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Trump in the U.K. Day 2: 75,000 Protesters and One Weird Tuxedo | The Daily Show

Jun 22, 2022
Today was the second day of President Trump's visit to the UK. And last night, the world's cutest White Walker, her Majesty the Queen, hosted an official state dinner in honor of Trump's favorite thing: himself. MAN: The President's first day ended in style with a dinner at Buckingham Palace, surrounded by royalty, the finest china, crystal and silver gilt on display for the President and 170 other guests. The president praising the queen. A great, great woman. MAN: But possibly breaking royal protocol when she seemed to touch her back as he got up. When he put her hand on the back of Her Majesty the Queen… Just don't touch the queen! "That's right.
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You... you just don't touch the queen! You don't touch the queen!" These people need to calm down the (beep), okay? Donald was just being nice. If Trump really wanted to break protocol, I don't think he would turn the queen's back. (laughter, groans) You guys need to calm down. Besides, I think England is taking it too far with the whole protocol-breaking thing about the queen. Like, there are so many different rules, random rules about being close to royalty. Like, for example, did you know that you are not allowed to turn your back on the queen? Yeah. That's crazy.
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So everyone is, like, backing out of rooms, like bumping into statues on the way out. (laughs) It almost looks like the queen is a creepy beer or something. (in a British accent): "Only, if you turn your back," she'll attack her, okay? "Also, don't leave trash around her. She'll get in it." Here is one of the craziest. Here it is... It is a rule that asking the queen personal questions is strictly prohibited. Yeah. Which I bet they just put in her place, because otherwise, someone might look at the queen and say, "What exactly are you doing here anyway?
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Why am I paying taxes for you to live in a palace?" " So, look man, I don't think Trump touching the queen was offensive. What was offensive was Trump's outfit for the big dinner. (Laughter) I mean, people, what's up with this

tuxedo

? (laughs) How can a man have access to the nuclear codes but not a tailor, huh? (laughs) What is this? (cheers and applause) What... what's that? For example, I knew that Robert Pattinson was cast as the new Batman, but now I guess we also know who will play the Penguin. What is that suit?! (Laughter) And while Trump spent the night being hugged by the royal family, there was a… there was a completely different party outside the next day.
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MAN: This morning in London, huge protests against a president who is deeply unpopular here. Thousands taking to the streets of London. WOMAN: Some Brits are making their dislike for him clear. The giant projection, side by side, of his UK approval ratings and those of former President Barack Obama. Or the USS McCain hat. We saw a return of the so-called "Baby Blimp Trump." That's a big version of Donald Trump, an inflatable one of him, uh, in a diaper. -(laughs) -Oh, wow. Man, the British

protesters

are no joke. Tens of thousands protesting against Trump, and this was in the rain.
I know it's a summer day for them, but that's not the point. -(Laughter) And you know what's really interesting about Britain is that even conservative Brits don't like Trump. He is really

weird

. I mean pro-Brexit people who share many of his views. They'll say, "There are too many fucking immigrants. It's time to close our borders." And you'll say, "So you guys like Trump?" "Oh, God, no, not him, not him, no, no, no. He's the worst immigrant of all." Now, obviously, the British

protesters

are taking to the streets to make Trump feel unwelcome in the UK, but for Trump, the protests are like Eric: he just pretends they don't exist.
As for the protests, I have to tell you…even coming today, there were thousands of people cheering. And then I heard that there were protests. I said, "Where are the protests?" I don't see any protest. I saw a small protest today when I came. Very small. So a lot of it is fake news. -(laughter, screams, groans) -Oh, man. Oh man. Trump is adorable, man. Come on, huh? Because, like, he doesn't come up with an excuse-- he gives you all of them, and you can choose which one you like best. Hey? It's like, "People were cheering. "I don't see any protest.
I saw a small protest, "but it was a false protest, and I didn't see it, -I didn't see it." -(laughter) (applause, cheers) Now...contrary...contrary to what the president said, the protests were not small, okay? It is estimated that tens of thousands of people marched through the streets, which is not little. Like, how come Trump always gets this wrong? Right? First his takeover and now this? It's almost like Trump is dyslexic, but only for the size of the crowd. -(laughs) And also because of the words. And here's the thing, people in the UK weren't protesting just because they hate Trump, okay?
They are also against a possible UK-US trade deal that would bring US insurers into Britain's healthcare system, which they don't want. And today, President Trump was asked about this at a press conference, and his response wasn't exactly reassuring. MAN: Do you agree with his ambassador that the whole economy needs to be on the table in any future trade talk...a trade deal, including the NHS? I think we're going to have a great trade deal, yes. I think we are going to have an excellent and very comprehensive trade agreement. Look, I think everything related to the trade agreement is on the table.
When you... when you're negotiating, everything is on the table. So NHS or whatever. Or much... much more than that. But everything will be on the table, absolutely. Well. Obviously, Trump has no idea what they are talking about. -(laughs) -And he's doing a good job of hiding it. It's like, "Look, everything is on the table. "NHS. NHL. DTF. Everything on the table. It's all there, it's all on the table." I mean, Theresa May had to give her the answer directly. In fact, now that she's leaving office, maybe that could be her next job. Yeah. Just standing next to President Trump , everywhere I go, explaining shit to her, you know, just say, "The G7 is an alliance" of international superpowers. "Hey, that woman is the Prime Minister of New Zealand. "Uh, that's a salad.
Yeah. (Laughter) It's... it's made of vegetables." (as Trump): "Vegetables? What are those?" (as May): "Uh, um, you know McDonald's fries?" (as Trump): "Yeah, I love them." (as May): "It-it's the 'before'." (as Trump): "So the French Fry Mom..." (as May): "Yeah, it's the Mom. It's the French Fry Mom." (as Trump): "Wow! loves!"

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