UNHhhh Ep 78: "Christmas" with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova

Oh yeah, not sexy, I'm so gross, oppa, yeah, that's really cool, darlings, yeah, that's right, Ellie Mae, can you see the hairs on my legs? I don't know about eight little reindeer, but I'm a little woman, Trixie Mattel and me. I'm the lump of coal that turned out to be a big, wonderful turd that's still welcome on the show. We talk about whatever we want because this shows that it is not yours. Christmas is a lot for me. Why the gifts? Oh yes, people say: live in it. present, I say honey, honey, you want me to live in the present, honey, give me a gift, okay, a tennis bracelet, my problem, Christmas is that I hate wet and I hate green.

One time I was having a pinwheel Christmas party and they said, "We want Trixie to wear." All red and people are going to sit on a lap. I was like, what if I wear all white and no one touches me? There you go, you feel the opposite. I love it. I can not get enough. Yes, you like to dress like red. Mark yes and look, he's playing your tape to show me how much you like red and your age is this skin, but I love Christmas music, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, I think we talk about this every year, hey, listen, It becomes a but. comes every year Christmas, that's what I like, it's consistent Jesus, well yes, but technically Jesus was born on Easter again, I know why they should call it Easter, Christmas party, bamboo fishing, sequel, okay, dear, Did you come back from the dead once or twice? come back again this summer oh no that's someone else that's someone else who in your life came back from the dead it's a long story wait you received a lot of gifts but you were very poor very pure when you remember not receiving a Furby and I I remember walking to my room and open my mouth like Felicity Huffman and Transamerica after her surgery, with her mouth open crying like drool because they didn't get her B, it wasn't like that.

I was totally like what do you mean you couldn't get the most popular toys in the world the silver clip Wisconsin we were spoiled I had like 50 60 gifts all the Furbys to see B I had a ring that was a watch I don't know why I have a good drawer you know all year I'll figure out what I'm going to buy people and I just did all my stuff so you have to finish wrapping, do we also live in the professional world? Do you buy as your management or something? If I buy professional gifts, no, but I expect a Christmas Bonus, yes, who's my boss, oh, but I don't have one, you're a mouse that follows you until I thought, oh, she's the first 22 years of my life , I wanted to have money to buy and now give gifts.

I make them outside of my family, it's absurd. How come you never give me a Christmas gift? You don't want anything that isn't true. What do you want? Money? I tell you what you get. See you, welcome to the stage. Danny, right? Have you ever done something you like? Go to a gas station at the last minute. Give them like a Duraflame log or like a six-pack of root beer. I'll go find the employee. Come on, you're mine now. What about romantic Christmas holidays? Romantic love is in the air, no, unless it's like the Lifetime channel, because this is every Christmas, all life, it's like a daughter, the middle child, who is now like a business woman, so She has a cold, but she's going home for Christmas, it's inconvenient, she's always on her phone, yeah. her family is like wow you've really changed and then she falls in love with the boys she knew from her hometown and it changes her whole perspective, hopefully there's a little bit of amnesia in there too, yeah in the end oh she always has that moment like her work phone rings and finally she says, you know why she'd like to be thrown in the snow, yeah, little does she know that I'm in that snowbank ready to take her job, yeah, a Christmas bow and then Krampus turns the corner and begs him to come.

I, hello, in the business woman, yes, I like a Christmas parade. Christmas nativity scene. Oh do you ever do action, yeah, no, oh yeah, we're cool. I mean, who fillets that? a woven basket holding a baby no, it was fine, I think they were a bit, they were reluctant to include me from the beginning, so first I was the star, yeah, and then, which doesn't sound great anymore, but it's nothing . It's nothing, there's no money, it's just good to throw it away, so wait a minute, this was like a stage production of the story of yes, oh no, that was a cactus oh yes, yes, yes, with the Catholic school, It's very, you know, it's the most important day of the year and what was your star look um, I think you just painted your nails no, that's your look, it's that critical, it's a church event, so They like to make your own costume and you turn off the kayak, you relax, Brian becomes completely servant.

Yes, I wanted to be one of the wise men, but that would be very bad, no luck, Peter, wait, it's my search. I am the businesswoman. Why do you think I feel bad for people who are born on Christmas? Yes, birthday, because guess what, mommy. You're not Jesus, I would have changed it, yeah, we'll do it two weeks later, you were at the mom, you're not going out tomorrow, yeah, I was three weeks late for my first time, whatever, you showed up like I was happy. I thought happy if not almost 10 p.m. I would think that after so long you came out of it like Paris Hilton coming out of prison living in jail you were like mm-hmm hint hint hint I like the idea of ​​reindeer the idea of ​​maybe air pulling yeah what about a Sexy Santa Claus what?

He's like an older man with a beard and a flat white shirt but ripped like Ron Perlman. I don't even need to be torn apart like a normal Santa, will you? Yeah, okay, yeah, you got me something I made. You're something Wow oh look wooden link good I don't want this first of all this is what this is for hello - it's not just one yes I can Merry Christmas this doesn't really respond much to this you play with just a stupid no to this is the kind of gift that I would be like I don't want this you can't find dolls like this anymore well a New Year's resolution oh yeah I never make them I was you yeah I'll explain mine to you okay this year is to be warm for other people warmer like everyone thinks that I could be oh yeah, yeah, you could be a little nicer, do you ever do this, hello, oh, no, look, that's what I mean, it's just, it's, yeah, it's not natural You know you get a lead. with a smile and then you delay the greeting a little longer like this, okay, hello, yes, you are becoming a new person, look naturally, eh, with that hello, it's an aggressive look, hello, yes, okay, okay.

Hello, yes, that is very warm. What do you want? I want to meet you. Okay, yeah, what do you want to do for Christmas or your new mom's New Year's gift? I've never had it like this. I've never had anything that needed changing. You know what I mean? There are other things I could do. It smells better. But there is one thing that should change my neck patch. Yes, instead of trying not to. to do something, I'll just get a hobby, are you shouting into a megaphone? a hobby, no, not around here, no, I could read the dictionary you like to read, yes, you can get a hobby, yes, I'll join the Pokémon League, bye.

Say goodbye, so we're trying. Goodbye, it's not terrible. Sorry, goodbye, condescending. Oh, goodbye, I hate that you leave it to say it. I feel like it's deep. I feel like Mr. Rogers and Kane from poltergeist yeah, it's very um. I saw a crack in my fence where I could see a naked neighbor, that's what gives me hubba-hubba.