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Trump’s 2020 State of the Union | The Daily Show

Feb 20, 2020
you vote It's a completely complicated system where you spend hours walking around and building coalitions in a hot gym. Know? It's like a high school dance without the possibility of a handjob. -(laughs) -And...and apparently, when there's a tie, that's when the rules get really silly. There are 11 delegates to divide, and you can't divide them in half, so the fairest way to decide is to flip a coin. call heads or tails. -WOMAN: Okay. -WOMAN 2: Cross. (unintelligible speech) -Okay... -(laughs) It's... it's bad enough breaking ties with a coin toss, but he looked like this guy.
trump s 2020 state of the union the daily show
He didn't even know how to do... toss a coin. . No... you can't have people that young throwing coins. They don't use real money anymore. We're lucky he didn't open Venmo on his phone and throw it into the air. -(laughs) What was that? (Applause) So the Iowa caucuses were a disaster, and it never would have happened if Democrats hadn't tried to rely on that fancy new app. Fortunately, however, fortunately... there's another hot new solution that just emerged from Silicon Valley that may fix voting for good. WOMAN: Introducing the latest in voting technology, which has been thousands of years in development.
trump s 2020 state of the union the daily show

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Meet... paper: the latest innovation in vote counting. It is only half a millimeter thick, fits in your pocket and holds its charge forever. Paper has an easy-to-use interface for election officials of any age, with cutting-edge technology. Really avant-garde. (gasps) Ahh. Available in mini and pro models. Best of all, it's hacker-proof and always outperforms the rock. PAYPR. Why complicate things? I can't wait for the future.
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