Unboxing 16 Mystery Boxes

Welcome to the mythical good Más Mirja Caloría We love to see them repeat that GMM merchandising. Shout out to Ren Suave. work you do in honor of your genius. I'm rocking merch both old and new and remember $16 for 16 hours t-shirts. I don't know I don't know if we didn't do more early on the first good mythical plus is we like to put on our website yeah that was a mistake and we opened some

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we got 16 of them to celebrate 16 now okay some of these are

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that the team found on the interwebs and some of them made and I guess we'll find out when we open them up yeah check this out this was like a treasure chest. there's a lot of stuff so just take a little bit of this right here it says caution so i should try Please give him that well we'll be here for a while if all the boxes have that much stuff and then they're wrapped too hey rhett , look at this piece of wood, it looks like petrified wood, homey, this is jewel beetle wings, this is crazy. archaeological find this is this is a rock in a ziplock bag it's a freaking dinosaur bone this is a domino made of made of bone and ebony Bret this is a freaking dinosaur bone take it out you've seen one you've seen them all isn't it amazing this it's your thing man you did it im kidding im kidding i love dinosaur bones can you tell us the dinosaur bone because you have the marrow in the middle there are pigs of teeth these are all ancient things we are going to find out more about them later but let's make sure of keeping them together and keeping them in the box, you know the name of that mystery box, see, that was the rarity box and it's all good and of course we bought it, we did it, we did it. there's some mink vertebrae mink vertebrae you don't see that ever The day you chew these and clear your constipation from all the putty mmm smell please yes let's move on to the second mystery box of 16 some people have full channels where they do it I'm sure this one was sent to us oh it says it's Orbeez yes it's in Kirby's box oh that's what I call war because yeah oh there's something hidden in there only boobies need to know that's going to happen I tried to scare you less by pinching you hand yes don't put my song-song cover will bite you some will recede change some will always go to the ground in the process now Orbeez can kill you if you like to eat too many if you eat them before they grow once you make me big anything you want in my experience i feel good stop playing the orbeez neal ok number three this is literally a cardboard box ok we are acting like a kids birthday party everything is yellow , they have opened so many gifts, they are kind. from above so it's all yellow box really i love yellow that's not a good box no it's a big box everything is yellow this who knew so many things could be yellow or white with a little video what is it is a sports ball of return you know what that means you return it i don't want this oh no i have a i have a get so i can return this is coming back hey look at my sports ball always my jealous hard ball i always retire here oh i think i have to take the right these are sunglasses these sunglasses are a convenient to trash can no i threw up next to the trash can oh look at this a link box ok the mouse on my desk the light bulb on top off my desk that i took out and put on my desk, the bean bag on my desk, the squishy toy on my desk someone turn all the pins on my desk what lando did for me and told me to put oh look at that a slant bookmark to dragged oblique crunch dude that's like spinal cord man yeah yeah hey man it's my it's my return it's a good returnable port I just lost a memory that's why here open the box happens to something picture frame on my desk this is from my library little storage wedding ring how cool this is a box for cursed kids put this back on my desk these are cats don't worry this will come from somewhere to go do this or ask for it this is all about cat chases toys apparently it's well i'll put it back in the box where you chase it's ok take that one every year you can't play with a weird cat but check out that other box for you're good i hope he gets a second ball back i can't get enough of that , my favorite shirt, all you need is sunglasses.

I felt like it was Stevie's shirt. Stevie, you gave up your shirt. that's why this box isn't designated mike oh it's a baby secret but it's been squashed and listen guys it's legitimately stupid to treat a baby's secret like that it's a demon possessed dog. she still works pull the cord and find out oh it's even creepier like this yeah we know making up something new is your head has been smashed in too hard don't talk so loud it's coming out of her ass by the way yeah that's where all babies who talk with their brains join in. i'd like to sleep with who you like a whisper at that door ok i'll take this home and give her a mystery bike from shepherd like it looks like it was sent it will open yeah think of a ball back if you never have to ask me where it is I know it's at the end of the rope tied to my arm so Jen box super Jen can we open it up?

Oh, it's from James. Jim's not here today, just a case of gin, so this is look at this, that's an X-ray. of something and then you have this guy and then of course what it is looks like a doctor like it's a strong twist or something guys I think this is an attempt it's a picture of a ghost no this is there are some scissors right there i don't need scissors and here it is here's a picture of a like an old photograph it's a skull of some kind i don't understand it's a human skull it appears to be a deer coyote or a dog no no i don't understand why although they definitely are real bones because all the bones are flaking out that's part 2 of the first box of rarities which was like a bonus oh thanks oh he counted two separate boxes we have sixteen this is a box within a box it's a pig chef with a broken here, it makes me sad. throwing balls back something something makes me sad it's not very responsive ok what else how many is this technically not a box this is a mail this is the box number away what hello 11 could be all the old Happy Meal toys no yes it's not GRU, the bum, the ninetieth, that's the nineties jackpot, oh look we've got some new kids on the block, trading cards, yeah well there were only 5 of them.

How many cards could there be? Oh my gosh, it's the Berenstain Bears. I'm going to open this up and it's written in a way that no one remembers. I have the Jonathan Knight card and he's actually playing to a base that he knew he had talent. Are they still around? on tour again here are the names of this guy that's also jordan right oh and then there's this nice guy susan and danny then there's this guy the young man the young man sounded like he had the loudest voice what's his name joe joe bird joe bird in the house the berenstain bear cards aren't cards they're just little scenes with subtitles then you have mr wahlberg and donnie himself gets discovered when donnie auditioned for the hot new group producer mari starr knew she had found a own star donnie was chosen to be the first new kid check out the rest of the new kid story in the next car oh now you've lost track oh here's a 90s result you want it.

Egyptian cat penis yeah nice they were so relieved we got it they were actually paying Titian on our show look at that mummified Egyptian cat painting yeah it looks almost the longest deepest longest oh Of course, we also have a Brian box that has. to be open Brian mystery Brian I open the box I'll be mystery Brian you here's one here's a blue box I almost said here's a white box ok so we've got some poo pourri spray please go back to the bathroom oh this is running out of ideas box yes we happen to have been accused of it many times so it's fitting that we have a pop this is the last this is please message me with any concerns or questions I appreciate your purchase and hope you enjoy your treasures Geoffrey I thought it would just be a bunch of notes but it's just the guy whose box is oh my first concern Geoffrey is a glasses chain oh it's for my glasses I mean this is like this is from a long time ago oh look at this look at this so what I don't know is an amulet it's an old compact oh this filler or a prize that's a mat I think oh look that's what goes in the center of your table well here there on the table we can boil Efra put a hole in it but surely Geoffre and i would be ok with that now my inlaws have a bunch of doilies like wood under their lamps and all good i have another question geoffrey why do you think any man would want those postcards of amazing lands too geoffrey another concern is that you're not gonna find everything in your box because of the way you packed it.

You just pack loose things in old newspapers. Let's put it like this. I guess that's it. Thanks Geoffrey speaking of that. We have one last box. hair has some lips has some stink get the mythical grooming collection available now in mythical calm