UNHhhh Ep 27: "Dreams" pt 1 w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

Hello, I'm the back-to-front wife who got you pregnant Trac mat, that's not possible Hello, I'm the version of a good person if you come in and then clean the comum from your upstairs, honey, and you think that I'm disgusting, that's it possible and welcome to oh oh and I'm the good person version of Freddy Krueger Kata and welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want because it's our show, no, no, you as friends, we've been friends for a while and uh, we've been friends enough or I'm sorry, we've been friends long enough that I can tell her that when she says oh girl, I had the strangest dream last night, I just hang up immediately, click, click, not what.

The thing is that we always have

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, we end up in the same dream and you are always like I had a dream. She was running from a murderer. I'm like I had a dream. I was trying to kill you. Well, I went to community college. I know all about dream theory, one is that it's the way your brain processes the detritus of the day's information, another is that it's a psychological subconscious working it out, and another is that it's just me recording you while you sleep, yeah. so I always have this recurring dream that my teeth are falling out that's what doesn't make sense it's like I'm not even in the Bible Belt I think it's supposed to be that you don't feel like your life is together doesn't mean you're pregnant and You still work at the mall and you should be embarrassed but you're not because you're confident and you know who you are.

I always have a dream where I'm talking and I'm like, oh yeah. So I tell Susan and then I choke up and I like six as white as my teeth and I think, but then upon closer inspection, they're all doing the same thing. Not Little Tooth, but you know what I do. I turn lemons into lemonade. I take a fishing line. I hang them up and just wear them, it's trendy and they'll sell it in stores and I'm not going to apologize for that. It was really oh I want a twist oh, about one in 16 times when it's a good joke that was really good and also anthropology has a lot of great expensive clothes, can you write that?

Can you catalog it for me? Put it in the vault, but catalog it because buying catalogs is fine, I'm not saying they're all good. I have this dream and what happens is I drop my phone and it breaks and then what always happens is I wake up and then I think it's not broken unless I was sleeping with hammers attached to my body and rolling which I do sometimes, but I sleep alone and they keep me company, they talk about sleep in

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, my grandmother, uh, the last dead, the last dead, not the last, the last dead, the most recent, the most, she just died . she, um, when did she die, like five years, it could be 1-5 years ago, so it seems like you were close, so her name was Roberta and she's cool, oh no, I have two more recurring dreams, one It's just that I'm at the top. in high school and I'm naked and I have to find a way for people to not notice that I'm naked so I wear it like a winter coat and I put it over my dick and I'm like this, just my clothes.

The other one I have is that I'm not at a drag race, I don't really have nightmares about drag races, but I'm at a drag show and they tell me you're in 5 minutes and I have nothing. I'm not ready for anything. It's happened to me that I wake up from a dream and I have to be ready in 20 minutes and I'm not even shaved. I still have that a lot and they're paying you a lot of money. Yes, and shaving for you is in two days, two. . I do half on Tuesdays, the other half on Thursdays, and on days when you don't have time to shave, just do it full, Miss Iraq, just cloth eyes, visible eyelashes.

Glue the gouged out eyes. Simply beautiful, you can't believe all your dreams, because I can't believe any of them. Well, you can't believe all your dreams because I had this transmission. I had this dream that I was in a healthy relationship and I was in an affordable relationship. apartment with really crazy Hype Dream price I stopped having dreams where all my internal organs turned into applesauce and just oozed out of me oh have you ever dreamed that you talk to your deceased loved ones? I do. My grandfather taught me to play the guitar and always Have you dreamed that we played the guitar together?

Have you ever dreamed that you met him on the beach somewhere where he goes, he is there? I don't talk about this anymore. I'm not kidding because what you've seen is You've never seen this movie. Do you believe in some types of dreams that are windows to the future? No, I think it's the information synthesis theory or whatever it's called, it's like there are three different dream theories, the main ones, oh. she got a serious education she went to community college have you ever had the same dream as someone on the same night how would you know my brother and i had the same dream once she was partying no she wouldn't she's not strong enough she likes it The big, beefy fat guy, those you know say that being gay is genetic, but I could never make my brother go crazy, so I don't know, do you get pierced when you sleep?

No, sometimes I get brain flu in my ear and then I have facial paralysis for 2 days, it's like that. They're crazy, they think you're so special that a serial killer is going to slaughter you, the odds are just not in your favor, yeah, are you talking in your sleep? Have you ever heard this? I talk, I scream, I moan, I thrash, I understand this close to people's faces I'm a I'm not a good person to sleep with you'll never stay in your house again I'm not a good person I feel like I dodged a bullet you totally did it all what you did was a bit of an insertion but it was nice and then complete apparently I've never recorded it but Lizzy says complete conversations well Barbara I don't know if that's going to work we really have to go through the options and then make a decision later just having like like if If you guys knew what I mean just having random conversations at a Cheesecake Factory, I guess I'll just eat a salad, fill up on bread, do you guys have anything on the menu skinnylicious?

I'm looking for a long island, but I suppose I can have a small ranch. If we are bad, we should be bad, we should be totally bad. I haven't figured out a way to be bad and good at the same time. time, but until then, yeah, let's eat this baby, feel like you've been dating Rob, we'll never see you, it's like Petty's social problems infesting your dreams, that's terrifying, you're like hello, Delta Diamond line, yeah, This is my sky month number. I was wondering if I will get my global upgrade from JFK to hro. I can wait, yeah buddy, and then a full 10 minutes of an elevator move.

Your call is important. Please stay on the line and the available representative will get back to you like, oh God. I always have to wait, yeah, let's see what's on Netflix, deja vu, dja vu. I just called a mistake in The Matrix, yes I did and I put on my Lawrence Fishburn glasses and bronzers and I put on my long leather Tren and fly, I think Deja Vu. It's a feeling, not a thing, no, I know, it's a feeling because it means in French that he did it before SE already seen yes, it's you I've already seen it yes, you're right I speak French because honey, no, that would hurt me. talk buddy you want to fight let's fight you guys if you have any weird dreams let us know tweet us yeah call call we're waiting we're on a call now yeah hi Barbara Deb you just gotta be more specific. about your wants and needs, otherwise we can't get into your mind and we never will be able to, but yeah, dive into the cesspool of comments just south of this little video and then tell us what you think.

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