Vegan Food Taste Test

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vegan

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vegan

, let's talk about that mythical good day now we are no strangers to eating meat products, we are meat lovers and we have even eaten all kinds of crazy meats on this show in the past, even yesterday you invented a What's more, that was all meat, that was a Smith, but today we're flipping the script on meat completely and if you look the other way, oh look, it's vegan white, right? Oh the meat script says vegan, on the other hand we live in the year 2015. which means there is a substitute, a vegan substitute for every meat you can enjoy and now a lot of people say yes, but it

taste

s horrible and definitely you can tell the difference.

Well, we'll try to find out how good we are. Telling the difference, but we'll make it a little difficult by blindfolding ourselves is an extreme vegan

taste

test

. Why are you honest? Are you ready to play? Hey, is that vegan or meat man okay, so we're blindfolded so we can't? just look and tell because I think it's pretty easy to tell just by looking, but we're going to take it a step further because you don't normally eat these things alone, you eat them in something else, so they'll all be incorporated into some type of dish that we'll feel and then We'll eat and then guess what your two options are.

Vegan when you have a we have to hold the V sign or I meat, which is a man, a meat man. a man or me, man, and listen, whoever loses because he will keep score has to endure the punishment which is to drink a mixture of all of these together in the form of a blended shake, yeah, okay, let's get ready for our first round, oh, it's okay, I feel like plate these are fish tacos oh, there's a tortilla. I've never heard of a vegan alternative to fish, yes yes you have fish, it definitely smells pretty typical hmm this is good, now there's something I don't like, I think it's a tomato.

Everyone tries to mess with me throwing a tomato on something but I overlook it because I'm trying to see if it's cheating if I'm dissecting it yeah really you just gotta bite into it man you can't be like me. I don't think I was thinking about dice. I don't like separating them with my hands. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. Okay, new dancer. Three two. One. Eat fish. So yeah, I say definitely yes, it's a real fish. that's my F, you're both wrong right, these are vegan fish tacos. I know what I have to see. This is possible.

I even cheated and made mistakes. Oh, you dissected it. That's against the rules from now on. Route 2. Okay, these are turkey. sandwiches but I only have one yes I think I have one I have eaten many turkey sandwiches in my life and I mean many that are like mini like small I have had many goals and witches in my life truth I go without crust because I don't want that in the free market my ability you're going to see that it looks like a trap so I'm doing it - I'm not dissecting although it's okay, I'm about to bite, go for it mmm that's good, I'm not even hungry, they put tomato in this.

My God? I don't like any tomatoes. I actually have the sample jar, that's two strikes if you give me tomato and number three, man, yeah, turkeys, confusing, sometimes you can do anything. Turkey man, I know it will be very easy for this not to be real, but I can go to an alley and scrape some things to turn it into a turkey. I feel like it, but it needs convincing, I just dissect it all the way to the inside of my mouth. that little one no that's called eating okay okay guys you need an answer oh man a peacock I mean real you're both right yeah okay yeah my faith in the flesh is restoring oh , look it's meat, three crackers and salami crackers in salami I like both now is this a meat cracker?

Yes, we are judging the cookie bell. The salami is fine, here we go now. Salami is nothing more than a frozen and deleted piece of meat and other things. What is best for my nose? indicator more than anything else mmm listen this tastes like something that's been in the front hooves for a long time. Wow, you went with the hooves, huh, yeah, every time I eat salami I think about the hooves. I might enjoy it, guys, I'm going to need it. an answer, okay, I have your area right here: one, the V V, no, I'm saying salami.

I'm saying it was look at that pink thing, ma'am, no, you can't fake good salami, but it just wasn't. It wasn't as greasy as I wanted it to be oh really you and your domain sandwiches Oh chicken sandwich chicken sandwich oh and some of those this is like a sesame seed bun action oh this is like a cafeteria like it's an elementary school high school a little bit of chicken hanging out I smell a little bit of lettuce I don't smell like tomato so that's good I don't smell like chicken that's a sign that I've eaten a lot of bad chicken in my life I really do, but it could be bad chicken been true, it's easy to make bad, I mean you can make bad chicken, so unintentionally people don't realize that it's hard to make chicken, if you just like it, do it complacently, you'll end up with whatever let it be, right, which bad chicken is the right one. degree of a good chicken, this is the Blue Spring Elementary cafeteria chicken, degree chicken, okay, I need an answer in three two one v I'm going with the real one, I couldn't spell, but I finally got enough there, it's vegan, yes, changed man.

Yeah, look at that, I've never been to a vegan restaurant, but I guess everyone is blindfolded because that's really the only way I see for this to be viable, no, not bad, blindfolded because that's what What primary school children will do. be a minute round 5 is anyone's game these are BLT sandwiches wait now there's a T in that there's a T sorry for that link so you can remove the tomato it's not part of the experience , man, I found a little begging edge panel, okay? here we go, you eat sandwiches in a different way when you try to guess if the ingredients are fake or not, like I'm eating sandwiches like this, I don't know, without teeth.

I'd hate to think that a pig had died from this, oh I feel like he's like needy, you isolated him, how did you do that? I just liked that a donkey lifted me up, new me, you know, like a donkey or use lips like, get your donkey, lift us up like a pig, oh. don't let me go here donkeys a reach grab the nose been using his lips as another appendage hang our dog my mom saw a little dog what yes, they sold some of them but they had all kinds of donkeys and you gave them sandwiches they will eat whatever you put it in front of his lips, grab it with your lips, oh, don't let that be okay, I feel like I know, okay, I need an answer in three, two, one, guys Vikki, this was a trick because it's not vegan, it's turkey. bacon so technically it's a meat oh come on no this is a trick oh no trick I told you a pig I wouldn't die for I knew after the donkey lip on this thing was driving me crazy Roz six all right guys this It's jerky, oh okay, it's syrupy, holy moly, what's wrong with this?

Oh, what did they do? This is called I can't understand it, it smells sweet, I can't, I can't do it, I can't get in. to see the donkey's lip, get some sleep, it smells good, it smells like fruit, but all that chocolate, yes, they really have done it, they really designed something here, this is fruit, I'm going to track down this person who invented this and do it I kissed You say if it's fruit, yes, I think it's fruit, this is what I would do if I had to eat you in a survival situation, this is what I imagine your meat would taste like, oh, nice and sweet and funny, funny, okay, okay guys, here we are. between three two one v jerky Wow it's vegan turn what yeah hey it's an engineering marvel man this is amazing guys do you know what it is?

It's a ten, this is Satan. This will give them gas and boost them about seven two. There are more rounds in each Frankin round where we potentially have meat or fake meat, two items and you get one who I catch up to. Okay, bring it on, so it's an article with two things. This is a sausage and cheese breakfast sandwich, you're guessing. the sausage and cheese, oh this cheese can be vegan too, okay, it smells good, that donkey lip, you might need a patent because it's so effective in triggering if something is hot, it was like, oh yeah, of course, it was probably a little rude Do that on the table, so don't make fun of it on a first date, here we go, I'm going to get a blindfold over here, yeah, why didn't you like this?

My profuse mouth is working overtime, the cheese is not a piece, it's more. From to to it is not a piece of cheese I tell you that right now it is not a slice of cheese I chase a little bit long enough to tell you this cheese another piece as I don't want to I don't want to stay eating this, but I know what it is. I need to find a second technique to follow the donkey lip, yeah, what do you do, what do you complete, what's the name of that frog that pops the frog's life, that's the frog lip in rhyme, the pop sounds like the lip of a frog, okay, okay?

I think I'm right so I need a sausage answer mm-hmm three two one vegan from E okay and I need the cheese answer three two one the double V yes that's a good D both are corrected oh yes sausage and vegan cheese, yeah, you can get it that way, uh, we agree because that was kind of bad, yeah, all very loud, okay, so I'm one down, there's two points at stake here, so it's game from anyone and then the loser has to swallow the punished meat. but if we tie we both take it down to punish me we bring it in there's no way we can both get out of this okay guys these are chili dogs so you're guessing the dog and the chili are the two parts guess what ? and it's a big holy mushy muffin, that's the one she first directed ABS, that's my favorite kind of music, have you heard a messy muffin genre?

Yeah, it's so good, okay, oh God, what is that? I'm gagged, oh God, Oh, wasn't it dog, whoa? oh god oh god I'm so scared right now hmm it's definitely the dog that's disgusting because oh god first I ate some of that chili now it's like it's good and then I died all those are oh my god oh god did you do it? Put it down Is it my cheek? I'm eating that meat too. That's all I'll do. That's all I'll do. So spicy. It doesn't have the consistency of a dog in any way. I'm not sure if it's vegan or. meat, I think it could be Cara fide is toxic, right, like it's something you

test

on.

This is like a joke. The territory is chemical is in chemical territory. Oh, this is like a cleanser. Yes, I'll need a chili in three two answer. a meat the chili is the is V oh really in a dog answer in three two one I'm going to take a risk I'm going with the meat I say it too although something strange is such a crazy meat and it's a strange meat, okay the chili was real , the dog was vegan, we are all with that dog, are you sure what is in the vegan dog? Satan got into that dog, he really is and I'm talking about SATA and he's not that bad. it's so bad so we hold on and hold on thanks for liking and commenting on this video you know make sure to check out the link Rhett just ear cookie on iTunes and SoundCloud just came out today and the link is in the description , geniuses, that's what we talked about was just a great audition and I want to let you know that the season seven finale, a mythical good morning, is next Friday, a crybaby today, but we're back with season 8 on the 10 August, click good mythic.

We are going to mix all this and we will both drink it because we agree that top hats must be black and they must be flat and for Beto it is a superior baby turkey, turkey, bacon, turkey, bacon, turkey, more turkey, more turkey, more turkey collie.