Using Wikipedia on an iPod Mini

oh boy that's hard, we're saddled with this because I just need to constantly check Wikipedia all the time and I'm pretending it's 2006 and my plebeian spec devices can't easily access Wikipedia to check every little fact. my friends with mobile data back then, incredibly expensive, no joke, yes, and boy, this is hard work and you shouldn't mention that it is valuable, not only the data that is inside, but you also know that the MacBook in Yes it is quite valuable. I just hate anything that If it happened to you, you wouldn't know what I'm doing, so what if I told you that this guy right here contains the entirety of Wikipedia from 2007?

That's right, it's all in it and let me tell you before we start that it just took forever. The software running is from 2006 and man, I learned the hard way that 14 years is a long time, computers don't dance the same anymore. I tried doing this on my modern Mac, it wasn't like you needed a Macintosh with PowerPC, which they've done for a long time, but luckily I'm a nerd. I mean, look, I have a telescope. You know, I once thought I had discovered a planet, but it turns out it's called the moon and basically everyone already knew about it.

Yes, yes, this is disgusting. beast, oh no, power book, they weren't calling 2005 MacBooks yet and this still plays on YouTube over wireless with great difficulty, but it didn't work for this either, technically it runs Linux, no it doesn't work, runs Linux and they say if you're running Linux it's easier. I tried to partition a disk on my Windows machine. I tried VMware and I just couldn't get it to work and then I remembered that I know James, the genius who unlocked the iPod Bluetooth and he just has this fantastic collection of things that run on electricity, so a lot of people asked if James had Instagram or something. and he made one for you, so go check it out if you want to see more of his collection and the things he has.

Now he made it just for you, so I felt better about James because I saw how many problems he was having with this Windows 7. We had Linux running on a laptop and that brought us closer, but that's when we got the call from a sweetheart. old friend a friend I haven't seen in a long time. I'm talking about Windows XP. Ah, that friendly blue, so James and his fleet of epcs got it up and running. Everything took a little longer than expected, but that's only because of a magpie. it flew into his coop and got stuck and had to go rescue it, so here it is, so I've seen a lot of iPods boot up, but it's a big deal, the Rock box looks super neat, but this is the coolest boot, ah.

It's cool to see that the Linux logo on an iPod is so cool and then it's just a hacker from the year 1999, so this has some settings, like you can adjust the sensitivity of the wheel and so on and you know the contrast or the clicker, yeah there's no backlight what kind of thing you know you want to stay up late at night you can't sleep so you pull out your iPod

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that has Wikipedia from 2007 on it and then you just browse and just absolute disdain no. you can't do that, hopefully you'll have bright studio lighting all the time, so I remember when the iPhone was rumored to be coming out and people were saying, oh yeah, it'll have a click wheel on a microphone that Apple drops to have a click wheel.

I'm going to show you why that's just this idea, let's write US president, impostor from Ohio, I'm the last one to hang up, yeah, you go on our way faster, oh man, and let's go see a play, come on, come on , come on, this is Jenna, but she says looking, oh. yes, okay, used by President Hayes, present here is often referred to as POTUS, but who is he? Oh no, it's just nonsense, no, it's just not something that tells me how far I'm going. Oh look, there's a link. look at that, see that link, make sure you can click the link.

I can't do it, I don't want to rewrite it, yeah, he's just going for it, come on, ahh, oh my god, he's so small, oh, wait, wait. Wait, currently, George with Bush. Hey, oh man, I found it, that took a long time and it went up, yeah, George's still with these back there, Don Shopton, okay, let's do it, let's do it, oh man, okay, my wayward son, find yourself, okay , Branagh. photo tip yeah man the lineup consists of video with video capability yeah iPod 5g yeah there you go six. Jan wasn't out yet, oh no, wait, wait, don't look.

Okay, I take it back, the iPhones here oh, I expected that. I didn't have the iPhone, yeah, I'm not looking for anything that took this long anymore, so yeah, should you do this to your iPod

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? Yes, if you hate it then you say, "I never use it. I hate it." No, I never want to use it properly, so this is nothing more than the Wikipedia text of the time, no images, no hyperlinks. I mean, you know, just those dead ones. I guess there are no videos or anything and there are one point six concerts. That's a lot of text, it was a nightmare to get this to work.

It soon becomes slow as molasses and by the end of the day it's completely out of date, so I'm writing it a nine out of ten, yes.