Trevor Noah Rides a Pain Rollercoaster While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot OnesFeb 27, 2020
painwhy no good memories this ain't the bomb this is rubbish hey what's going on with everyone at the first week party? we're joined by
noahhe's the host of the emmy award winning daily show on comedy central he's also written a new york times bestseller it's called warner crime stories from a childhood in south africa
noahwelcome to the show thank you very much for inviting me you once tweeted that starting the day with chicken
wingsis like pouring paraffin on a ferrari so I assume you can handle your heat man I don't even know why I'm here to be h
onest with you I love chicken
wingsI like hot food, but when it comes to competition, that's never a good idea.
Any attempt to eat hot food that you have made has ended very badly. it's like a tingle in the t the ip of your tongue, you know, so when we had Charlize Theron on the show, she gave us a crash course in Afrikaans and taught me to say yo, massa puss, like someone, okay, It's okay, he's someone who speaks seven languages. Can you give me a Zulu phrase that I can incorporate into my everyday life, would you use it for your show, yes which means I'm hungry oh you need that all the time, what South African delicacy do you think deserves more sparkle? slap chips bunny chow or biltong biltong i think biltong deserves a lot more shine because here's the thing bunny chow i've seen versions of it around the world you know people eat bread i put some curry in it i've seen some version of that uh French fries I mean it's like when you know it's not French fries it's bigger chunks of potato that have been cooked you know but biltong is amazing man it's like I remember when I came to America and someone said to me have you tried the jerky and it's rubbish? rubbish i don't care what you are that jerky is rubbish it has a lot of like sodium and stuff and i eat sugar and why do you have sugar in your meat what do you eat what is this
whilebiltong is just spiced beef jerky it's the most delicious thing you've ever tasted eaten if you eat it right i guess the name too bill tong right thats not a sexy name you know what i mean like if your girlfriend told you tonight i you bill tong it would be like i had plants see see is the brand that it's the problem, no, it's a nice taste, i can taste the pineapple, so you're a self-described roller coaster who dreams of riding the best thrill
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trevor noah rides a pain rollercoaster while eating spicy wings hot ones...
What has been your most harrowing experience at an amusement park? I went and rode Harry Potter outside. um universal i think it's i love roller coasters and the harry potter ride is one of the best and the ride stopped in the middle and first i said oh this is part of the ride it's crazy and i said no no it's not something wrong, yes, and then you just hang up the re and then you go what happens now you're like on a plane they tell you hey if something falls it's going to fall you're going to do something you lower your head and you know that if they don't tell you anything before mountains russian have fun be that tall and have fun how do you solve for example if someone got on a ladder and pressed a button or just started moving again after a
whileit started moving and i was with a friend mine who is terrified of any kind of ride and his screams scared me because at first I was like we'll be fine and he was like and then I was like we're going to die we're going to die this is like you have to contact fear It's you, you know, it's like in the movies terror i feel like half the fear is the person who is yelling you know if everyone is calm like we could die i'll get over it but the fear of contact is what terrifies me let's see shaquanda hits the sides of the tongue real good like in the sauces till now it looks like it does have an oka and flavor i'm still on the classic i mean it's winning for me right now we'll take it so since we took over the daily show there's been a massive explosion in the number of shows that have political commentary and satire at its core.
Do you think this snowballing of political pundits is helping us to think more clearly and be more informed or do you think it might be having the opposite effect oh that's interesting I think it's good you know I think it's good to have as many shows as possible possible, especially programs that cater to young people you've known for so long that people have made it seem like politics is what you do when you're old, but politics affects your whole life, in fact, I feel like it should be the other way around, i feel like old people should be like i don't care i'm almost done it's weird to me that i eat super old people like i'll vote and change this world that i'll be leaving soon why would you care if i was old i wouldn't mind being in mountains russians driving me crazy Did Jon Stewart give you any advice on how to avoid becoming that angry old man who yells at the clouds?
Oh no, he said it was going to happen. John said I'm leaving because I'm old and angry and you're young and happy. um enjoy it while it lasts that was his advice his advice was like you know try to enjoy it for as long as you can dont let anger be your main emotion you want people to tune in so I'm not angry at the end anymore of the show and that's what I try to do and I think an unintended consequence is that there are a lot of super funny comedians that seem less interested in doing the lighthearted entertainment that they used to do, right?
Do you believe that? is that sad in a way or is it naive to expect anything different, well i think people forget that comedians are human beings that we live in the world you know so to jim gaffigan super funny guy, he doesnt like to talk about politics but at some point its going to be like i have to say something ricky gerv ais someone else hates to talk about politics but at some point even he was like guys lets act like this aint happening , so I understand why some people say: oh my favorite comedian started talking about politics, it's like yeah, but maybe it's because politics has started to affect your favorite comedian that's probably what it is you know what kind of name is that lucky dog year of the dog chili thai i dont think chai is
spicyever has a good dance on your tongue alright thats my favorite
spicyfood the one that dances on your tongue yeah you just want like if you knew that you want to be like or Friday stairs dancing on your tongue, okay, good, good spicy food, so when we had Bill Burr on the show, he said stand up. -up in new york is like performing at a women's college and i'm curious from your perspective, do you find audiences in the US more or less sensitive than what you find internationally or do i think ju care about them differently stuff.
I think it depends where you go. You know I've gotten rid of categorizing America as a giant. You know, a monolith. When I came here, I had those ideas. I realized. Now America is basically 50 countries disguised as one, even in New York, like going from Long Island to Brooklyn, the audiences are completely different. I always say this with comedy. Everyone thinks a joke is funny until it's a joke on them. hot
onesall say yeah that's cool until they're the ones
eatingthe food and they're like this this ain't cool man it ain't cool hot ones always hesitate to say how hot or not it's something sometimes it sneaks in you that he's a guy who's been around hot food before that's a veteran take it cool trevor we have a recurring segment on our show called explains that graham where we do a deep dive on our guest instagram he takes cool pics who need more co. ntext so i'll get the laptop out i'll show you the picture just tell me the bigger story does it sound good is it ok laptop please this is just from my instagram not my pawn hub account yeah , yes, no, only from your instagram, okay? but i found out it's you at the Met gala with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend so that photo was actually one of my favorite moments because I had just arrived in America and I really liked the daily show and this was one of my first outings I had no idea what this was or who these people were you're like you're looking at all the celebrities and people always think you should become a celebrity overnight no no there are levels there are levels like that that you like to walk into a place and then if you see rihanna it's not like you should be like hey ree how you doing girl? she was like hey you're the one who takes over the daily show and i said yes and she said don't and i said uh ok she says no im kidding come here you have friends like no , i dont have any friends but i wanna say yes but not in uh mecca and she says come on come on hang out with us how are they doing they are the nicest people you ever had yeah john and chrissy they are like the nicest celebrities you will ever have. meeting in his life so that's what that epic nights picture was talking about that's lewis hamilton's world championship trophy i think it was in austin but he's a friend of mine he's a world championship formula one racing driver and really one of the best we have. seen in a generation of amazing drivers in the wet which is really hard to do especially in formula one he was racing in austin he said hey you want to come watch the race?
I hope to win the championship and I was like yeah ok I'll come and go and he won and then when we went down to congratulate him they were like do you want to hold the trophy I was like yeah of course I want to hold the trophy trust me with the trophy and we we said yes we trust you with the trophy and now they don't know where the trophy is detroit hellfire i would say this is my favorite like the full flavor of a hot sauce you know so far it has a beautiful body it accentuates the chicken that that's a good taste man that's really good so the title of your book born of crime refers to the fact that as someone who had a black mother and a white father you were enacting a crime that could have been punishable by up to five years in prison, right?
You've raised an interesting point. about how you somehow prefer racism in South Africa compared to racism in the United States, right? How do you explain that to someone who thinks all racism is the same? Well you know what you have to think of this way think of racism as hot sauce you know the there's a little bit of hot sauce where they tell you it's hot sauce but you can't really say you know you put it on your tongue it doesn't happen but maybe tomorrow when you go to the bathroom you'll be like oh that was hot salsa i don't like that i want to know when it's happening is this hot salsa you get what i'm saying yeah so yeah i grew up in a world where people were blatantly racist for the most part if they were and then you know what I like about that is I know where we stand we can work on that I can talk to you as a person I can try to figure out where your racism started or what makes you more racist and then we can move forward the hardest person to try and change is someone who doesn't believe they are racist or engages in racist ideas that are not outright because then you know what I mean someone says I'm not racist a, I'm not racist at all, I just think sometimes black people know them, good luck man, that's that day after the heat. uce day after hot sauce racism i dont need that in my life trinity scorpio oh lord here we go good oh good um i just wanna not breathe yeah hot sauces feeling your nose yeah right away mmm oh oh man do you feel i feel that this is a hot sauce i dont even even it's not even on your tongue it's burning the top of your mouth why should you be on the top of your mouth itchy? this is unnecessary so you seem to have a real knack for interviewing people whose opinions are diametrically opposed in these tribal times what advice do you have for talking to someone with whom you share almost no common ground?
I think the key is to listen to our instinct as human beings is to first tell a person why they're wrong, but I think if you listen to them you can kind of understand where they're coming from and then maybe that can give you a little insight or a way to finding common ground that can then lead you to another place that takes you feel your time right now uh your tongue is starting to tingle but you know sometimes there's an expectation from the audience that you'll like body punching of this person or destroy it in this debate if you come on my show as a guest, I will treat you accordingly. you know i don't want to destroy you i want to commit to you and i think i think most of the time as people if you have ideas that you believe in you should be willing to participate or you should be willing to test those ideas against someone you don't agree with hitting i'm hitting you're hitting the water the water helps so i always have this thing when i hit the water i know the fans are big that actually makes things worse it spreads though its thoughts no i know i know but i like huh there's a bunch of insufferable hot sauce experts who are always hitting me with tips so you might be trying them sometimelevel but I also think psychologically which I think is more important anyway water helps me for some reason I know it goes against science but in my brain that's how it works ok ok alright this next is bomb beyond insane man ok oh this is horrible oh lord oh this is what this is there ain't no food it's beyond insane but there's no food oh man i got that weed cough oh man now that you're in a position.
To pay for the good things in life, the mortadella and whole wheat bread is still better than any Michelin star restaurant. Bologna, whole wheat bread and margarine that you are not familiar with because they use butter. one of my favorite foods simple it's effective and delicious unlike this one you just made me eat what is this damn this is horrible for the uninitiated how you describe the gastronomical experience of
eatinga goat's eye um imagine a bouncing ball imagine having one bouncing ball putting it in your mouth and biting down real hard but then it pops and explodes and all the snot from a kid's nose is in your mouth that's like eating a yummy goat eye i know you're a big fan where's the hot we're in right now compared to the hottest at nando's oh my lord this is what nando's gets real hot but it tastes it makes you think of something else oh lord oh jesus it's just
painwhat why there are no good memories this is not the bomb this is rubbish oh ok im trying to think if i should rinse my palate for this or just add it so far you are in a no water , without milk, yes, clue, it's air in rarefied I like I like to try the flavors what's next? this is the puckered butt chocolate plague from smoking ed curry will you join me i'm going alright alright we're back in flavor still very hot very hot but the taste you plane with The fire incident as a child brought him close to death in the time they were playing with black cats and they exploded ripping off your eyebrows the moment you burned down a shed with a magnifying glass i would have to say the time i was playing with black cats so i threw them all in a pot ooh and made a super i did a super yeah and then and then but i was trying to light one in my hand i was like you know how pause i was like let's enjoy this moment and it blew up in my hand and i dropped the match on the pot plant i was trying to get all the gunpowder together and it exploded and burned my eyebrows but i didn't know so my mom heard a loud bang and then my cousin yelled and my mom ran out and said what happened and i was going to be in trouble , so I i turned around and it was like nothing and she says what did you do it was like nothing and she says something happened i was like why would you say she's like because you don't have eyebrows and i was like what do you know she's like go to the bath and look how you look busted and i went and i was literally like i had charred pieces and then no eyebrows irrefutable so yeah it probably was like that how is the bag to do voiceover work for black panther you just want me to ignore you're rocking the last one you haven't rocked any of them you're going to rock the last one so this is the last touch we call it the last touch because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing you don't have what to do if you don't want to trevor noah you say like reverse psych now i have to do it basically what you just told me the translation was would you like to be a little bitty you're welcome that's what you did so now i have to please you good health it's weird you know what it looks like it looks like my little brother's diaper every time I change that's worried he'd find this inside his diaper that's what it was. look at that over there yeah ok this is what cheers up my f friend cheers my man oh lord are you ok ok?
I'm being real okay Trevor Noah here we are at the top of spice mountain and as we learned today you can talk about just about anything but I think you're more eloquent when you talk about taking a call go to number two deep a powerful experience and it's an act that makes us forget our airs and thanks so now with your throbbing gut tight yes tortured by hot sauce yes you can tell people why we're more ourselves when we're leaving the caboose loose i'll tell you why it's not even a disgusting thought i think as human beings we spend so much time pretending that you were taught to act since you were a little kid your parents teach you certain things your teachers your friends everyone and then you develop this personality on who you are is that person lives with you, changes and increases as you grow, but there is a place where we are honest, I don't care who you are and that is when you are taking a single you are you and yourself, you sit there and you're Honestly, you're humble, no one shits good from me to the queen, we're all the same squat, the same, have you seen a dog when he needs a?
I don't care if he's a pitbull or a chihuahua, everyone has that. look at their faces that's what reminds you we're all the same no one is better than anyone deep down we all have those things coming out of our butts words to live by trevor noah and look at you my man 10 chicken wings top 10 chicken wings downstairs and now there's nothing left to do but roll out the red carpet for you trevor noah thank you so much this camera this camera this camera let people know what you're going through in your life um i got a stadium tour that's really fun it's called loud and clear I'm going G around America and the world doing stand-up comedy everywhere from North Carolina to Abu Dhabi, so check out trevonoa.com if you want to come and watch the show.
Very funny is what the audience told me as they laugh as I tell them the jokes I have oh oh the hiccups come oh I should have mentioned that I get hiccups when I eat spicy food oh wait wait wait ok I'm fine I'm ok I hiccup and I forgot heck it's alright at the finish line alright so i'll see if it shows if i still have a voice alright good job trevor oh those are the good ones jesus yeah the hiccup when do you shoot today? uh, in about an hour, aloha spice lords, thank you. so much for watching today's episode, this is shawn evans with three tips to survive the summer remember to wear sunscreen at least spf 50 if you're like me don't forget to stay hydrated when you're at the beach and always have a bottle of summer sauce the hot ones and never go anywhere e without it heatness.com heatness.com to order the hot ones it's very delicious
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