Totally Obsessed with Pac-Man & Bronies

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One suggestion and this is a really good one. This one has been floating around the web for a while. Yes. And I think it's... Yes, yes... It's about time. It's time we talked about this. Totally Obsessed Pac-Man" Meet Tim Chris. The man

obsessed

with Pac-Man. Hmm? After all this time, he's still there. He's still yellow. He's still perfectly round. He's still eating things. I feel like his bright light is always protecting me and guiding me, and making all my... Speaking of bright light and protection, my goodness, right? I don't think Pac-Man has ever looked this creepy before.

Can you imagine this guy running around? with a? A cape with a mask like that? I can't even say it's related to Pac-Man. What is that? It's really... Pac-Man is just lost in those little mouth eyes. It's like, can't you breathe without the little slit? It's not exactly airtight, kid. Well, if it didn't have the slit, people wouldn't have known it was a man behind a mask. Look, it's too accurate a representation of Pac. -Real Man. It's a wonderful thing like, hey, it's Pac-Man! For the past 20 years, Tim's life has been consumed by Pac-Man. What's up with these guys who always have wet hair? *Hila laughs* like...

That's a good question. Why is he... Is he really wet or are they disgusting? How can someone be so greasy? Or do they put like oil in your hair or like...? Ooo Pac-Man just gives me this dizzy feeling. Like all these tingles are going up and down my nipples. YOUR NIPPLES?! WHY ONLY YOUR NIPPLES? Because? Why the nipples? Why the nipples? What's that? What could that be? Tingling, vertigo that goes up and down the nipples? How about...how big are his nipples, like...? Yes, that is the real question. Like up and down and... This guy has some real nipples, oh my god!

He...he probably doesn't even have breasts, he's just a giant nipple. If you've never played Pac-Man before, it goes something like this: *Coin inserted* *Pacman intro jingle* *Exaggerated Pac-Man impersonation* *Ethan and Hila stare as the impersonation continues* Look what you've done! (poor Pacman ;-;) *Hila laughs* Damn... That's exactly what it is. This guy is real. There's no way you could pull off an act like that if you weren't just Mr. Pac-Man IRL (in real life). It's like he has a link to Pac-Man. He has... this psychic connection to Pac-Man. Pac-Man? Pac-Man? Pac-Man? This guy has a wife.

I'd say he suits you well, friend. That Pac-Man game is pretty... stronger than he thought. Yes. Do you know what I mean? Shit, maybe I wasn't giving this guy enough credit, that Pac-Man game is too strong. I get a kind of weird Pac-Man feeling when I get the impression that he might be around. And there he will be, you know. The golden yellow light on it just AAAHHH *laughs* By the way, can I point out that this is a legit mullet? Yeah! The mullet is alive and well, ladies and gentlemen, in Mr. Pac-Man. Damn, business in the front, Pac-Man all day and night in the back!

You know what I am saying? It's very frustrating trying to play Pac-Man with Tim. You have to avoid them. The trick is not to run into them when they try to eat you. See! Game over, now you can't play anymore and it's all me. Ooh, you burned your own wife here. Do you know how to play Pac-Man, idiot? Yeah, the trick is to avoid the ghosts, you damn dumb bitch! If you fuck this shit up again, I'll give you the papers! Alright? I'm sick of you dying for Pac-Man! I care about Pac-Man! You don't treat him with enough respect!

Something like that... Sometimes you just have to get the message out to people! Every once in a while I'm driving and I pass someone who doesn't seem to have invited all the glory of Pac-Man into his life and I feel the need to, you know... convey to him in some way that he really should. PAC-MAN!! PAC-MAN!! PAC-MAN!! Oh God... Oh my God! What a fucking scene, shit! Oh Lord! *Laughs* Can you imagine this guy going, "PAC-MAAAN!!" Pac-Man! 𝑷𝑨𝑪-𝑴𝑨𝑨𝑯𝑵! 𝑷𝑨𝑪-𝑴𝑨𝑨𝑯𝑵! Shit! So that the public doesn't forget Pac-Man, Tim comes out every week to remind them. PAC-MAN!! He won't rest until the world shares his enthusiasm for Pac-Man.

Feel the glory of Pac-Man! SAY PAC-MAN! No SAY PAC-MAAN!! Pac-Man! Can I get a better one from you? Without... disinhibition, can you get me a Pac-Man, Hila? I need to listen to it again. You need to spread the word. *both laugh, as the video plays, with Tim continuing to scream* Oh God-- Can you give it to me? (lower) Pac-Maan! No, but uninhibited! Shout it! Let the world know! I don't want to shout Go to the rooftops and let the world know! I don't like to scream. PAC-MAAN!!! Come on! I want to hear. We deserve to see it!

It's too loud! Can I get a Pac... What should a brother do to get a Pac-Man from his wife? You know what I mean? (shyly) Pac-Man! Alright. You gave it the best you could. That's... that's... PAC-MAAANN!!! I think these people will look back on their lives and be on their deathbeds thinking, "Oh my God! I've wasted my life! Think of all the times I played things that weren't Pac-Man! SAY PAC-MAN!" SAY PAC-MAANN!!! And now it's too late! PAC-MAANN!!! It's especially... what's especially effective is that he looks really angry when he says it. You know what I mean?

That makes the point for everyone who watches PAC-MAN!! *Laughs* It's like “Oh cool! I'm going to play that game!" "Hey, I'm going to play that game, man, thanks for stopping... for stopping and letting me know!" "I'm going to look for that, man, thank you so much!" PAC-MAN!! PAC-MAAANN!!! Let's move on from Pac-Man, we've got one more here on deck: "Obsessed with My Little Pony" And I know these guys, these

bronies

, get a lot of meat. of beef and to be honest, I don't have any prejudice against them. I honestly don't know anything about them. Yeah, I don't even know anything about them.

Yeah, I'm not really into the brony thing, so I'm going to get into it. pretty... I'm going to come in pretty raw here. I never got into that, I don't know what the story is, I don't know about the

bronies

, this is just... I just... I know people are sensitive about it. I... I have nothing against bronies going on this, I don't know anything about it. This is... this is all new. Little Pony is a show for kids and there are some adults who like it, right? I guess so, yes. Yes, that's pretty much it. My name is Rob, although most call me Finn, and among many other interests, I am interested in My Little Pony.

I also notice that... the pillow is in the back. Is this a body pillow? Yes. There's definitely... I know, looking at it, there's a strange sexualization. He has a body pillow of one of the cartoon character's ponies. He has a pony...uh, a body pillow. So... that's a pretty interesting start here. That's bad... it bodes badly for him. I don't know. The voice actors were amazing. The artwork is incredible. The music goes far beyond what you would expect from a children's show. And here I sit, saying, 'This is supposed to be for little girls, but it has all the things that every cartoon I ever liked never did properly.' .' He has all those things done to perfection.

Oh God. Ok, so... what... then explain why... explain this! He really likes the show, he loves it. Great music, great animation, best cartoons of all time. Cool! I feel that way about shows! Cut to the part where he walks around in public dressed like a damn pony! With a cowboy hat! How the... *short exhale* explains that part! OKAY? Oh Lord! Some people judge us quite harshly for this. Because they're like, "That's a chick show. Why are you watching a chick show?" And it's like, well, you know, I mean, sometimes a pink shirt isn't for a girl. *Impersonating* "Look, I just watched this cartoon and I like it, I don't know why people think I'm weird." Start of the scene where I'm walking around in public in a giant fucking pony costume! "Why do people always judge me?" *Hila laughs* OH, DON'T LET THE CHILD NEAR HIM!

DON'T LET THE CHILD COME TO HIM! This pony costume is really creepy. The... the head, I don't know... HOO. WHO. WHOO- Well, I'm getting anxious. I'm having a panic attack watching this kid approach that pony. WHO. This guy... b-- he got nervous! Get on top. I went around town, I went to a park, okay? He's...he's encouraging...he's...I'm waiting for Patrice Wilson to come out of it, I like Chinese food any time! *Impersonating* "Why do people think I'm so weird?" "There is no explanation!" PAC-MAANN Guys, today we are very excited and happy to thank audible.com for sponsoring this episode and our show.

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