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Virtual Virtual Reality | Part 1 | Unforeseen Consequences

Virtual Virtual Reality | Part 1 | Unforeseen Consequences
hello g-man we are in need of a new human specimen do you have one for us we have struggled to find a suitable replacement until now I've received some interesting offers for your services ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them but you are aware that you've proven yourself to be of extraordinary value prepare for

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hello Wolfpack and welcome to

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the game where we humans are servants and employees to our robot overlords and they have some
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crazy tasks that we must complete the company we work for is called activity and I and their new user oh and welcome to activity thank you how is your

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labor access point fitting snugly not please take this moment to adjust it yeah it's pretty good thank you wonderful here at activity we consider ourselves the premier supplier of human labor to artificial intelligences of all types like slavery together to ensure the complete satisfaction of our AI clients as they hire you for
whatever they feel a human might still be relevant for hey we're relevant for lots of things since it's your first day let's assign you a human number ooh I want to be 73 okay that's a big number I'll call you yes activity admin hey chess nice mates you aren't you're training okay jumping right into it can't be you have a pair of controllers I do point either controller at the object you find most aesthetically pleasing and yeah admire it what if I pick you Chaz
oh wow oh well I can move into your selection oh my god you choose one of the three test objects oh my god I could pick up jazz hold him Dan let me go dance jazz dance who's the robot overlord now chest who is it it's me okay you go about your business sorry I'm eight I may have broken him watch out for the plant Chaz okay most aesthetically pleasing is the fish for sure incorrect what my aesthetic index lists houseplant as the most aesthetically pleasing away virtue of its
complimentary contrast with the rest of the room I'm making a tiny note in your fight you don't need to okay okay right the trigger again to deposit your selection on the coffee table I'm gonna name this fish Herbert all right Herbert there you go this is embarrassing what your profile indicator insisted you would pick the house plant I get that right now grab the watering can and move the thumb stick up or down to position it above your salon oh please water selection sorry jazz
this is probably the most entertaining thing I've ever done and I just played half-life Alex yes sorry I am a little Ari okay I'm gonna water the fish is that pulling the trigger makes sense now you've got it thank you let's practice teleporting sure a

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listen close and do not do anything until I say so you got it chef training takes a certain relationship between admin and human an openness to let oneself go yep that's there it is you this from experience one's mind
I'm just gonna do a chess your thumb no getting on the controller I did a great guess you just figured out for yourself haven't you I did a chess one final thing okay as your services are booked you will enter the unique realities of AI clients funds simply put on and remove different headsets to jump between realities tell me is your headset fitting snugly yeah yeah we got adjust it now we went over this buddy it's good all good please grab the

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headset you pull the First
Alert down to suction it to your face ah all right so I'm just gonna grab it am I like a really wanted human because let me tell you I am awesome and people should pay a premium down on the thumbstick okay here we go Oh pinion ah one of my favorite areas home you know the company's egg drop science fair simulation takes place here whoa yolks for science I want your hat chest or your entire body well this is awesome oh my god I could just fling clouds around can I turn this entire thing
oh yeah Chaz I am a god I can create wind and move clouds well then I gotta put this on your head yeah ha ha you look like an idiot Chaz okay please remove headset seriously go all right well yeah clearly you're not having fun okay so I just the archive send up some

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words for you to practice with that's a lot of headsets and each of these is a different world all right let's go in this one whoo oh look at medicine between you and me I worry about the long drive in here for
subroutines this is awesome like a rock over here and I like that instead of fish it's just headset so I can grab one come here it's time to surface punch as

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labor I want it oh whoa oh Chazz hey Chazz buddy why are there like little brooms flying around by a giant skull I don't like this place I don't like this place at all Chazz I'm getting up okay that was really weird are they all the exact same thing yep yes they are all right goodbye skull okay ooh chance did you
know about the skull world that's deeper in this one I think Bernice might be dead by dude all right I'm getting out of here I'm getting out Oh always found the ocean relaxing um let's do another kinda I remember the dinosaur shopping mall finally whoa that headset looks really different that is probably the special one all right let's choose a different one real quick and then we'll do the special headset to grow carrots I tried to capture the details the greenhouse was
always teeming with plants and gardening tools Wow which reminds me activity will provide any and all equipment required for your jobs once your hat give me your hat dang it why does Chazz get all the cool hats and I'm just stuck hatless all right sure this is cool why is there a car there all right Jess let's get out of here how about another um yeah okay this one's like freaking out I'm just gonna write another headset yeah well I'm gonna use this one real quick okay Jess
just want to see where this one what the hell yes this is not what I expected chassé chassé buddy this is like a totally soundproof room can I just oh okay whoa look at it look how it reacts to the wall sure he does human labor unions torti Judas repeating himself whoa Oh it's like a vacuum what the hell is happening I thought this was just gonna be a whimsical game of like little mini games with robots oh I'm so sorry okay oh that's the beach oh these are the three items my fish
Herbert how you doing buddy I'm just gonna suck you up real quick this just got so freakin trippy well hey what the hell is happening oh okay why are there two moons in the sky yeah no I see the phone ringing I do not want to answer that this seems this became a horror game within five minutes go tumbleweed be free holy I'm strong um that's just a flamingo it's a flamingo this is so strange need a beer no Gong Gong all right I'm gonna answer the phone can I go see what's
in this car no why this is so bizarre is this a

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world or is this like what's left on earth all right I'm answering I'm answering hello hey that's me I'm B I don't like this what happened to the whimsy and the colors and the joy now there's neon signs telling me to go to a cage set a headset in a cage this is so freaking weird hey little guy

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of our standard training protocol let me just check into that Chaz weird is happening let's just skip ahead to
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graduation okay a jewel a shoe yay very shortly you'll meet your first client if I may a suggestion our clients can be insane crime any chance please perform whatever little test and remember we always solicit their reviews for your happy customer service wrong I'm gonna have the best radius-r impacts the quality of your future clients and compensation oh yeah here's your first task now where am i teased and slathering multitask Christmas ok be sure take this headset and give it the
OL activity to brand customer service ok Chaz I'm ready I'm not gonna let you down I'm gonna be such a good human this this robot won't even know what's gonna hit it oh hey hi over here are you a refrigerator open the door oh you're in that makes more sense you're new here ok this makes less sense put me on the kitchen table you're butter you are just a slab of butter what the hell is happening this is not a robot you are butter all right I'm gonna put you on
the table let me slip into something a little more comfortable ok your big butter how about some music to set the mood sure wait what mood are we set a told me to be slathered on perfect crispness floppy and burnt bread is unacceptable I agree butter body on optimal toast only click on the toaster to eject toast okay how do I know it's ready okay do I wait oh I see stars stars are probably good right just put it perfectly crunchy but why have one toaster when you can have 30 that's a lot
of toasters hos I like to be surprised we're telling what I'll slather on next to such a bore burnt toast will lower you review very punchy I don't want to lower my review okay wait for sparks oh that was burnt okay those are sparks no that's not smart wait for spark spark spark spark yes look at all these sweetbreads enjoy it enjoy it there still feels though that's not good yes here we go boom Wow okay sure totally all these are all burnt these are very I apologize seize
the tongue I'm just gonna get rid of all those I need some sparks I want to see your limits okay my limits are very close this is actually very difficult okay let's not just shoot yes enjoy that weird amount of toast no Burt Burt missiles ever enjoy it enjoy it see you weird buttered staying this one's good this one's good right here yeah nope don't want the bird there we go no I know it's very indulgent more I'm trying no I can't it literally can't
there's so many toasters okay hold on oh my god I'm trying so hard just stop huh I hope you can't cope with a simple adjustment vacuum up this mess while I work on your review wait no no no can I let me try again I am here see look how good this toast is you have so much good toast in you I did so good butter robot three I don't like to stay in the crumbs too long okay okay thank you crap oh my god oh oh that is so weird I'd like to see you try hey man alright I made things
nice and easy for you since you were starting out and all but be a dick about it human utility quotient has clearly declined in the last few years I got it all you can't even dispose of your shame correctly oh that hits close to home clean me up and you can go alright oh god this is getting really sexual Oh God what the hell what the hell is this game oh my god the hell is this place is that a giant robot Chaz this is so weird there's like headsets pulling balloons what does that say AI
human reading time what the hell is happening look they're like destroying the area I was in um I really ruined butter yup the AI was butter human beat oh oh it looks like you stumbled on activities restricted staging area I'm sorry Jan is not good Oh that'd be bad oh don't worry about this holding sweet it is merely a transition area while we load your personal activity labor hub okay ah here we are this will be your residence away from residents here at activity please feel
free to decorate it just Bruce it up with whatever makes you comfortable thank you I'll get you started okay the room is already feeling more tied together don't you think no I want my fish now that you're getting settled where's Herbert your client review oh no and here we are a review by butter Oh God coordination competence well it could be vacuuming did feel curious did vacuum up the client yeah you also provided a deep D crusting of his butter notes chance lively in years
not really sexual in there's a butter to put a positive spin on the experience don't you think I mean sure I guess well we'll just file this away and endeavour deploy be flammable to your constitution don't worry a lot of snow where's everyone here at activity to take some time adjusting okay it's as much my fault I mean I threw you right in you kind of did you really did should have considered what you wanted Thank You jazz between the two of us but test for questions
relating to work staff causation now he's getting with some sources oh okay Human Resources is currently located in an alternate

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labor access point for which you do not as of yet have clearance well no wait I'm going to leave now to let you get acquainted with the space okay but don't worry I'll be back just as soon as we have another job ready for you that happens simply place the

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labor access point snugly around your head to meet your next client and remember
the activity song I don't remember it uh activity you've got the attitude that's probably not it that's a quick timer hi be don't you God activities clients want different things in life sure or Eitam control this next client wants to relive a special moment okay Oh B you're so carefree so relaxed and enthusiastic those are qualities we're looking for in our temporary labor human agents wait why temporary what's gonna happen to me chest is there really fist many
clients okay I'm going hey Chaz what review did you give me Oh for promising start okay let's see our next client I'm gonna do so much better Chaz I promise whoa what hell is this oh look at the lights Oh you're a building fully appreciate my sprawl forgive me I only remember you and us that's rude yeah we're not we're not great I I can't just grow lady I'm a human it just wouldn't be the way I remember working okay um did I already ruin this gr gr
something all right I'm leaving you're awfully early yeah and back already I'm small oh okay you've been reported as proportionally incorrect oh no I have great 446 this is a new client so let's let them have their quaint misunderstandings whoa you try to raise them right and then they grow up so yeah okay thank you I'm a big boy now explore my streets try to imagine what it was like oh the humans living in me living their lives the electrical grid keeps the city leaning
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sure so this robot is just a city oh you were the electrical grid that's cool that's why you're the lights like a boat whoa I remember one one my favorite it was a parade instead of cookie you were like what is this what the hell yes the day a balloon broke free from the parade oh it's a mini chance it was a great giant character balloon it's a soccer ball twin bobbing between the buildings we'll look at the owl oldies now down the lane is that a possible celebrity
commemorating the town's surf dog competition oh the surf dog I see a hole impossible you're free you to toast what the hell is happening there are so many different balloons oh my god yes catch that no come babe look at that that is adorable these balloons are about the size I want to keep it restaurant damn they're really big can I keep this surf dog I'm just gonna click you the balloons don't raise their helium in nitrous oxide this is so bizarre and here's a fish some
wonderful like the good old days so good not all the balloons are but enough just a - like my favorite day I'm glad we could share this experience together surf dog come back you - thank you cannot be you finished what the hell is that chance nostalgia I'm always bulging I read somewhere that both relaxation and stimulation equates to productivity are you you're going both in one handy employee zone do you want to relax with a mojito on a sandy beach oh no problem do you want some me
time try our guided meditation whoa simply flip the floor to change don't reach yourself oh okay thanks Ches you're being very accommodating what kind of stuff we got here welcome to next a scone mm-hmm thank you for having food I think this one moonlights as a politician or the head of a massive global company Karen oh is that my next client did you know is one of our more important clients and this is how he blows off steam all right mr. sprinkles but I really name is something like
global recruitment office properties exist you're sprinkles is a really creepy name watch your back I mean what I mean chest should I be worried about mr. sprinkles ooh soda wait that's that's not how you drink soda coffee please mmm I know you're in a rush B try to slow down a bit get ready for the next client mm-hmm let's try to take our clients attitude and turn it into actionable items for future growth step one be not you I mean not your name and I could do this all the
action which is oh my god that's great okay I'm here's the it's a really nice piece I like the sound not translate client interactions into actionable items yeah whatever that means Chazz hmm the link trainer of the 1930s this flight simulator won't take off at any moment yeah you stay behind the yellow line I'm ready I'm ready - all here we go vroom vroom route Chazz smell the answer ramaa 60s bicycle ride through Brooklyn Chazz that would smell just horrible ok
let's save real quick oh I see you found our save oh my god Chazz you know romantically saves your critical data after each client but product testing has shown that you human labor agent seem to really enjoy a good button press I do like button so there you go thanks chest your dude personal space okay I'm gonna grab mr. sprinkles here I come Oh what the hell sure do you need a lozenge or something wow this is so creepy you're in the greenhouse okay I want to know what's in
mr. sprinkles special place and I never want to say that sentence ever again now I just want to shoot this and blow it up owl hi buddy we have fun here all right mr. sprinkles you can't guess where I am yes definitely not are you invisible this is so creepy why is there an invisible robot giggling at me oh my god this is actually pretty creepy you got me mr. sprinkles ha ha ha ha sure Oh what the hell what the hell is happening is this what robots think humans do we just I mean it's
actually pretty accurate we just play games and waste time I get it hi you must be mr. sprinkle okay I don't want to grab you mr. sprinkles stop talking oh this is so awful I really feel like they think humans are just sexual creatures which we are whisper on you lips are so hard I begin to water what is wrong with you okay iceberg iceberg that's not really doing anything can I just hey there you go buddy look at that look at you get that nice breeze you enjoying that mr. sprinkles I
feel like I'm sexually gratifying a pinwheel right now this is good let's get serious okay sure this one right here there you go buddy Arden is my treasure it's really nice oh here it comes okay equal treatment got it okay I'll start here flowers are very healing let's look at those carrots this is really strong water I'm watering I'm watering mister sprinkle good give pervert I'm not gonna whisper at your plants dude whispering at you as artiste okay okay is that
it's a plant because they look like pinwheels are you gonna have sex with this plant yes you are okay sure you got it mister sprinkle I did it it's in there whoa the highest shelf you said no wait oh oh I'm so sorry mr. sprinkle I didn't mean to it was an accident I forgot how to teleport um don't put this on my review what was so difficult about this job oh good see I can balance this pot on my head and I'm not even one of activity specially trained temporary labor human
agents Chaz you dropped it this was a big disappointment I a major mark against your overall happy customer service rating hey can I see what review did he give me oh that's not a good review okay his client is very refined a new one already with your fine wines is recommended war ooh feel great like me wines try faking it do treat him delicately he has a certain jewel no c'est quoi we we I can do the French thing if I need to we will wine and we will dine but can I tell your chest mr.
sprinkle was getting real sexual and I'd like to file a complaint with HR if you could just HR let me do that sources yes I'm afraid that's still offline yeah but that's shouldn't shouldn't I be able to see them isn't it like illegal to keep them from me okay Chaz you're not being very helpful I'll just go do the next client I promise I'll do better I will not drop anything important to him I promise nice calm music it's a nice oh shoot you're the
boating um we're going to get a great sunset oh that's I sound it's why I invited you here to appreciate this oh yeah it's going down that's cool I see you have a standard-issue Xzibit controller in your hand I do put it down what that's it let it sit a moment but I wrist rests on four rest okay gonna go to this chair then just hang put it down we need to get a good seat here real quick well just a little bit I was just getting comfy happens okay all right let me just see
so there we go let me just grab a drink here no no no I'm here I'm here I'm sorry I just I need this for switch mic so Gordo's up are you touching the controller well that seems like you're touching the controller I mean I'm sorry I was trying to get comfy geez all right I'll just sit here house whisper of Shore truce dances on the horizon and opens it almost looks like you could reach out and touch oh I can touch the sun's important through operations yeah whoa
oh my god that is so cool I can create sunset okay what was I saying sorry yes we can I pull the Sun in pretty right yeah but think of how cool it would be with a giant Sun I love the Sun I want to give it a hug really oh my god yes whoa oh god oh god I'm sorry I didn't mean to I didn't mean to fool oh jeez this is really inconvenient look at the stack of complaints each one is just this is bad I butter's still deeply mourning your miss handling and pinwheel pinwheel love that
flower like a lot yeah like a lot a lot I didn't I know it was an accident I know you're not naturally inclined towards the destroy no I'm just there's so much to interact with I see that in you I'm just I'm disappointed I don't want to see this kind of display again okay 100% I want five star me to chance clients begging to have you back yeah okay begging for this they won't be so bad between you and me this one is my favorite oh yeah I jump in and take this
client myself that wasn't unseemly for a CEO / CEO wait you're the CEO ken rudeness tootin is client we have do you like to mosey uhm ramble or even rustle one of those and buckle up

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ner see a cowboy okay so the next client is a cowboy I did I didn't mean to light the ship on fire by the way I just I could play with the Sun and when you give me an opportunity like that just as charming today as it was in the 18 figured it's so big okay yep that's we're just gonna may
have ruined that as well let's save save away oh I did chance okay buddy we talked personal space all right right there okay you want to be close that's fine I'm gonna go hang out with the cowboy now and I will talk to you soon five stars buddy you ready for this five freaking stars oh wait your tumbleweed well howdy it is a scorcher today yeah but I gotta keep rolling boys word sure Kumble weed not dumb balloons no tumbleweed at all that makes sense here let's start off all Juno
like now that's how I always start real gentleman's room and then apparently everything's can I touch the Sun oh wait I have to use the leaf blower what am i doing zero meters tumbled zero fall so I have to keep him on this with the leaf blower oh okay I got this yeah all right don't want to push him too far get around the rock there we go all right this isn't too bad nice I just have to tumble this weed there we go just get him around I'll be more careful Oh fence nope I
need you all right squeeze through yes what do you mean grizzly territory like a bear oh my god that's a terrifying bear I'm watching I'd be very careful mr. tumbleweed I'm trying to get 5 stars because Chad sorry not Chad oh he's gonna yell at me about no no mr. tumbleweed what I need to make Chaz happy okay because I've been screwing up a little bit and I want to be the best human ploy he's ever had whoa launched yup oh I'm really good at these fences
apparently how long are we gonna do this mr. tumbleweed because I mean I'm really glad you're getting a good tumble but at the same time like you're not really going oh don't mr. tumbleweed secret stories going really really fast but really really fast now oh okay hey I think I did pretty good only two today did I do good well good to put some yeah sit along down the trail y'all skedaddle now and maybe our paths will cross again sometime alright well that was a terrible thank
you might just be starting to find your groove I think I am they say practice makes perfect okay chest oh what the hell is happening chess buddy okay first off that's a stapler I guess I'll answer the stapler what oh it's the human union thing oh we are the human union we are here for you the time to organize is now okay enough of bad reviews and difficult Clardy so what do we have yes new butter humbly service reading for human users is only 1.8 star should like you our pay depends
on our rating together we could reset the system put that back over there and pull the plug wait we have to find a charge shoulder what now includes a poly cleanup tool trademark sign what does that mean plea press the top button on your controller Oh squeeze the trigger too high confines pull the trigger to escape my count can I do it on both whoo that is actually pretty cool masters to break out and find a jar let's redistribute the information on the Left what the hell is this why is the
human union really creepy okay so I have to inhale this trigger to inhale the activity swag on the left I did it I hated people there Flemming those have to come to pedrad to restore old that's a lot of terabytes use the information you squeeze the oh okay how is this gonna come in useful though the power is in your hands keep it safe press the top button to store your poly cleanup tool our signal we will work together to reset reviews at HR human resources this is the power of collective
bargaining your test can tell go find HR reset and resist okay it just makes perfect let's get you right back up on that horse um hi it's just a stapler I want to personally apologize for his behavior last time well thank you jazz it's inappropriate for a client to go to temporary labor human agent yeah intimate endeavors it was really in please refrain from vacuuming butter in the future I will do that hey what review did tumbleweed give me three i'll come on that was a
five-star performance all right you know what I'm with the humans you robots you're going down I just have to wait for their signal and then chaos