, do you want to take a trip to the city of flavor right now? Hila: Umm... I'll skip it. Ethan: Hila, let's go to the city of flavors, this is the seat of power. Let's go to the city of flavors. Aren't we the most powerful couple? Kim Kardashian Kanye West knows nothing about power OR taste. I leave my case. This, my friend, is what a real power couple looks like, so 73 Questions is a

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Vogue show where they go to a celebrity's house and pretend I just showed up and acted like it wasn't written even if it was the most painful script. .

It hurts me. It's so written that it makes me... it hurts. I feel pain in my body when I look at him. You know what I mean? Hila: Yes. I don't know what this feeling is, but you look at it and you can't stop and you also want to die. Ethan: Well said, Hila. Interviewer: Kanye! Kanye: Yes Interviewer: Umm, I'm here to ask 73

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Kanye: I'm ready Kim: Hey, baby? This is for me The kids are in the room *Kim and interviewer laugh* Interviewer: Kim! Ethan: OOOOOO record scratch KIm: This is for me *record scratch* The kids are in the room.

Hila: They wrote that joke Ethan: Of course. They practically wrote in " *record scratch* " Me: Kim, Kim: Hello! I: Then I will see you together at home. Is this still a weird thing? Kim: It's very strange, how lucky you are. Me: Oh, that's great. And what did you do during the first 30 minutes of your day? Kim: I woke up at 5:45, brushed my teeth, got ready, headed to the gym and worked out. I'm good. Ethan: Yeah, sure. Do you know what the first 30 minutes of the day are? I shit big, I shit huge, I whitened my anus. Do you whiten your anus?

Hila: Me? Ethan: Yes Hila: No. And you? Ethan: Yes Ethan: Do you know what my anus is like? This. *points to Guy Fieri's hat* Hila: Hmm Ethan: Her too. The power of it. I: Day of rest, when everyone is together Kim: There are no days of rest. Look, I'll show you. All the children are in the room. I: So your house is clearly impressive. Kim: Thank you. I: How would you describe this house? Kim: I would say it's like a minimalist monastery. I: Wow, and where did the inspiration come from? Kim: From Axel Vervoordt and Kanye-- Ethan: Axel Vervoordt?

Yes, do you know what inspires our power? Guy Fieri. Yeah, have you ever heard of him? Hila: Guy Fieri and McDonald's. Yes, yes, maybe you've heard of him. A little more famous than Axel vAVoo By the way, did you just move into your house and your house is empty? Is that what you meant by monastery? She says, "We like to pretend we're poor even though we're multimillionaires. That's what I mean by monastery." "We like to live humbly in our castle." I'm fine. Random question. What was the last Kimoji you used? Kim: Um, my daughter North used "Kim blowing the gum." I: Oh, that's cute *child's voice in the background* Kim: Hello guys Hello!

What are you doing? Child: Dad is here Kim: Dad is here? Me: Adorable Kim: Oh, thank you! Ethan: He's wearing a diaper, buddy. His butt is so big it looks like he has a tumor. Hila: Honestly, I don't understand his body. Ethan: It's fake, it's fake, it's made in a lab. Dude, his butt is like the size of his entire body. Like his butt, it looks like he's wearing a diaper. I: Do you mind if I take a look around? Kim: Yes, of course. Me: What is the most important thing you want your children to know?

Kim: I want my kids to be kind *！！！* Ethan: Where does the water go? Does the water just run over the counter? They just have servants come in with mops. That's being rich. They say, "I don't even have a fucking drain," "I just pour water on my counter and you motherfuckers come and clean it up." Where does the water go? There are two taps. Where does the water go? They are rich on a level I don't even understand. They are so rich that they don't even have drains. Hila: They have their own furniture categories like they don't even...

Ethan: This is not a comfortable place. At home, it looks like a waiting room, look at these armchairs. Imagine sitting in your own home, in your own bathroom. Vogue Interviewer: How did you know Kanye was the one? Kim Kardashian: I knew he was the one when I went to his fashion show in Paris and Kanye How did you know Kim was the one? Uh, I saw her in a paparazzi photo with Paris Hilton *Interviewer, Kim and Kanye laugh* What is she just a piece of meat? What is she just a giant ass? With a body attached to it?

Kanye says "yes." We all know that's all she is and that's exactly what I like about her. Very good Kanye. Interviewer: What is the best gift you have ever been given? Kim: Um... Last year for Christmas... okay, Northy, take your brother to look for Sprite Kanye, quietly: do you want a sprite? Kim: Um... it's your only time U M For Christmas, last year he gave me a box and I opened it and it was Mickey Mouse and Adidas socks and Apple headphones and I thought okay and then he told me he bought me. important shares of all those companies Kanye, what was his reaction?

She says, eh, okay. Well, when I thought it was just Adidas socks and headphones. I thought, thank you. That is very identifiable for all the people. Although to be fair. It's a shitty Christmas present. That's like buying someone's government bonds. I was planning to buy a loan from you. You owe the government money. I got you really good interest rates, so Oh! Yeah, you really know how to make a Jew happy and you say, "I got you a loan," what? You say "don't worry, it's 2.5 percent interest." I love you I love you. This was very thoughtful.

Whose career do you respect and admire the most? Um, I would say my mother because at 50 years old, I honestly didn't know how I was going to make ends meet and take care of all these kids. Ethan: Excuse me. Can't you walk backwards for so long? She's scaring me. What are you trying to prove something? Hila: Where are we? What is this? Kim, look... turn around, turn around. You must turn around. What are you trying to prove? Why do you walk backwards so much? Fold. Around PLEASE What is this? She's still backing away! What is she... what was... what the hell was that?

Well, the tour of the house will continue with a direct turn to the living room and Interviewer: What kind of piano is this? This is gorgeous Kim: Unbleached Steinway Ethan: Bro, your house sucks. This house is so depressing. I don't know if it's a hospital. They probably go to a hotel when they really want to relax. Is this your living room? What is this an operating room? This is the saddest shit I've ever seen in my life and I love how the interviewer is so casual about it like, oh, that's awesome. This is your living room.

Why does it seem like a mass murderer cleans this murder site and cleans Dexter's house? I mean, I understand it as a work of art, but still they are at home too. You have to live there. He says: Oh, a bunch of Oompa Loompas come out and dust every step after I walk to keep it white. This house is almost racist because it is so white. You know what I am saying? I feel that this house is offensive to me. What's the craziest thing a fan has done? Well, a fan asked me to legitimately adopt them.

What is so strange? What is it about you that you wish more people would focus on? I wish they didn't focus on my butt all the time. Please shut up. That angers me. Have you tried using anything else? Try wearing jeans. Oh, try removing the giant slabs of silicone from your butt that make it look like you have two tumors in your ass. You wish people would stop focusing on your butt. That's a nightmare answer. You can't be serious, that's literally the only interesting thing, even your own husband said. I mean, she dresses like that, it's the most interesting thing about her.

It is the focal point of this video. I wish they didn't focus on my butt all the time. Me: Okay, so what three words do you hear most often when people describe you? I would say sweet and intelligent. And is there a third? and kind. Would you say they are accurate? Definitely. She is so humble. That's what I like about Kim. She is down to earth and she is very humble and definitely not because she has a huge butt. I wouldn't even dream of noticing that in her. Mm-hmm What I notice about her is that she is sweet, smart and kind, basically a perfect human being.

And her farts because her fabric is so thin and her butt is so big that her farts also really stink. Hmm, little known fact. Can you show me a hidden talent? I have the hidden talent of being able to smell when someone has a cavity. That's impressive, we need more information on that. Don't just say it's awesome, it's impossible. She is like all her children. They say, I think we need to see a dentist. She says no, no, no, just come here. Are you OK. Are you OK. Their mouths are a mess. They have about 20 cavities.

You're good Kim. This kitchen is amazing. Thank you. Wow, what do you like most about Armenia? Food. Mmm, if I have Armenia 24 hours, what should I eat? You should eat everything. Alright. Do you speak Armenian? Um inches PSS is all I know. I don't know. What do you think you will be remembered for by Kim? Um, for my many talents. Alright. What's a question you generally hate being asked? I really hate when people ask me what I do. This is what I hate about Vogue's 73 Questions. I'm not learning anything. I don't know anything about her as a genuine person.

This is very curated. I hate everything about it. I hate her house. I like Kanye's genius even less. I like Kanye still Kanye. What is the best part of being a dad? From the children, the only thing I have learned about them is that their bathroom does not have holes for sinks. That's a whole new shitload of money. Our water just falls to the ground. That's how rich they are, friend. That is the most valuable information I have learned. from this video And that apparently Kim Kardashian can smell people's cavities. Freak, I wish they wouldn't focus on my butt all the time.

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