UNHhhh Ep 29: "Halloweenie"w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

oh my god, oh my god, is it broken? Ready, yes, hello, I'm the witch who won't turn you into a frog because amphibians are people too. Trixie Mattel and I'm the one who finally ruined my part. Sorry, sorry, sorry, try it. again try again hello I'm the witch who won't turn you into a frog because amphibians are people too

trixie

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you're going to die up there I'm Katya and welcome to the halloween edition okay, spooky every halloween I see two things hocus pocus and the alyssa's secret being revamped by sharon needles here at wow features the iconic alyssa in that cape and she turns around and welcomes the creepy ookie megalomookie ding dang dookie i love how spooky i love how well they say halloween It's Christmas for drag queens Yeah no it is, I'll say I used to be, but in recent years when I started dressing for a living I never had a free Halloween and I dress up five days a week exactly to get less .

I'm excited about it, the flavor of the juice has been squeezed out of the costume, but I enjoy the opportunity to be a creepy ookie, yeah, like that, like that, wait, wait and you have to go trick-or-treating in Hollywood too in West Hollywood. where I live because every house that's like trick or treat, hair plugs, next house, trick or treat, talk with a needle in your face, tax exemption, the only, yes, the only neighborhood where you can wait and would want like syringes in the kitchen, yeah, oh my gosh, and you know. In normal neighborhoods you're crazy like that house gave me a toothbrush.

Yes, in West Hollywood they will give you a teeth cleaning. and Halloween is when I have to dig through my box to find another costume that's blonde hair in a nightgown last year I dressed all in black if you want what are you? I'm like I'm Trixie Mattel and I'm wearing black. that should be enough, you are enough, yes, I am showing the versatility of the judge. I think you're wearing a thin, tight lace nightgown. Say it, this is a microphone, nothing, it's so loud, it's sick, it seems too real and I know it because I've ripped out so many eyes, yeah, are you in?

I bought the rapture, especially in martial arts, not like at the beginning of dating. but as you know, a third fourth date, yes I'm sorry, I'm from the country, a very poor family country, you're a bit trash, trash, we used to make our own costumes and do you have any growing favorites? up me and my mom did most of mine oh no no I just love being an old fashioned zombie zombies you wouldn't wear concealer wait don't wear shoes I have to suck the life out of this I had some shitty ones one of them my mom painted one white box and he put black circles on it she was like your dice oh that's horrible I was like fierce mom oh that's horrible everyone else is power rangers and I'm a box you know what I don't like thanks for the connection val I don't You call your mother the first time Of course you're not fine You're asleep Do you believe in Bloody Mary Do you want to do it There's a mirror right there Candyman Well that's a movie I'm not afraid of Bloody Marys or anything like that.

It's the second time I say it. You have to watch it five times. Right in front of the mirror. There is a mirror. Can we use the phone. I go first. It's five. times the candy man the candy man the candy man the candy man this is the last time I have to say it wait you become an adult you realize that the bogeyman is not real the real one boogeyman is what poverty is oh I'm really afraid of bees really afraid of bees why is that funny? I'm so afraid of bees, well that's the bogeyman, no, when I was a kid I just looked down 21 times and I'm always, even the sound of a buzzing sound, I'm like at the beginning, oh yeah.

I was completely Thomas J, who is not related to Miss J from Top Model. I wish it were, although I'm very afraid not only of animatronics, specifically guerrilla animatronics, even their sound once I was in a rainforest cafe and had to do it. go away, have you ever been to those like in orlando or like a universal or disneyland what are you laughing at why are you laughing at me why are you laughing nothing is not funny that's how it is most of the attractions in disneyland there is a new one in universal that um yeah I would never do it no there's two things I hate tubes and animatronics well I once had ear tubes well here are earwigs yeah they're wigs for your ears because it's embarrassing because my hair, my ear is receding, are you afraid of strange accidents? a roller coaster that crashes or a plane that goes down or a car accident, I don't know, if one in a million planes crashes, I'm getting closer and closer to that ratio like that, that's the gap that's closing. and one of these days I'm going to run out of luck, we're all going to die up there.

I opened my mouth to see cocks and balls. Do you like horror films? That's one of my favorite things about the Halloween season. It's all these horror movies that come on television. I grew up watching Nightmare on Elm Street, but I also love a movie like Night Breed, I love you, you're a Night Breed, you're that girl with the names and then Australia was like sassy, ​​the best, I loved it, I loved it so much because guess what it was? sexy, dangerous and disgusting, I like it. the guy who rips his face off, yeah, I wanted to fuck the guy who had fur dreadlocks, you liked him, he looked like Sonic and Hedgehog tails, yeah, look how good this is, look how good, that makes me feel, you know how I like? halloween I like that too um I like that for once in a gay bar we're not the only people in costumes you like girl costumes I don't like that I'm a police officer I don't like that I'm like a crossing guard so I want to be kind of sexy but also something really scary and something that shows my curse but covers me completely and something breathing but super heavy and something creative but also something simple and magical. go away take the cat ears and the course and get out of here and that's what they finally do I don't like clever costumes I don't like shitty costumes and I don't like celebrity costumes when I see how a group of brothers is like when mario kart sucks a dick, all mario kart sucks my dark dracula dick, i don't know, i'm still living happy to say it's completely gone, don't you wish it happened during halloween, because then i might have gotten laid and then before I come, say "Happy Halloween", here comes the devil Marty and then all the blood comes out of my penis.

How did you know you're going with someone named Marty? Your third eye is always called Marty. Oh yes, Deborah. I wish in my future to see myself with those hands it seems to see me with those hands it's hard to be a dry queen to do anything and not be very gaga like if you're wearing a leather jacket right now I feel like it's so sweaty you see, your bangs are covering up, okay, you're so sweaty, use your tassel, pig, it doesn't work, I need tissues, who's your mom?, oh, you're not looking at me, I'm like trying to clean it and she's like I can't believe how hot you get, You really are the sweatiest person.

I know myself. I hate seeing a gay guy in Santa Monica like he's Britney Spears because he's like a rubber snake. I'm like sucking a dick if I'm going to do Dragon Halloween. In my opinion, I have two options: be everything perfect or be garbage. Do you know what has always turned me on besides snakes? Blood, tax exemptions. Damn snakes and tax breaks. My favorite costume for girls is the girls who are not afraid. they let themselves be grotesque, that's the girl for me and a lot of gay guys are like I'm acting like a lumberjack because they make cutoff jeans visible, yeah, with a tartan patch, yeah, and then a paper towel, I'm this guy.

I'm not Scott, no you're not, you're not the muscular guy, yeah, and even though you deserve love, you're not getting it tonight. You don't have the common sense to grab the roll of paper towel you're carrying and dry yourself off. I can see you from my house, do you know what happens if you can't figure out a costume? Put on a black touch and get lots of hands on or ask us below in the comments. Call us if you're Trixie or I caught you for Halloween. please tweet us, please tweet us, that would work. I support all levels of nudity, sluts, etc. freezing October rain I'm a nurse, no medical professional would know how to put on clothes in this weather, happy Halloween, we hope you are responsible, uh, creative, carefree and aloof this holiday season, yes guys, and if you feel uncomfortable in your Los costumes just think we have to do it all the time exactly so no one hears you complain Brenda shut your mouth and don't forget to subscribe to Wow Oh present one potato two potatoes three that's counting chocula then