UNHhhh Ep 52: "Caughtny Act" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

she's really going to get in trouble, but she won't live to pay the price you like Phil Collins I love him, yeah, oh don't say it, but Aquarius doesn't look like a good thing anymore, what you have is a head the size of a parakeet, you have to brush it. and it will have volume, yes, I have this one. I have already regretted this. I can sing well, I can dance later, I still don't. I was just like one sentence, people are Jeffrey made fun of me on social media because you are. sounds funny ready hello, I'm ginger ale free, you get comfortable economy class, towel tricks and I'm the woman who makes slow circles with soap on the linoleum, that's it, oh no, you have to wait, the line international date has not taught you anything, it is tomorrow. in Australia, okay, from the future, yes, oh Jesus Christ, hello, I'm the woe pack, hello, the Triple A battery pack that your mom keeps in the freezer.

Trixie Mattel and I am the cheerful young housewife who makes slow circles of soap on the linoleum. Katya and I'm the baby who got the dingo the show where we talk about whatever we want it's our show I'm not yours yes yes it's the Australian train so Australia is bad it's no big deal in Australia I mean it's a big deal but we use it as If it wasn't a big deal you can use it as a greeting like hey guys it's an insult like how about a magistrate would you like? probably not your cousin says no, no Well, I'm very happy to be able to be, yes, thank you for inviting me.

Well, you are so cool to show up and look smaller, cuter, prettier and richer than us, no, it's actually very cute as a guest, you are so small, yes, she really got this. canary dress look, I'm going to start with the most important thing about Australia, you're cane, which means you're not horny, you're depressed, do you want it, are you interested? I was at Courtney's house and she was using her Apple TV and her Apple TV doesn't understand her so tell her how you talked to your group Courtney act legend Courtney act yes Queen you know it took me a long time to understand that your name is a joke with an accent Australian Leon was a plan where she's stuck in the ass so it's like petty theft arson sex what she could do like a whole month like trapped in a wind storm 20 illnesses Cory so my recent STI trip into a psychosexual melodrama Sorry, what was your first drag name choice yeah tell me I'm going to say psychosexual melodrama America is literally the only cut like there's a couple of really little ones tell me I'm going to meet me Oh oh you should see her with a real knife so I downgraded to get to the big one because, you know, I don't want to make you feel like that cartoon air shaken or stirred both chops the same night yeah, I guess so, yeah, I went to a bar there and had that was a year ago , that very hairy guy, Eddie Brisbane, Brisbane, says, yeah, you always go light. in Brizzy, yes, well, I always have a strong, cordial, working class element, always the most sexually auspicious, a fake tan, of course, oh, yes, yes, oh my God, at every concert I don't say it like gifts, but at every concert, people like, here is Tim tans.

You finally sit down. I took a pack of them and beat this girl to death and haven't looked back in Australia. I don't understand Tim Tams. I have a color that matches your anus rings. Oh Lord, can I talk about him? elephant in the room and that's not a bad joke for you um this is very difficult because I'm just bringing up the reality of the realistic wig line Katya's hair is what we call trash this is not a wig out of vanity out of vanity that we have Anyone would like to officially distance themselves from the concept.

People may not know this, but you are biased, you are part of the company that creates wigs that even RuPaul wears, yes, and you created the company because you want to match like RuPaul, yes, and now RuPaul. Where are your wigs? It is not like this? That's the secret, don't dream it, that's how it will be and then sell it and then sell it, yeah, I didn't ruin it, move it. Wow Wow, where did this become a weekend victory for small businesses? Isn't it great that you're so small? I can put you behind my wig. It's like a Cortney eclipse.

Are you a jungle woman? I am right? Look, I've got a couple of little showgirls here. I want to understand it. I feel like we got here. right, acropolis, shadow, girls, look, I can understand that, all right, listen here, you reflect on your hearing like a Courtney, where are you from, you're like people like Oh Miss America, I'm like, you know, flash, I once had a lesbian Grayson, oh no. Oh yeah, I get it, why don't you start with this? Okay, about your country, we always had this weird thing where we would like to look at each other and we would like to stare at each other and then feel weird, okay? she there was a beautiful moment when we were just talking to each other and that was the first space contest in Austria and she said: let's take this guy home, do you want to come with us?

And I said it was fine, but what happened was that we came back to my house and he was straight with his girlfriend so he had sex on my couch while the lesbians and I liked a lesbian threesome show or a sofa bed, No, it wasn't good, I'll tell you. that's not a lesbian experience because you were a man women I'm a man oh mom Oh get into gender fluidity yeah I've been in those waters wait so let me how many there were four five including me five oh that's a good number though Yes, it's a prime number, when does it become an orgy? threesome of five - swingers - the orgy has to be five, come on, sit down, because that fall it could be two couples, yes, I would love to see you do an old-fashioned hoochie coochie, you know?

Like because you have a great body, thank you, I made up an alternative drag character called rocks and debris and she took Jamie, hurt her, right? Katie homophobia, that was a pseudonym, although oh, that was a student, that was the pseudonym she had when a hater you hate everyone, yeah, no, no, when you don't want a paper trail, what you don't want is associated with that type of activity, you give a pseudonym, yes, so I invented rocks and rubble and I went like that. It's a great drag name. I don't get it, rocks and rubble, yeah, please let me hear this old little message: you know, it doesn't matter, you know, and girls in porn are like sucking a dick and they shake their hair, is that it? ?

You've left your hair back, so guys think of you like, uh, yeah, I wouldn't give the guys credit for making that visual reference since week, do you ever put it in your mouth? Do you use an alligator clip? I'm not left without I get a clip, but I have a root and a wig. Rutten is Australian for sex, Courtney is the default route and the wig is very good for Burton because it's like it's short, it bounces up, it comes out of your face, it has Paul on it, yeah, and it hides your face in the middle of a fellatio you should need some concealer yeah we're very reluctant to end a story oh we don't do that here the name of our episode is going to be called babies and we're going to talk about conspiracy theories I just want to. saying that everyone thinks they're strange and they're alone, but when everyone feels alone, everyone feels judged, everyone feels all those things and the trick is this is my Kourtney will get my pen when you stop judging other people. feel the judgment on yourself being released, we're projecting like oh, he's fat, he's skating, he's been told she's, why would you eat surgery?

Yeah, when you stop doing that, all of a sudden you're like, oh wow, I don't do that. Hate me as much as the boy Tom Hanson from Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing he would never be truly happy until the day he met one. He would be making a good effort. What did you just do? Oh, there, wait, can we do it three times? We're already wearing hair caps, guess what song to play, but you make little stars shine, yeah, and you choose something royalty-free, which is a good choice, yeah, let me thank you, my wrists hurt a lot and this is my hand to masturbate. also oh sorry girl and I'm masturbating with my hands on the right, I'm right handed but I did it with my left, yeah, it smells like motor oil, motor oil, I didn't use quick roast in time, I'm just using my imagination, oh , get out of there. city, you know a lot point no, come on, no, you really don't know any.

No, roll the clip, Rodney. I think about her in bed watching porn. Know? What's weird is that I can't have sex in my fantasies unless there is a logical way to do it. someone has a condom what I can't have sex without protection I can't have sex without a condom see America this would never happen here no no care apparently only in my fantasies not in real love in my recent video yeah yeah well there's always something . eternally sexy about someone who cares about your health and thank you so much for joining us. I find you endlessly talented, interesting and hilarious, hilarious, generous, curious, thoughtful, the list goes on, but you are also a fan of the show.

I am, yes. In fact, I feel like a little kick when I see that that's an O, are you giving a little kick? I feel totally unmoved, I mean, how and then I got, I mean the damn show. I'm like laying on the plane, yeah, I'm a video, little baby. the birds feed each other, yes, figuratively, literally, yes, yes, it's a lion, you know, Brennan Canyon, yes, it's a pleasure, it's a pleasure to meet someone who still yes, thanks for joining us, well yes here we go, I'm going to see showgirl Courtney from Asda, yes Courtney performs. calm/go Oz, that's Courtney, she acts calm/go Oz and if you don't like it, feel free to send me a disparaging review of the show.

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