Trump Tries To Project Leadership As Coronavirus Spreads Across U.S.
Mar 05, 2020In addition to yesterday's election, it was also another big night for the
coronavirus
and I'll tell you all about it in our new, hopefully soon-to-be-cured, segment going viral today. Trump met with airline executives and told them that he had been followingcoronavirus
safety guidelines. and he admits it's been hard, I haven't touched my face and weeks, weeks, you haven't touched your face in years, your face has been quarantined by a thick layer of bronzer, now antibacterial is what it is now , with more cases appearing in New York. The City of York is upping its prevention game by promising to regularly disinfect the subway every 72 hours, so rest assured that the puddle of urine you sat in is no more than three days old.The World Health Organization is helping by debunking myths about the coronavirus on its website. They say that spraying alcohol all over your body will not kill viruses that have already entered your body. Okay, that's important. Spraying alcohol on the outside of your body doesn't affect the viruses inside, so let's get this where it's needed. The tickling means it's working on something else. don't go too far with that, another thing that won't help much is evidently a mask that the Surgeon General himself tweeted angrily about. Seriously, people stopped buying masks, they are not effective in preventing the general public from contracting coronavirus, but healthcare providers can do it.
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Failure to care for sick patients puts them at risk in our communities. It's a good message. I understand, but that tone is more casual and angrier than you would want from the Surgeon General of the United States. It got even stranger when he raged posted this angry catman Now, aside from our nation's mask makers, there is another industry that is profiting from the contagion and that is pornography, specifically a website we can't name but which serves as a hub for various types of pornography because it is the latest trend. in online titillation it's coronavirus porn, of course, every time we have an epidemic, someone has to turn it into porn, that's what the 1862 classic fucking for loves gave us, another, another is Nickelodeon, you had to put your face like this, another.
The unforeseen victim of the coronavirus is the wonderful world of sport: they have already had to cancel the world indoor athletics championship at the Chinese Grand Prix and the Tokyo marathon usually attracts thirty-five thousand participants, but this year only allowed three hundred elite runners. which is the only reason I'm standing here right now instead of running the Tokyo Marathon, which I totally would have done. The American pastime baseball is also affected in Japan, preseason games are played in empty stadiums, but here in the United States Major League Baseball. is getting ready updating the lyrics for the seventh inning stretch just stay home and don't go to the ball game, boy, away from the crowd.
Oh buy me some Purell and facial mass, if you get it you'll bleed out of your ass, oh wait maybe that's Ebola or I might be thinking about SARS. There are many diseases, so stay.
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