UNHhhh Ep 22: "Social Media" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova

I think drag needs a bit of white, masculine energy, that's where you come in, yes, on the catwalk you were terrible at setting the challenge, you look like if Patrick Stewart had never gone bald but wore lipstick, that's what you look like. Hi, I'm Ellen DeGenerous. Dance teacher Trixie Mattel and I'm Kia, the living pirate girl from Porsa D, and welcome to the show where we talk about whatever we want because that's our show, not yours. Social

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now. I am a young person. I am a young man. woman, I am too. I ignore the gray hair or visible lace line when I was a high school student.

Myspace happened well when you were 42 years old. Myspace happened I don't remember the password to my MySpace page, so I don't know how to close it. So, my Myspace page from when I was 16, with lyrics to songs I wrote when I was 16. The photos I took of myself when I was 16 are still available. Do you realize that you are unleashing the Kraken while we? I'm talking, but I'm not going to tell you what to look for in this case, the Kraken is an abject humiliation, you could escape things for many years because it wouldn't have been anywhere to be documented unless someone had its Polaroid or whatever . so I'm sure they did unless someone you know well

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platforms what you use what you like what you don't like uh I would say my favorite would be Farmers Only, stop it.

I like Twitter for comedic reasons and I like Instagram because I'm a visual person and visually I'm very stimulating. Look, do you know what's up with Snapchat? Do you look at snaps on other people's Snapchat if people send them to me? Yes, but I don't care about other people's stories. about your real life story, well there you go, but go ahead and follow our Snapchat on the wow report. I love Twitter, you are the queen of Twitter. I love Twitter. You want to know about something that's coming up in the world right now. go to Twitter, yes, yes, here is something that breaks my heart, why you are so beautiful.

I don't usually wear gray hair, but when I wear a pirate shirt, I need to make it so weird now that someone passes away and they have social media, if you do. Have you ever sent a message to a deceased person knowing that they had in fact died but then received a reply? Is this the movie contact? No, I will not joke with Foster, this type of behavior is fine, I have 100% time for that, for that J that joke I have nothing but time for that joke social networks give a voice to the most ignorant in the world now I know that people are absolute trash in every country and in every state and everywhere dating websites have social media, of course they do.

Okay, Cupid, I tried, but my friend Jenny said she sounded like a sociopath with no self-esteem. What would you write for me? She so fits in as a very attractive young man who loves comedy, she dresses up as a lady acting like a fool and is very successful at what she does. / she does that it's like the perfect combination of real truth and selling it in a positive way yeah, let me try, okay, I have the voice of Gilbert Godfrey, I have the hairline of a toaster strudel, no, no filler, I never paid more than a dollar a lipstick my earrings have a life of their own I'm a good person as long as I've had six Red Bulls and I'm never home long enough for you to get tired of me there were some half-truths in there, but I support, you feel comfortable with yourself, that's true, yes, very comfortable because I'm old and maybe I'm too comfortable, yes, too comfortable when you're filming dragon shorts without, I'm a man, deal with it, that's how it should be. your motto is like your dating website I'm a man, deal with it, have you ever had a grinder?

I've had rap music running through my veins, yes, I experiment with the grinder. I never sleep with him, although here is the reality. Miami, Florida, you were there, at the Season 7 Premiere party, you weren't there, I went to the grinder and found a very attractive man who would love to get his ass eaten and pounded, so I went and he made me see 45 full minutes of a current television show. which was very discouraging and then we proceeded to have the sexiest, no frills, wonderful encounter and then I smoked a cigarette with him and he just uh and he left, he was wonderful and that's all you need to know about social media, yeah, It's how good kti got. in no, me on Facebook you're the product oh oh that's totally real because there's a section on Facebook called people you probably know well and if you're a gay man and you click on people you might know and you look at any of the men's profiles when You go back to your profile there's a new ad that says I want a boyfriend or and the answer is yes, how about those ochre-yellow knee-high crochet boots that you were looking at on Nasty Gal that appear on your Facebook? feed for no reason yeah well your facebook name is Nasty Gal so that's part of the problem nasty Elizabeth gal the problem with social media is something I call vag booking vag booking I love that you say vag vag like Vagabond if your identity is big To what extent it involves the accumulation of followers, whatever it is, from social media, you need to control it, unless it is your business like ours.

Would you be as active on social media if you weren't Kata? No, if I wasn't famous, I probably would just do it. Did you know that someone in Pokémon Go took the name Trixie Mattel? I want to find this by looking straight in the eyes and see what a demon looks like when they see how they do this to me, yes, but when they catch a Pokémon. Can you oh my god Pokemon Po? I'm not interested in any phone app that doesn't make me lie down, nothing makes me lie down, not even my bowed knees.

Nick knock Nick knock nickk knock Nick knock Nick knock Nick knock just sidebar very fast ikabod Crane and the Headless Horsemen What I wanted to overcome for the Headless Horsemen was that your secret doesn't, oh, there's something worse than that. I will never tell father, you know what this is a real thing on social media, since there are so many things in your brain. To think and look, you really have to choose what to fill your brain and your eyes with every day to check your next list and whether you are following something stupid or that does not promote your general health, well-being or creativity. stop following them, that's one of those moments where we say something really important, there are so many beautiful things to see that inspire me as an artist or drag queen like you, like Valentino, these beautiful artists from New York who do great things, Pirates, it's working.

Yes, do you think I could achieve this look if I didn't study fashion through social media? Vanity in Gray wigs. Have you ever wanted to look like an old lady without having to become an old lady? That's me, this wig. Jessica, she's fine, social media brought her. For me, a wonderful gift: Stacy Lane Matthews tweeted my mouth with an egg roll and I will never be the same once Stacy and Matthews tweeted me "work fish," but it turned out it was work. Social media is a rare opportunity for everyone everywhere to contribute. something interesting for the global information network yes, you all have something interesting in your lives that is not true, that is not true, no, many people do not have anything interesting to say, so you should shut us up and this is the last episode, thank you.

You are a lot, yes, it has been a pleasure and aiv Internet piracy is no joke. Guess what I'm here to pick up your ass, your ass, I want your ass with my dingling and don't forget to subscribe to Wow Presents, Nickk Knock. Nick knock, nick, knock, Nick, knock