Unboxing 16 Mystery Boxes

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, we have 16 of them to celebrate the 16th.

Now, some of these are

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that the team found on the internet and some they made themselves and I guess we'll find out when we open them. Yeah, look at this, this was like a treasure chest, you know what I turned it into? What are you doing now. There are a lot of things, so take a little. This right here says caution, so I should probably give it to you. Well, we'll be here for a while if all the boxes have so much stuff in them and then they're wrapped too. Hey, Rhett, look at this. a piece of wood looks like petrified wood homely this is jewel beetle wings this is a strange archaeological find this is this is a rock in a ziplock bag this is a damn dinosaur bone this is a domino made of made of bone and ebony Bret this is a fucking dinosaur bone pull it out have you seen one have you seen them all no, it's amazing this is your thing man did it I'm kidding I'm kidding I love dinosaur bones you can tell us the dinosaur bone because you We've got the marrow in the middle, pigs with teeth, these are all old things, we'll find out more about them later, but let's make sure we keep them together and put them in the box.

You already know the name of that mysterious box. Look, that was it. the box of rarities and that's fine and of course we bought it, we did, we didn't, here's a mink vertebra, mink vertebra, whoa, don't you see that every day you chew them and it clears the constipation of the whole game . doh mmm smell it please yes let's move on to the second mystery box of 16. Some people have entire channels where they do it. I'm sure this one was sent to us. Oh, it says: Is it Orbeez? Yes, he is in the Kirby box. Oh, that's what I call it.

It's war because yeah, oh, is there something hidden there? Only the boobies should know that this is going to happen. I tried to scare you less by pinching your hand. Yeah, don't put the cover on my song. The song will bite you. A little backtracking. Change something. Always go. get on the ground in the process now Orbeez can kill you good if you like it eat too many if you eat them before they grow once they grow I all you want in my experience I feel good okay stop touching the Orbeez Neal, okay, number three, this is literally a cardboard box, okay, we're acting like a kids birthday party, everything is yellow, those who have opened so many presents, they're over it, so everything is a yellow box, I really love yellow, that's not a good box no, it's a great box everything is yellow this who knew so many things could be yellow or white with a little video what is it is a return sports ball do you know what that means you return it I don't want this oh no I have a I have a get to be able to return this is going to return Hey look at my sports ball always my tough and jealous ball I always retreat here oh I think I have to take the right thing these are sunglasses these sunglasses They are convenient a trash can no, I threw them next to the trash can, oh look at this, a link box, okay, the mouse on my desk, the light bulb on top of my desk that I took out and put on my desk, the bean bag on my desk, the squishy toy on my desk, someone turn all the pins on my desk, which Lando did for me and told me to put, oh, look at that creepy, oblique creak bookmark, dude, that It's like the spinal cord man, yeah, yeah, hey, man, it's my, it's my return, it's a good returnable port.

I just lost. a souvenir so here, open this box, move on to something, a photo frame from my desk, this is from my library, a small storage, a wedding ring, how nice, this is a children's box, put this on new on my desk, these are cats, don't worry. It will come from somewhere to go do this or ask for it. They're all Chase Cats toys. Apparently it's fine. I'll put it back in the box where you chase. Alright. Take that every year. You can't play with a cat. It's strange, but. check that other box for you, okay, hope he gets a second ball return, can't get enough of that, my favorite t-shirt, all he needs is sunglasses.

I felt like it was Stevie's shirt. Stevie, you left your shirt, it's okay, we have plenty of copies. about that contact me about it thank you that's why this box is not designated as Mike oh it's baby secret but she's been crushed and listen guys it's legitimately stupid to treat baby secret that way she's a demon possessed dog do you think she's happy to have it? face in love like this she's fine she still works pull the cable and find out oh it's even creepier like this yes we know something new occurs to you it's that they crushed your head too hard don't talk so loud it comes out of it But by the way, yes, that's where all the babies talking to their brain come together.

I would like to sleep with whoever you want. A whisper at that door. Okay, I'll take this home and give you a Shepherd mystery bike, what does it look like? It was sent, it's going to open, yes, think of a return ball, you will never have to wonder where it is. I know it's at the end of the rope tied to my arm, so Jen box super Jen, can we open it? Oh, it's from James. Jim's not here. today just a case of gin so look at this it's an x-ray of something and then you have this guy and then of course what it is looks like a doctor like it's a sharp twist or something wait Guys I think This is, it's a photo of a ghost, no, there's some scissors right there, I don't need scissors and here it is, here's a photo of an old photograph, it's a skull of some kind.

I don't understand that it's a human skull that looks like a coyote or a dog, no no I don't understand why, although they are definitely real bones because all the bones are flaking off, that's part 2 of the first oddity box that was so like a bonus, oh, thank you, oh, two separate boxes were counted, we have sixteen, this is a box within a box, it's a pig chef with a broken here, it kind of makes me sad to return the balls, something makes me sad, doesn't respond very well. Okay, what else? How many are these? Technically it is not a box.

This is an email. This is the box number. What hello 11? Could these all be old Happy Meal toys? No, yes, no, it's GRU, the vagabond, the ninetieth, that's the pot of the nineties. I have some new kids trading cards on the block, yeah well there were only 5 of them, how many cards could there be? Oh my gosh, it's the Berenstain Bears. I'm going to open this up and it's written in a way that no one remembers how to spell it. which is the way it was spelled. I have Jordan's card because of the Mandela effect. I have Jonathan Knight's card and he is actually playing against a point guard who knew he had talent.

Are they still around? They were on tour again. Here's the names of this guy that's Jordan too right oh and then there's this guy well Susan to Danny then there's this guy the young man the young man sounded like he was the one with the loudest voice what's his name? Joe Joe bird Joe bird in the house the Berenstain Bears cards are not The cards are just little scenes with subtitles and then you have Mr. Wahlberg and himself, Donnie, are discovered when Donnie auditions for the new group. Producer Mari Starr knew she had found a star of her own.

Donnie was chosen to be the first new kid. Check out the rest of the new kids story in the next car, oh. Now you've lost count, oh, here's a result from the 90s, you want it. No, okay, move this way, it's open, someone else can put it there, this the box or D or D, yeah, it's usually a jump to this joke to or D or D to mummified. Egyptian cat penis, yeah that's cool, they were so relieved we got it, they were actually paying a Titian on our show, look at that mummified Egyptian cat painting, yeah, it looks like the longest, deepest, longest Oh right, we also have a Brian box. to be open Brian mystery Brian I open the box I will be mysterious Brian you here is one here is a blue box almost said here is a white box okay so we have some poop spray please go back to the bathroom oh this is getting running out of ideas box, yes it happens, we've been accused of it many times, so it's only fitting that we have a pop, it's the last one.

Please message me if you have any concerns or questions. I appreciate your purchase and hope you enjoy your Geoffrey treasures. I thought it was just there will be a bunch of notes, but it's actually just the guy whose box it is. Oh, my first concern, Geoffrey, is what an eyeglass chain is. Oh, it's for my glasses. I mean, this is like this is from a long time ago. Oh, look at this, look. this so what is that I don't know amulet it's an old compact oh this stuffing or a prize that's a mat I think ah look that's what goes in the center of your table well right here there on the table we can boil Efra le It made a hole, but I'm sure Geoffrey would be fine with it, now my in-laws have lots of wooden-like mats under their lamps and such.

Well, I have another question, Geoffrey, why do you think any man would want those? postcards from amazing lands too Geoffrey another concern is that you won't find everything in your box because of the way you packed it, you just pack things loosely in old newspapers let's call it that, I guess that's it, thanks Geoffrey speak up. of this, we have one last box, look what I found, I have some hair, I have some lips, it kind of stinks, get the mythical personal care collection available now at mythical calm