UNHhhh Ep 19: "Religion" w/ Trixie Mattel & Katya

let's talk about

religion

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religion

is much more Djoser than the Olympics, the Olympics come and go, religion is forever good, no, Soft Bob, okay, hello, I'm the badge al merit of Girl Scouts in basket weaving that alludes to the day when Take the towel and I am the human vacuum cleaner with an insatiable hunger for pain Kashia and welcome to the program where we talk about whatever we want because these are not your words, listen friends , run, don't walk to subscribe to our prayer. Remember that subscribing may not be worth it, but who is doing it is not optional either.

I believe in the power, the first community body of Christ. What is this? It is this? really what they are body of Christ. No, don't make that face. You just ate your body. of Christ, you know any trapped body: it tastes like beef jerky less than cigarettes, since they eat them cigarettes, Red Bull, coffee, crime and a little bit of lady woo, if I had a church, this is Catholicism, this is the heart of religion, no matter how religious. You can't choose the body of Christ like I would, everyone opens your capri-sol, you know, like something nicer, you think that wine, that white line of the great ones just turns into the blood of Christ, that's superstitious. and crazy, okay, you're wearing a baseball cap with a pom pom, you know what they call a crop top because he's going to have to cut it all off, you're hogging the body of Christ, maybe one day I'll think back. about the first time I take one of these and I'm going to think about how disappointing they taste, yeah, and then you'll know that God isn't really out there listening or watching and he'll never make which ones are right because if there was a God, he'd just put a fine raspberry layer, oh, I eat some cream cheese, thank you, oh, the body of Christ for me would definitely be um, those circus cookies, okay, the body of a Christ impersonator, they get the wiggle liquid gum, wiggle , wiggle. rubbing religion it's weird not believing in God but also being so scared You mean it's like I don't believe in it but then I'm like we're going to have problems?

No, no religion is cool, no religion is like that. a no-no, are you talking about something? Yes, I'm Catholic, you're on the internet now people, we're getting real. I was raised by a father who said if you want a religion, I want you to grow up and choose it. because I want you to choose it because you believe in it, not because your parents made you think that it is now an optimal invariant. I would make sure to say Ram, hey, hey, that's weird, yeah, because you can't believe it all either, like remember when. your teacher said you would use long division never calculators will not always be present in the plot all the wealth of the universe is in my pocket at all times well you we this is Celeste key what the hell not your phone oh I think weenie is more fun my weenie He's huge but he doesn't know everything I love to suck weenie suck weenies that's why I'm gay do you believe in God?

I want to know do you believe in God? You don't know, yeah, I mean. Are you afraid to say it because I notice that you say it with a little fear? Well, I think if I believed in that maybe I would be a little happier because it would be fun to know that there is always someone there for me. I think it would be a more satisfying feeling of happiness, maybe one day my faith will change, like my mom told me about Santa Claus and I finally decided that wasn't true, because that's her, but I also think that in a way gifts have a Israel because a group of people who believe something is real in a way that makes them live their lives differently could also be as real as anything else, yes, sure, but here's the thing when a religion becomes institutionalized, many Things turn to shit, but what do you do?

I think I'm dying to know nothing, leave nothing out, it just takes a leap of faith to have a great attitude to see the bright side because there is certainly a lot on the sunny side of life. email yes, there's a banner cut out of your wigs there's a hand cut out of your wig talk with your hand oh that's right there seems to be a curious competitive attitude about religions like mine is better than yours what's up oh mine is better than yours I have a widget there you go you know what maybe talk to me to listen maybe I'll see the burning bush yeah I'll light a burning bush yeah look at it half of Los Angeles is already on fire it's that buyback Alicia Keys that girl is on fire has it ever been you?

I know the hose if someone used their word religion and said: I believe in something that makes me happier and makes me live my life better. Now you would be happy for the most important thing in the whole role. Would you be happy for them? Yes. Of course, I invented my own religion and it made me work harder, sleep better, cry less teachers, well, it's a big statement to say that it doesn't matter what it is, but as long as it's X, Y and Z, then it's good, No, but there are many religions. I think we'll know it has to be there, that's the problem.

I believe in dragons. We shouldn't wear jeans, but that happens all the time. There's a drag queen who wears jeans to a t-shirt cutoff meet and greet. Leave a visible happy trail if it's not you, why don't you drag me to the right? I'm here, drag it most of the time religion exists to give us a narrative of what happens after you to explain the unknown. What do you think is wrong with you? Oh, okay, I don't know, okay, in the Native American world we have something called the Great Spirit. Gaucho means we are all connected and scientifically when you die you go to earth and everything is connected to you.

Okay, to me that makes sense spiritually and physically, yes, so if a loved one passes away, if it comforts you to know that they are still here during your game, in fact, it is the dirt on your pantyhose right now, that is the Aunt Tammy festering. in your pantyhose that's why you're still here no, they're not even still with you it's you that's the truth that's the truth that's the truth I'm my aunt Tammy Exhibit Aha sometimes I know God is real because I want something I think about it and I say it like I want the editors of our magazine to show you a cameo, you're talking about the missing link, the missing piece of the puzzle, the third part of the Holy Trinity Father Son Holy Good Holy Trinity Davenport flying off the stage and into your heart that person is the two people who happen to be like the men of my dreams and we're not going to make them feel uncomfortable because they don't deserve it, please welcome Donald and Oscar, yes, Murray, them.

Aren't they microphones? They're not going to say anything, but look how cute they are and that's what they don't understand. They don't say a word well either, but they don't drag you through the mud, yes they are. I'm going to say the most sexist thing and they like to make out with you and marry you, they are more disgusting, they love us so think about what they want to do with real men and like they say in the Bible, love your hair, I hope you win, love your hair, I hope you man, you know if there was a Jesus and she had that beautiful long hair, she was like "love your hair, I hope you win, yeah, and then her hair would get caught in a Snapple mm-hmm, you know that sometimes she would pick him up." on a pony too and she liked Tommy, yeah