Unbelievable News Anchor Meltdowns

this right in I'm about to have a meltdown over mythical good morning some people watch the

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to catch up on politics others watch the

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to find out what kind of dangerous behavior their teenagers are engaging in right under their noses or if you're like Me, you watch the news exclusively to see randos come up behind reporters in the field and wave like idiots, while I watch the news to see

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s get fed up, throw out the story of the day, and be two years old. -old tantrum sighs meltdown live and on camera it's time to get it right, link.

I'll show you a short clip from a newscast and then we'll freeze the clip right before a collapse occurs and then you'll guess from multiple choice what really happened in the crisis, okay, guess correctly, so that's not what you're upset about, It's what happens when they collapse, it will be like what happens, there are different questions about the nature of the crisis, now, the cause of the crisis, okay, if I caress one you know if you caress me you want no matter what. pass but if you get this half of these right I have to use two full newscasts those were the only ones that was the other one covered a newspaper and if not You have to use them forever, mythical, more oh yeah, that's going to be fun, okay, here let's go first, we have Isaiah continuing the assignment for Cork Channel four in Little Rock, Arkansas, let's take a look at what really happened that Thursday here at Augusta High School. school that led to Chris Wood's death, what happens next: a bird poops on Isaiah's head, causing him to completely collapse.

Keith, a soccer ball flies over the fence and hits Isiah in the head, causing him to freak out and yell at the local kids. He sees an insect fly in. Isaiah's mouth leads to a rude rant to D. He receives an alert that he was outbid on a vintage Hello Kitty doll on eBay and bursts into tears. Okay, then you'll show me one of these looks of yes. I am guaranteed to be happy. no matter what I choose well yeah and then you'll pet me oh god I think a bug flies into Isaiah's mouth which leads to a great field rant okay let's find out what really happened that Thursday here in the Augusta High School that took Chris.

Wood's death, I'm done, in contrast, the upper part of the city flying in my mouth, yes, I can't see Paula, good God, this country mother. Wow, yes, you were right, link, that was a lot, the mistake had a life-changing quality, yes, yes, it must have been a magical mistake, well, fun fact, a girl from Augusta High School won the title of Miss country -ass of that year. I couldn't understand that she said they said country-ass, oh she did, yeah our next crisis comes from famous sportscaster Chris Berman, okay it was Monday. The night on ABC he met some football he was a Bruin, but it was also a crisis, how look, I mean, it's not so much asking, I have no idea, he said he asked for something, he didn't think it was much, which apparently he didn't understand What is Chris? melting because there was no coffee available and it was a five-hour shoot because the people behind the camera moved around to distract him.

Look, they added a silly sound effect to a dropped capture. D. There were not three exact replicas of him. in his dressing room one made of cheese, one made of bread and one made of salami, I mean, it's not asking too much or asking too much, ah man, I think it's people moving behind the camera because that distracts me, you have to stop. that's my answer I'm doing television and I got the eighteenth God, not everyone can stop for ten minutes. I mean, everyone seems like that's the one. Everyone, can we hit Jesus Christ? I mean, it's not too much to ask, it's when everyone has to do it. move what I'm trying to focus minutes so rude I can't believe he said that God why does everyone suddenly have to move that to 15 hours to move? wait 10 minutes.

I really, actually can't believe what I just saw no, no, it's like no one here has ever worked in television before. I mean, at first I thought it was funny and then I thought, oh, let's start feeling bad for everyone, you know, I want to apologize, guys, move as much as you want. dances, jigs and all kinds of things. I don't care if he's so upset because people are moving. Why do you advertise sports? Well, think about it. Yes, okay, being a meteorologist is hard work. You have to stand in front of a fake. map and be right in what you say at least 20% of the time let's see CNN's Chad Meyers in action reporting on Hurricane Katrina and then fill it in a little with some air, okay, okay, we got some air in the equation, I don't have a There's a lot to go on here, but why is Chad about to freak out?

Hey, he forgets the name of the hurricane and says naming hurricanes is stupid. B, the weather map temporarily disappears and causes the head of CNN, whoa, look, the news

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interrupts him, causing him. to scream let me talk or D he reveals his ex wife's name was Katrina and calls her a really cold front oh oh god I hope it's C because I want to see him he'll just let me talk okay kinda full . with a little air it's lower Chad but Neil let me talk Here I'm late I'm Feroz I don't know what that means what that is why would you let me talk get under a hurricane okay Thanks Chad it's okay I'm just having fun this one did it Tomorrow no, he wasn't just having fun with you no because that's what I fixed it oh yeah, you can tell Matt, yeah, they have some tension.

I think there could be a category 5 hole, very late. three times three you already won. I'd wear them, but I'd make the rest of the game depend on hey, oh, here we go, next one. We have Tom Dickerson, aka Tailgate Jones, on the streets of Texas, as he reports for ABC 13. Houston, roll up that tape, as you can see, there's construction going on here, okay, Natalie, yes, there's construction going on here. construction going on, causing Tom Dickerson, aka Tailgate Jones, to break down over the fact that he is reporting on heavy traffic in a city where there is always a lot of traffic. traffic be the fact that she's reporting on the same construction that makes her own commute unbearable ooh look at the fact that she's reporting on a bridge and thinks it's ugly or D that she wants to audition for SNL but Lauren said she had a face for the traffic, that would explain his panic because he was really shocked by his own trip, but I think he is actually angry with himself because he mentions the heavy traffic, but there is always heavy traffic to make a story they will make. a story about what, as you can see, there's construction going on here, they've done some digging, there's water backed up, the privates are backed up, and the city the size of Houston is always fighting, so what's the problem?

What are we going to do here? What ending are we doing here? That air? The guy went crazy. Well, men are seeing it. He didn't like his homework. He may be right, although yes, you did hit his queen, sweet man. Yeah, I think by doing it here. it means living in Houston that's my interpretation of that okay for our next big collapse let's go to the great white north specifically British Columbia this is global news meteorologist Christine Orden doing the climate ghetto Kristi will be a gradual drying trend for them Still today , although there will be significant rain on the way, significant rain on the way, what else is on the way?

A scared man, a coworker dressed as Jason Voorhees scares her from behind because it's Halloween, because there are two dogs loose in the studio, which is not good because she's allergic, she sees a giant spider appear on the green screen background behind from her because of technology or Dean Nickelback showing up to play his hit song because I can't get enough of that right now as an aspiring weather woman, I know. How do green screens work and there's nothing back here, it's over there or there so there's not a spider back there that won't scare you, that's all I'm saying, okay, two dogs and an allergy, that's it, It's a problem, but I think it's simple, I think it's Halloween and the producer thought they mixed it up a little.

Trying to increase the ratings didn't work, but it's a good link, you don't know exactly how a green screen works, let's see yet. today though there is significant rain on the way and for our area so oh my gosh that was creepy oh of course he had to be right on my head so she was looking over here and freaked out, I guess, because he saw everything. I know about green screens and meteorologists, well she had the cameraman take the green screen, put it in a cup and take it outside, come on, it's not really there, oh okay, like the sweep queen was dead, but you can do it right. just out of pride, finally, the seven stars of the Jordanian television networks had two journalists for a lively debate on the Syrian crisis, check them out, open them with someone there even in the middle of Xavier, finally in his fan, Howard, who Olivia Oh, okay, you might have a hard time deciphering that right, I won't understand any of it, but what happens next, the debate gets so heated that one of the men's storms offsets itself and knocks down the cheap background behind them. .

One of the men throws his cup of coffee at the other. Wow, I see both men try to lift and throw the table at each other or one of their mustaches moves and flies away shouting I'm free look if both men try to lift the table then it's like a raised table, yeah right, really I want to see that attempt. to lift a table Oh God, you really want to see that. I don't think that's my answer, but that's what I want to see. I think it's a but I want it to be seen, so eh, okay, what you wanted to see was correct every time.

Now as I close my eyes to go to sleep I'm just going to repeat that in my mind, well that was beautiful, here's the thing when it was translated, turns out they were just arguing about the location of the table that the guy tried to kick in one moment. Like it didn't matter, you won and thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, you know what time it is, it's Mitch and I'm Chelsea, we were just Diane Sessional Park driving through Penguin Utah, it's time to spin the wheel of mythology, there we weigh. in penguin painted in the desert, click on the link above to see us play soft appetizers edition of famous headlines and good mythical more and if I know which way the wind of the calendars goes keep your friends close and your phone closer with the plugs mythical pop and gmm available now in the mythical point store