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Usher Carpool Karaoke

Usher Carpool Karaoke
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HEY, MATE, IT'S ME. I'M STUCK IN THE WORST TRAFFIC ANDIVE GOT TO GET TO WORK. IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD HELP ME? JUST SO I COULD USE THE CAR POOL LANE? OH, YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR. THANK YOU. CHEERS, MATE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, LIFE SAVER. LIFE SAVER. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. >> THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER CALL. >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO MUSIC? >> SURE. ♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, LET'S GO! ♪ I SEEN SHORTY, SHE WAS CHECKING UP ON ME ♪ YEAH! ♪ YEAH! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH! ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ♪ WATCH OUT, MY OUTFIT'S RIDICULOUS ♪ IN THE CLUB LOOKIN' SO CONSPICUOUS ♪ AND ROAR, THESE WOMEN ALL ON THE PROWL ♪ IF YOU HOLD THE HEAD STEADY, I'MA MILK THE COW ♪ YEAH! AND FORGET ABOUT GAME, I'MA SPIT ♪ THE TRUTH WHAT? ♪ I WON'T STOP TILL I GET 'EM IN THEIR BIRTHDAY SUIT ♪ YEAH! SO GIVE ME THE RHYTHM AND IT'LL ♪ BE OFF WITH THEIR CLOTHES THEN BEND OVER TO THE FRONT AND ♪ TOUCH YOUR TOES I LEFT THE JAG AND I TOOK THE ♪ ROLLS IF THEY AIN'T CUTTIN', THEN I ♪ PUT EM ON FOOT PATROL LET'S GO! ♪ HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW WHEN MY PINKY'S VALUED OVER ♪ THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND LET'S DRINK, YOU THE ONE TO ♪ PLEASE YEAH! ♪ LUDACRIS FILL CUPS LIKE DOUBLE D'S ♪ YEAH! ME AND URSH' ONCE MORE, AND WE ♪ LEAVES 'EM DEAD WE WANT A LADY IN THE STREET BUT ♪ A FREAK...
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IN THE BED THAT SAY ♪ YEAH! YEAH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: GOOD TUNE. BIG TUNE. >> THAT'S A JAM, BRO. >> James: YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD DANCER. >> YEAH. >> James: HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO TO DANCE? CAN YOU REMEMBER A TIME YOU COULDN'T DANCE? >> I STARTED OFF DANCING IN THE STREETS WITH MY COUSIN. DANCING WAS A PART OF YOUR CULTURE. >> James: DON'T MOVE LIKE THAT WRITE GREW UP FROM HIGH WICKUM. I HAD TO CREATE MY OWN MOVES. WOULD I BE ABLE TO SHOW YOU WHAT I'VE GOT IN THE CLUB AND YOU GIVE ME POINTERS WHERE I'M GOING WRONG. >> RIGHT. >> James: WHEN I STEP UP IN THE CLUB WITH, YOU KNOW, POPPING BOTTLES, YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN I'M OUT WHEN I'M POPPING BOTTLES IN THE CLUB -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> James: TABLE SERVICE. TURN IT UP. >> James: TURN IT UP, POPPING BOTTLES. >> TURN IT UP. >> James: THAT'S BASICALLY IT, TURNING UP, POPPING BOTTLES IN THE CLUB AND TURNING IT UP. I'LL PUT IT IN HERE. YOU SEE WHAT YOU THINK I'VE GOT. >> GET YOUR STROLL TOGETHER. >> James: BEFORE THE MUSIC, GET THE WALK TOGETHER. >> LET'S GET THE WALK TOGETHER SNIEM STEPPING INTO THE CLUB, YOU SHOW ME HOW YOU STEP INTO THE CLUB. >> FIRST OF ALL, YOU'VE GOT TO TURNO THE SIDE. >> James: RIGHT. AND THEN WALK. >> James: YOU LOOK LIKE A CARTOON CAT. >> YOU'RE COOL. FIRST YOU PUSH. THERE YOU...
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GO. OH! YES! OOH! >> James: I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A BROADWAY SHOW. >> NO -- FAKE THE FASI HANDS OUT. >> James: NO JAZZ HANDS. SWAG. SWAG. SWAG. SWAG, THERE YOU GO. TURN. SWAG, SWAG, SWAG. >> James: BUT LOOK, MY ARMS ARE ALREADY GOING -- >> PUSHING WATER AWAY. >> James: PUSHING WATER AWAY. YEAH, PUSHING WATER AWAY. SWAG, SWAG. >> James: LET'S TRY IT WITH SOME MUSIC. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> MAKE A CIRCLE. MMM! WHOA! SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THIS IS ME IN THE CLUB. HEY, GUYS! LET'S POP SOME BOTTLES! >> WANT TO POP SOME BOTTLES? YEAH, I'M NEVER GOING TO THE CLUB WITH YOU. NO CHANCE. I'M NEVER EVER GOING TO CLUB WITH YOU. IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ BEEN A LONG TIME COMING ♪ BUT IT'S COMING FROM MY HEART IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING ♪ BUT WE DONE BEEN FELL APART REALLY WANT TO WORK THIS OUT ♪ BUT I DON'T THINK YA GONNA CHANGE YA ♪ I DO BUT YOU DON'T THINK IT'S BEST WE GO OUR ♪ SEPARATE WAYS TELL ME WHY I SHOULD STAY IN ♪ THIS RELATIONSHIP WHEN I'M HURTING BABY, I AIN'T ♪ HAPPY BABY PLUS THERE'S SO MANY OTHER ♪ THINGS I GOT TO DEAL WITH I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD ♪ LET IT BURN WHEN YOUR FEELING AIN'T THE SAME ♪ AND YOUR BODY DON'T WANT TO BUT YOU KNOW GOT TO LET IT GO ♪ CAUSE THE PARTY AIN'T JUMPIN' LIKE IT USED TO ♪ EVEN THOUGH THIS MIGHT BRUISE YOU ♪ LET IT BURN LET IT BURN ♪ GOT TO LET IT BURN...
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♪ DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW IT'S BEST FOR YOURSELF BUT YOU ♪ HATE THE THOUGHT OF HER BEING WITH SOMEONE ELSE ♪ BUT YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OVER YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS THROUGH ♪ LET IT BURN LET IT BURN >> WHERE ARE WE? I THINK WE MAU BE CLOSE TO MY STAR, BRO. >> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MY HOLLYWOOD STAR. >> James: WHEREABOUTS IS IT? I THINK IT'S A BLOCK -- I THINK IT'S A BLOCK BACK. >> James: A BLOCK BACK? YEAH. >> James: WE'LL GO AROUND. COOL. >> James: YOU KEEP IT CLEAN, LOOK AFTER IT? >> I DO MY BEST. I FIND IT ODD, YOU WORK HARD ALL THESE YEARS ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE WALK OVER YOU AS A STAR. ( LAUGHTER ) I HAVE A FEW OPEN SPOTS. >> James: KEEP IT OPEN FOR ME. THERE IT IS! I GOT A FEW SMUDGES, MAN! >> James: WE NEED TO CLEAN THAT UP. >> WE'VE GOT TO CLEAN THIS UP. LET'S SPIT SHINE THIS GUY. >> James: DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THIS FOR THEIR STAR. >> IS THIS I DON'T THINK SO. I WANT TO CLEAN IT MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE'S. >> ARE YOU USHER, MAN? YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE HIM. >> James: DO YOU THINK USHER WOULD BE CLEANING HIS OWN STAR, SIR? >> OF COURSE, HE WOULD! ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: QUICK SELFIE. OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. ACTUALLY, IT'S AN INCREDIBLE PHOTO. >> JOB WELL DONE. >> James: PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THE STAR, GUYS. WALK AROUND THE STAR OF USHER. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ MOMMA TOLD ME, BE CAREFUL WHO MY MOMMA TOLD ME ♪ BE...
CAREFUL WHO YOU DO 'CAUSE KARMA COMES BACK AROUND ♪ SAME OL' SONG BUT I WAS SO SURE ♪ THAT IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO ME 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO PUT IT DOWN ♪ BUT I WAS SO WRONG THIS GIRL WAS MEAN ♪ SHE REALLY TURNED ME OUT HER BODY WAS SO TIGHT ♪ GOT ME FEELIN' IT, CAUGHT UP I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ♪ BUT IT SEEMS SHE'S GOT ME TWISTED ♪ I'M SO, CAUGHT UP GOT ME FEELIN' IT, CAUGHT UP ♪ I'M LOSIN' CONTROL THIS GIRLS GOT A HOLD ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: YOU'RE FULL-ON VEGAN NOW, RIGHT? >> I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, STAY AWAY FROM MEAT. >> James: UH-HUH. HOW'S THAT GOING. >> IS THIS NOT SO WELL. >> James: REALLY? YEAH. I HAD SOME REALLY THIN SLICED BEEF YESTERDAY. >> James: REALLY? BUT I HAVE BEEN REALLY FOCUSED ON BEING A VEGAN. >> James: UH-HUH. I LIKE BEEF, I LIKE CHICKEN. BUT I'M A VEGAN. >> James: JUST SO YOU KNOW, THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT A VEGAN. NO SUCH THING AS A VEGAN. >> MY SON AND I HAVE THIS BATTLE ALL THE TIME. >> James: HE CALLS YOU VEGAN. HE'S A VEGETARIAN BUT HE LIKES CHICKEN. >> James: YOU CAN'T TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE A VEGAN BUT LIKE CHICKEN AND BEEF. >> AND BACON FOR BREAKFAST. >> James: THAT'S LIKE SAYING I DON'T DRINK, I ONLY DRINK BEER, SIDER AND RED WINE. YEAH ♪ USHER, BABY THIS IS FOR THE A ♪ SHAWTY, I DON'T MIND IF YOU DANCE ON A POLE ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ THAT DON'T...
MAKE YOU A HOE SHAWTY, I DON'T MIND WHEN YOU ♪ WORK UNTIL THREE IF YOU'RE LEAVING WITH ME ♪ GO MAKE THAT MONEY, MONEY, MONEY ♪ YOUR MONEY, MONEY, MONEY 'CAUSE I KNOW HOW IT IS, GO AND ♪ HANDLE YOUR BIZ AND GET THAT MONEY, MONEY, MONEY GIRL, I DON'T MIND ♪ WHEN YOU GET OFF OF WORK I'LL BE READY TO GO IN THE ¡RARI ♪ AND WHEN WE GET HOME WE'LL HAVE US OUR OWN SPLIT, YOU RACKING UP THEM TIPS ♪ YOUR BODY ROCK AND YOUR BOOTY POPPIN', I'M PROUD TO CALL YOU ♪ MY ( BLEEP ) >> James: THAT'S WHERE I FEEL LIKE YOU FALL DOWN BECAUSE THE WHOLE SONG IS, LIKE, AH, I DON'T MIND, YOU GOT TO HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS, EITHER YOU'RE TERRIFIC BUT THEN YOU'RE, LIKE -- >> YOU'RE BOOTY POPIN', I'M PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BITCH. >> James: BUT IT DOESN'T SOUND AS RESPECTSFUL AS YOU THINK IT. >> IS YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT THE WAY YOU PLACING IT. THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERY EXPRESSION. YOU GET IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT AND CALL YOUR GIRL A BITCH, YOU'RE GONNA GET SLAPPED. >> James: MY WIFE IS GONNA SLAP ME EITHER WAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW. IF I WAS AT A FRIEND'S PARTY AND I WENT, THIS IS MY BITCH, JULIA. SHE WOULD BE, LIKE, GET IN THE CAR. GET-IN-THE-CAR, THIS IS GOING TO BE LOOK NIGHT FOR YOU. >> YOU DON'T INTRODUCE HER AS YOUR BITCH. IT'S JUST WHAT YOU SAY BETWEEN YOU AND HER. IT'S FRIENDLY BANTER. >> James: FRIENDLY BANTER. YES. >> James: BECAUSE...
I CALLED MY WIFE BOOM BOOMS. >> YOU'RE MY BITCH. ( LAUGHTER ) >> ♪ OH MY GOSH BABY LET ME ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ DID IT AGAIN, SO I'MA LET THE BEAT ROCK ♪ OH MY >> YOU GUYS NEED HELP? >> James: WE'RE PUTTING OUT FIRES ALL THE OVER THE PLACE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> James: WHERE ARE WE GOING? TO KEN'S COLLISION. >> James: OH, THAT'S TOO FAR. COME ON, PUSH! >> MAN, HE'S FLYING NOW, RIGHT? >> James: OH, THIS IS EXCEPTIONAL. STOP IN THE TRAFFIC, DON'T DIE! I SAID DON'T DIE! SORRY. >> James: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! >> YOU GOT IT? >> James: YEAH. GREAT JOB. TAKE IT EASY. GOTCHA. SEE YOU LATER. >> SEE YOU, TOO, BUDDY. >> James: THAT WAS A SOLID WORKOUT FOR ME. THAT'S THE MOST EXERCISE I'VE DONE IN YEARS. ( LAUGHTER ) THERE WE GO. THAT WAS A GOOD DEED. THAT WAS COOL. >> I HAD NO IDEA WHEN I GOT IN YOUR CAR I WOULD END UP PUSHING CARS AND CLEANING YOUR OWN STAR. >> James: THIS IS THE BEAUTY OF BABY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN ♪ DID IT AGAIN, SO I'MA LET THE BEAT ROCK ♪ OH MY BABY LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN ♪ THERE'S SO MANY WAYS TO LOVE YA BABY I CAN BREAK YOU DOWN GOT ME LIKE, OOH MY GOSH I'M ♪ SO IN LOVE I FOUND YOU FINALLY, YOU MAKE ME ♪ WANT TO SAY OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH MY GOSH OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, ♪ YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SAY OH, OH, OH,...
OH, ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH OH, OH MY GOSH ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.