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Trump's Border Wall: A Four-Year Saga | The Daily Show

Dec 22, 2021
do for a long time: declare a national emergency to get billions of dollars that Congress wouldn't give him to build his

border

wall

. Now the battle is moving to the courts with challenges coming from the

border

states, landowners and others, and they are already pointing to this impressive admission. - I didn't need to do this, but I would prefer to do it much faster. - Wait, wait. Then Trump admitted that he did not need to declare an emergency. Are you doing it just to save time? That negates the whole argument of his. It would be like a pilot coming out of the cockpit with a parachute and saying, "Look, I don't have to open the emergency door, but we're right above my house and I don't want to fight traffic.
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Thanks." for flying Spirit Airlines." (audience applauds) But look, it's arguable, but Trump clearly thinks that Mexicans crossing the border is a national emergency. So, in response, the United States has to build a

wall

, which is a Very gradual response to an emergency. Like "Sir, they're invading. Should we mobilize our tanks and call in air strikes?" "No, no, no. Bring your best masons. In three to five

year

s, they'll regret invading us." So look, Trump knows this isn't the end of the border wall fights, right? Because it's a national emergency, this statement will be challenged in the courts.
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And we know he knows this, because he wrote a song about it. - We'll have a national emergency and then we'll be sued and sued in the Ninth Circuit, even though it shouldn't be there, and possibly give us a bad decision, and then we'll give us another bad decision, and then we'll end up in the Supreme Court, and we hope they give us a fair deal, and we win in the Supreme Court, just like prohibition, they sued us in the 9th circuit and we lost, and then we lost in the appellate division, and then we went to the Supreme Court and won. -Okay, that was super weird.
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Why are you talking like that? It seems like they're adjusting it automatically, but it's very addictive. I don't think I can stop now Someone help me. But, despite As crazy as his speech was, I think we should at least be thankful that he used it to talk about the wall and not a natural disaster. Imagine if he took it out for the first time, after a giant earthquake. He was saying: there was a big earthquake, a lot of people were trapped, we'll do the best we can but expect the worst, I'm not going to go through with it, but even if her husband survived, his face has been duly smashed and all disgusting. (upbeat music) Moving on to my favorite story of the

year

and possibly my favorite story of my entire life. - Barbed wire with the barbed wire used to reinforce the US-Mexico border is being stolen and sold by Tijuana residents for their protection due to the city's high crime rate, according to authorities.
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Some homes in the area were also seen with the same barbed wire added for an extra layer of protection, but residents refuse to say where they got the material. (audience laughs and cheers) - Oh no, sorry guys. This is crazy. You heard it right: Mexico is stealing the wall. (audience laughs) Oh man, I wish I was there when Donald Trump saw this story on the news. Knowing him, he'd probably say, "They did what? Nancy, I'm going to need you to locate another $8 billion for me. We're going to need another wall to protect the first one." And I mean, now if they're stealing barbed wire for their houses, they might as well steal the whole wall below, right?
Because no one has ever thought of that. They were like, "America will build a wall." No one ever thought that Mexico would steal it. (Audience laughs) Like the Mexicans are

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ing off their new home security system, like "I built a wall around my house and Donald Trump paid for it." (audience laughs and applauds) At this rate, Trump will end up building all of Tijuana, you know. They are going to start sending requests from Mexico. They'll say, "You know, what's really good at keeping us out, Mr. Trump? Yeah, garage doors, man." You should put them on the edge.
Those who bend Yes, they scare us. Almost as much as patio furniture, man." (upbeat music)

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