Trump Takes India | The Daily ShowFeb 27, 2020
President Donald Trump is still not used to saying that he flew 8,000 miles last night for his first state visit to India, now Trump is in India partly to negotiate a trade deal and partly to get his copy of the Kama Sutra signed. Yes, Trump and Melania used that book. all the time his favorite position is the one where she's on top and he's not in the room now you might be wondering how a country full of brown people would react to a visit from donald
trumpwell it turns out from the moment
trumparrived it was love at first sight president trump just arrived this morning for a two day visit the president received what is called the king's welcome orchestrated by the
indian prime minister the president led a crowded rally of over a hundred thousand people to make america great again
indiastyle rally they even criticized the macho man before the president took the stage and when he
showed affection for the prime minister of india the president is overwhelmingly popular here in India or its pro-business, tough anti-terrorism image is much admired.
I really like Prime Minister Modi. He says that between the stadium and the airport we will have around seven million people, so it will be very exciting. Seven million people came out. watching Trump go from the airport to the stadium is impressive, although to be fair, it's also India, there are seven million people between any two locations, the line at Indian Starbucks is seven million people, there are Indian Brides right now, no we are like dad i just want a small wedding no more than seven million people only Anushka's first cousins but it is true Donald Trump is very popular in India ok some like him for his anti muslim rhetoric Others like him for his business savvy and whatnot. they like it because their skin looks like tikka masala India is so funny Donald Trump they went above and beyond for their visits to India's famous Taj Mahal the workers paint fir trees and polish the roads are renewed and nearby, the Yamuna river grows as it flows Millions of liters of water are released to cover its fetid and polluted smell. it's so hard to impress trump that they are building new roads, cleaning dams and even building a wall to hide their slums and you know trump must love that it's the way you see they built a wall and i haven't seen a single mexican. works well now India cleaning up its rivers and streets for Trump may seem extreme but if you think about it this is basically what guys do every time a girl says she is coming over yeah you make the bed pick up your clothes hide all your garbage in the closet. then he calls and says he can't make it and you like to host so i flushed the toilet for nothing so clearly india is trying to give trump a memorable experience however there was a little culture shock that trump had to face. with Donald Trump is in India this morning but could be forced to do without his favorite foods of burgers and steaks and his prime minister Narendra Modi, a devout vegetarian, plans not to serve the president meat during his visit a person familiar with the president's habits Trump's food officials have told the media that they are concerned about how he will deal with the lack of meat, saying that they have never seen him eat a vegetable.
I honestly don't know what's weirder. really worried about how it's going to go because you realize the news wasn't even sarcastic it wasn't like haha the president has to eat vegetables they were like you if donald trump eats broccoli he could die so this is going to be hard for Trump and you know what he was thinking is that what is worse for him is that cows are so sacred in India that they are allowed to roam the city so you can imagine how hard it will be for him that he has not eaten meat beef. for two days and then he'll start seeing cows in the streets and he'll say oh my gosh I'm freaking out all the cows I've eaten have come back to my heart sorry cows sorry but I will. say I'm impressed because despite the beef issue Trump is making the most of his trip to India, in fact he even made an effort to
showIndians how much he respects them by trying to speak their language and came out as good as you Would think India welcomes us to the biggest cricket stadium in the world right here in a bad namaste chaiwalla Gujarat Sardar Patel ashram suChin Tendulkar Gujarat Goa Diwali like great religious teacher Swami VV come on what's up Oh, even if that pronunciation was correct that facial expression was so bad it looked like the most exercise i'd gotten in decades like come come come ok that's my steps for the day i die oh man , now this was really interesting after trump slaughtered half the hindi dictionary indian twitter l most of their minds the right people came as a friend it's not namaste it's namaste who ruins No Mas this is not e It's a moose day but to those Indians I say please don't be mad, Trump may not be able to pronounce Hindi words but he also can't pronounce English words so he is an equal opportunity offender and Plus, think about it, it would have been a lot scarier if Trump had been fluent in Hindi. after hairstyling under a trainer trainer for TI Bigley so that was day 1 of president trump's trip to India and you know what I'm proud of the present I'm so proud of him for teaching us a valuable lesson and that doesn't matter how old he is you still have you can go to new places make new friends and have new amazing experiences like eating a carrot for the first time and to that I say namaste
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