Undercover Lyft with Shaquille O'Neal

My favorite Lakers player is Kobe. You can't get out of the car! Are you not entertained? Don't you recognize what I've done as a Laker? What's wrong with everyone? This is Shaq, we're in Atlanta. This is Undercover Lyft and I'm the great Glowstache. My name is Charles. Nice to meet you Carlos. I'm Saika. Do you know what I do? What do you do for a living? Make bracelets. Do you make bracelets? Yes. Do you know what this is called? What is that called? It's called a steam bath. Because if you look inside you can see the steam, see?

My name is Pedro. Hello Pedro. I am from France. Angela. You speak French? Don't speak French. How are you? Well, I'm Heather. My name is Goose. My real job is being a police officer. I'm out of commission at the moment, but I'm still keeping an eye on things. Watch this. Illegal U-turn in the middle of the street. Luckily I don't have my badge, ma'am. What's up cousin! What is happening? Where are you from? I am from brazil. I went there once for a singing competition. Singing? “singing” I don't know this song. Do you like basketball? I recently got into basketball thanks to the Hawks.

Cawh, ahw. I had a friend who was a Hawks fan. You know what that is right? That's a dead hawk. A dead falcon? I don't know anything about basketball. Nothing? Nothing. Do you know about free throws? Spread your fingers. And then move on. Take care of your nails. I don't want you to get your nails done though. Do it 10 times. Three... again. Four… You know what? You just learned from the best free throw coach ever. I want to play ball but I run strange. My pants get stuck on my butt. You seem like the type to play basketball.

As if you could go down to the court a little bit. No friend. I had hoop dreams but they didn't work out. Did you chase them? You know, I used to chase trains when I was little. Did you... chase trains? I used to chase trains. You have a pretty... pretty rich backstory. Who is your favorite basketball player? I mean, I have to stick with Dikembe. No no no. No no no. Did he block everyone's shot? MMM. Has no one ever dipped it in their face? Not that I've seen it. Hey. Not that you've seen it. My favorite movie.

Kazam. Kazaam? It's a movie... It's a good one... No, no. It's everyone's favorite movie. Do you know how to rap? Let me listen to freestyle. I'll give you a beatbox. Ready? Rolling my Lyft with my dreadlock. We don't eat pasta. We wash our cars. Arrest. That's terrible, friend. I mean, let's look at yours. I'm fine, Drake. Je ne sais pas because I don't know, because I'm from France and I, I, I. Watcher, she's a renegade. She is brave, but deep down she is afraid of never letting him know. Steam room. Donuts. Ahhhhhhh. Yo, I wonder if you're Shaquille O'Neal now, man.

No man. For! My beard itches. Oh. Do I look familiar to you? Oh my God. Have you ever seen my face before? Oh Lord! Ah! It's me! I had a feeling. No you didn't! I didn't know it was you at all. I already discovered it. Like at the beginning, when I saw his wig, sir. I just traveled with Shaquille O'Neal's guys. You didn't know it was me, really? I really didn't. I'm about to brag to everyone today, look. I've come a long way since Kazaam.