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Van Helsing - Nostalgia Critic

May 31, 2021
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The IRS requires filing a return. tax return every year where your income is more than your standard deduction plus add an exemption if you're not the taxpayer he's passing through he's the one thing that ties them all together yeah but it's really boring he's probably hoarding interests. What did you think people really just want to see them together, cool, badass monsters? Yes, practically no, no, they want to see a boring guy with no personality constantly stealing the spotlight. I'm just copying the master of the rebooted monster movies, Stephen Sommers, the brilliant mind behind GI Joe Rise of Cobra, you know the guy behind the money, The Mummy Returns van Helsing, what a piece of SAP estrous cat, a Incredible idea with some of the most amazing in the world.
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Monsters has become one hell of a snore fest, this is because most of the time it focuses on David's faux effects action and such a cool and you could call it bland main character. That analogy seems tame and fits perfectly with the character of Dracula the Wolfman? Frankenstein's monster, Jekyll and Hyde, this should have been a fast-paced thrill ride, but instead it feels like skid marks and the Scorpion Kings' underwear, so what went wrong with this brave reboot from Abbott and Costello? Well, let's look in more detail unless our exciting main character is most excited to give us it's important to understand the American Opportunity Credit this is worth up to 2,500 per student for the first four this is, let's take a look at Van Helsing we open with the logo universal where is the dark universe? a uh-oh shoo shoo see an angry crowd so subtle incredible you'd swear they were from the Count Chocula commercial my marshmallows are heading towards Castle Frankenstein in Transylvania yeah, all those Germans who skipped over to Romania when the doctor brought life to his classic monster pleasing his good friend Count Dracula, played by Richard Roxburgh, who is turning due to death around here, if it's your moment of triumph, he's getting spoiled for very different things like grave robbing, so What he brought, I can't say is a good Dracula, but there is a lot here. of fun in this, honestly, this whole introduction is kind of entertaining in Sin City, meats, 13 ghosts of Scooby-Doo, wait, peculiar experiments that made you feel bad in most of this civilized world that was my tribute for months, trust me, there will be a There are many more references to that than the universal movies.
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Dracula wants the monster for himself and it seems that even Igor has betrayed the good doctor who got him, it's okay with me, doctor, it's okay, he thought and they said they would never make other white girls that you can have. However, the monster attacks Dracula and takes the doctor to the windmill, but Imhotep, oh come on, hey, he peed on that one, thanks, he's not done with him yet and his wives tried to catch him while the villagers burn the windmill, the monster sums up the movie's existence in one word why, because we hate them all, jokes aside, this opening is pretty awesome, it's silly, but it's an exaggerated version of classic monster themes, shadows, angles and gothic melodrama At first, you might think this is going to be a It's a lot of fun, but then it moves on to color.
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I think actually what this movie wasn't all shot in black and white looks like the negative was thrown into the washing machine with pinhead clothing presented to one of our main characters played by Kate Beckinsale and Hugh Jackman. who plays the lead role of van Helsing, they say he is hunting mr. tall, but I don't know, it looks like the big, friendly Giant's testicular wart. My superiors would like me to take them alive, doulas. The scene is once again fake and cheesy, but a little fun is high, too swinging, no change, surprisingly. I'm not making a bad joke about the hunchback.
I guess they thought Disney would do that as he transforms back into Jekyll before hitting the ground. Did he really say that Scott's apology is like heaven and come on dude? He will never apologize for that. The scoring selections of that incredible Alan Silvestri. again for the Vatican when you enter their secret headquarters it seems like the Vatican is a giant gathering place of religious leaders hunting different monsters all over the world oh that's why so many world religions get along so well we've kept it safe since time immemorial and now we need you to go east was that guy who was just waiting for the snap that was his whole job you're the monster hunter and you're a deep or short button I know it's not that glamorous but I can't do it, wait, yeah, I can, a certain count fires you, pushes you or farts, he has been told to chase Dracula by helping the gypsy princess Anna for more than four centuries, who I have to get shampoo for, but because she is a double.
Or Slayer, he needs cool weapons too, so we have David Wenham playing a friar named Karl Pryor. Karl is not like having a st. Bob you've never chased vampires before now vampires wearing goggles warlocks throw the same thing oh well it's good to know van Helsing doesn't know the difference between a vampire and a gargoyle vampires goggles warlocks throw the same milk alcohol poison it's the same come on a baby that's why you come with me oh, they held it in their hand you're a monk you shouldn't curse at all actually I'm still just a friar I can curse all I want damn it uh uh you were Faramir, now you're the embarrassing caricature designed to make make everyone else look cooler in comparison.
It's funny because I'll never look like you without my shirt, while a gypsy prince is left as bait to catch a werewolf when things go wrong. Kate Beckinsale's sister, strangely typecast as a hunter of werewolves and vampires, comes to save him. Well my characters are fully established now, oh yeah, don't expect much personality in backstory or even interest from this person, much like our main protagonist, she's just there. To do things and look good while doing them, the only problem is that there are so many people who look good while doing things and have charming personalities that just not smiling doesn't give you a three-dimensional character.
You have to talk about interesting things. Not just shitty plot exposition like this, why is it so important to kill this Dracula anyway? Because he is the son of the devil. I mean, besides that, because if we kill him, something big. No, that's enough. Do you really need more motivation than that welcome to Transylvania? I was about to do the time travel again, you turn around and Van Helsing goes. I just realized it's a snowy European kingdom in the 19th century to talk to Princess Anna. Disney is really trying to buy it all, but oh no, our two main characters are getting to know each other. and we have established knowledge about them, no, really, I don't know anything about their desires, personalities, nothing, it's the director who is going to give us an idea of ​​the person, now you know, it's panic, yes, they talked for 35 seconds before giving. us another damn action sequence oh I'm excited that this dull piece of wood is fighting alongside this piece of dry cardboard, what will the boring one do to save the other boring one?
This is like watching really cool monsters take on a can of soup. It's a trick, Ulis' wives attack and again they're pretty dumb, but at least they have personality. Look, that was stupid, but at least I'll remember it. We saw random questions like that. Do you have any in paper or plastic, dad? Would you like any? sausage that would fit too well what about editing? By the way, I swear I'm not altering this, it's so rushed and chaotic I can't even understand it, but hell it was just random moments in time where he gets punched if you don't establish a narrative for the action we lose interest very quickly .
Anyone can just cut to random shots of people being punished. It's not exciting. To whom I lie? That girl. Mike Tyson always raves about how they use holy water, which is super soggy. one of them to death, forgive me father, I said yes to this movie, he is the first to kill a vampire in over a hundred years, so van Helsing gains Anna's trust, but Dracula is so furious which brings out a Mavis punching the walls, I guess it's a vampire thing, don't try to outdo me. I worked with John Woo and Baz Luhrmann. I have so much ham I need to secure, so Anna talks about her motivation, her passion, and generally what motivates her.
No joke, they talk about things they did. and things they are going to do. Where do I find Dracula? Yes, he used to live in this same house four centuries ago. Can I help mm-hmm so when does she get kidnapped? Funny thing, tough people don't have to say she's tough. Tough people just act that way, so when someone has to prove that she's not a damsel in distress, they're usually lazy. Ryan clarifies that that's exactly what they are. I can take care of myself. I am a damsel. I'm in trouble. I can drive. This and seeing what empty shells these two are, it probably won't be long until she can't handle her ass.
I didn't think it would be so fast. Van Helsing. I don't even understand why you hit her. Was it to protect her? It did a lot of good when her brother sneaked away transformed into a werewolf and tried to kill her. Was she using you as bait to catch the werewolf? Oh, I sure wasn't on guard when we'll finally be. I made this cabin thank you I have you once I'm still unconscious when she broke into the van idiot she well Faribault let go he did it why are we focusing on that bum? We didn't make graves. senselessly killing him is just my nature, ha ha, but the werewolf attacks and Helsing tries to kill him with an axe.
You have to have memories of those you loved and lost, it's not that you'll immerse yourself in those memories because then you'd have dad, let's go find the literal hair of the dog that bit me, but fear not, we have this incredible vision while chasing the wolf . to Frankenstein's castle it was right after death your father disappeared he was on the way to the sea I have never been to the sea but it is beautiful it stinks you know something strange maybe you would talk about personal things during personal scenes and strategic things during strategic scenes, not at all backwards, but it's good that you give us more information about your fascination with the boiling of such annoyance.
I guess it all ends there. That's all we need to have a fascinating character. I guess so. I guess I should do something like. that for the development of my main characters, pull out their federal and state tax returns from the previous year. I like the cakes for the income information that you will need the PM to receive from his employer and from the banks so that they meet the unborn Dracula, well, they were born and they are simply dead because he is an undead, which means alive, so they should be alive, you know, I'll let them explain it to pimpare, said the undead, it only makes sense that children are stillborn, of course, the ladies first, so naturally.
We'll go first, where do you get your shampoo? By the way, it seems like Dracula wants to use Frankenstein's technology to bring his offspring to life and Ana's brother is a slave to his word now, just like these random guys. Boombah Boombah du petit death at least We're not working for Johnny Depp, the technology seems to work by giving birth to the vampire Mon and they rushed to the village to feed Dracula Pines. Helsing leans over and confronts him. They are the only apps you will get in this movie. You could also lengthen it. What exactly?
It should be remembered. What great seeds from the ancient past. How do you know me? because I have a 50/50 chance of you playing someone who doesn't know his backstory. Branches the memory of man. Some details of I know show that it's too horrible, that's not right, Oh, Hellsing, an escape and fat babies explode having no shelf lifevery long, it seems that the good doctor took the key to life, please Dave, let me take a here in peace. Wolfie clogged the bathroom again our heroes come across the old windmill to hide it okay cool maybe now we'll find out more about that door the set itself tries to kill them.
I really can't blame him. Guess who they run into? Although you really have to give the movie credit, it follows the book a little more and makes the monster really intelligent and well-spoken. I guess that's enough to convince Helsing not to kill him. My job is to defeat even this thing that evil may have created. evil does not rule him, so I cannot kill him well if it did not seem to stop you when the innocent Jekyll was falling to his death. In fact, what did they say about your unnecessary murders? You can't then, can you?
That's why it gets so annoying when they ask you to bring someone back, they didn't mean actually kill us and then your humanitarian ass, so they tried to meet in Rome to protect him from Dracula. I guess this could be good, we get to find out more about one of the most famous characters in literature, this big. Oh, where are you going! I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you stand out from the crowd, ha ha, please tell me you don't. Movies have been made about this character and you're just doing another Disney Pixar action sequence for the sake of it.
Why have garbage like this and now, outside the Silence of the Night, it has reunited two of my lonely children when we can have great art like this? This is the stupidest thing I've ever done and my origins were an accident after falling off the longest fucking cliff ever seen. The monsters are fought with Anna's brother biting the dust. You know, that's why they call you a murderer, because you kill people. That's the stupidest line in this movie. Well, well, that's progress. Maybe now they'll finally have a conversation about him. good price this is a character development or a monster movie or even a movie it's Steven Summers playing with his dolls I'm the wow you're the oh who cares you're kidnapped oh no what's my backstory your backstory is blablabla which of Your brilliantly written scripts are needed, sir, knock on my door, knock, knock, dog, yes sir, Drew, see anything, no sir, I didn't see Universal give you millions of dollars.
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You won't become a werewolf until you write your first full moon, even then you can still fight Dracula's hold on you until the last stroke of midnight. This whole movie is that blue Skyward Sword pie that keeps telling you things you have to do, just let me play the damn game, yeah. I guess I thought Helena Bonham Carter would be in this, oh that's not her, you can see the director asked the artists that I get goosebumps every day and my dubbing is sloppy, but come on Van Helsing and they also reveal that they captured the Frankenstein monster they handled. to rescue Anna and they escaped into the water they talked to who did your job they shared a sentence that's what the director considers friendship I wouldn't be so heartbroken even if you somehow killed that unibrow Moses you too would destroy Frankenstein but Frankenstein is dead, oh , you mean the monster because this movie is so bad that it actually made the common mistake of calling the monster Frankenstein, that's actually amazing for any Frankenstein movie, it's like in a breath of the wild, someone calls Link Zelda, it's not just a mistake.
It is a shameful mistake. By the way, I have time to continue bringing up Zelda games. I guess I feel a lot more about those pixels than I do about these pixels. In fact, I'm still not entirely convinced that these two aren't CGI, so I discovered that the map Anna's father had in her castle was actually a gateway that led to Dracula. I don't even care how that works. It's funny how the snow goes sideways and yet our hair doesn't move at all. Captain Civic, wait for me. The crisis still sounds stupid, discover the monster, oh my bad Frankenstein, it's sealed inside a zebra cake that looks so ridiculous that our heroes don't seem to know how to respond.
Maus, don't laugh, why does Dracula have a cure? I do not care much. At least she's telling the audience about Igor's capture and Anna hasn't taken her to where the cure is apparently hidden. I'll go first, why doesn't she send Igor to look for her? OMG obviously it's going to be a trap where the wives fall into and have a bat fight while weenie's buddies have their own little battle this is like watching a pig fight on mallanna's chicken this isn't especially interesting as they go Helsing goes to free the monster from the table and grabs hold of a cable swinging through the castle knocking out Igor goodbye Benny I can handle myself thanks but Dracula appears to Van Helsing next to him and sees him like night on the doll Mountain van Helsing turns into a werewolf and what should be really cool is so ridiculously fake that I swear on Michael Bay's reboot of Hotel Transylvania, by the way, the 12 longest strokes of midnight ever, this must have been a great burden.
Dracula reveals, get this, that van Helsing was the angel Gabriel who originally killed him and apparently God erased his memories because that's what God Now releases the truth in the Bible, let's see, yeah, uh-huh, you're sending black powers now. I'll give you good money back. Some things are better left forgotten. I want this movie complete without having an identity. Why start now? Bite Dracula why not. Do you know that's the only thing that can kill him? Yes, they glow too and Ana goes in to stab them with the cure, but the wolf side of her kills her.
Oh, I'm going to miss a lot about her, like the fact that she had a brother of hers. That's what you talked about, yeah, a $160 million budget and they couldn't even master shooting weed in slow motion. I don't know, I don't know totem what's Latin because she could handle herself this dead woman could handle herself wait Frankie's monster They ruined any deal they made for me. You know Anna always wanted to see the seed. We never did anything with it. So now you will live in the sea. I did it with Frankie, so in a spirit.
I guess he's close to our family, but that's how he sees himself. cheesy, I keep waiting to see Elvis from the end of the big boys up there, so, final line, I'm actually so boring that you didn't give me a final line. Come on guys, you should have given me a final lineup. I guess not, good night everyone. I have no idea what I did any of this oh I never thought I would say this but bring back Brendan Fraser okay professionals the monsters are fun they overact and look fake but their designs are great and they have a lot of charm on the sets.
They're great for all the CG in the movie, it's nice to see how many of these backgrounds were actually built, but the downsides are that the pacing is nonexistent, the story is just an excuse for cartoony action sequences, and the main characters suck. , there's no reason to like them outside of them, they do action stuff, they have no personality, they distract from the actual fun characters who focus more on what they're doing than why they're doing it. Because of this, it's a super frustrating movie because I want to see a movie with all these monsters I want to see them fight I want to see them act against each other but instead we focus on these boring why couldn't this movie be about Dracula bringing all the monsters together. monsters and what that implies?
So yeah, The Creatures were the coolest part of the movie. It's a shame that the movie itself wasn't successful, so I'm sorry that all you monsters are together. I really thought I was giving the audience what they wanted. Why don't you guys shut your mouth? We are learning a lot about taxes. There is a relatively simple way to determine the best option for your situation. Well, I guess some people can find value in anything, especially when it comes to detectable ice. This is extremely useful. I remember it so I don't have to. It's fascinating, so I'm really going to feel bad.
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