⚪ Top Gear — Series 17 (Never seen before behind the scenes) HD

true, we have a nobleman on the track in the show, a nobleman Ross, which is brilliant because I've

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him doing qi a couple of times and he's told me lots of stories about his love of motorcycles, tanks etc. It'll be fine, an Aston Martin Virage, uh, James May is testing it on the track, so we had to speed it up in editing, it'll go to 186 miles and then we'll have a movie all over Europe, the three of us. driving around some of the best roads in fantastic hot hatchbacks on a beautiful sunny day in the south of northern Italy is quite hard work, no it's not difficult, that's the wrong word, brilliant, it was a fantastic film to make, So, well, it's very much a party.

It has very elegant properties. It's like Monaco in many ways. Have you ever been to Hammersmith? We all like hatchbacks, so we hope you enjoy it and, of course, we end up taking the Grand Prix for a spin. track, here we go, okay, now we're going to Chicago, I think, or they threw you in, so enjoy, do now what we've done this week is we accidentally did a car show, we have three movies with very strong. car content in them for lewis hamilton to watch and learn this is how you pass a ferrari we have a movie about how much car you can buy for so little money hello hello I want one of these phones with a cord in my car we do it you have a lot of saliva it's on the car phone when you talk obviously little splashes and um james has been driving the range rover evoque we even have a guest kari actually he is um oh um formula one driver sebastian vettel do you have a girlfriend is she?

Also wearing a helmet, he has decided that he would like to come and try his luck in the old reasonably priced car to see if he can go faster than Rubens Paricello, the current fastest, so we are watching the weather because obviously if that group throws rain all over the track then it won't do it and if it doesn't it may always be interesting when you have to interview the formula one driver on a Wednesday, which is what it is now for a program that comes out on a Sunday right after the finalists of the British Grand Prix, so we'll speculate on how it goes, I mean, we're on the Internet, it's just that the Internet has, as you probably know, the first three programs of this.

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have been very car based, a lot of individual movies and they have done very well with our hardcore fans in Minnesota and Arizona, Arizona and the teenagers, yes, yes, this week, everything stops, a little apology in advance, no , not an apology because I watched the show with my 12 year old daughter, yes, and she's

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the last three, so she's been a bit baffled about what happened to Top Gear. Well, this week is for my 12 year old daughter. I must say that my children last week came out of the program, um cheap. Great cars yes they are beautiful so we got on board she got upset and started crying so we have to make the show for everyone so this week is very much for the 12 year old girl and so does it's next week if I'm Honestly, well, this week starts off good if you're one of our dear followers at final

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, it starts off good because you've got something like that there, oh and hammond, uh, where were we right?

So we have yeah, we built this train and it's we don't do that in a preview, well I'd like to, can't you, the people who make BBC traces, you know, everyone agrees, no, everyone, when you went Let's see casino royale, oh, you have the cinema, you see the. harry potter trailer do they have harry potter going like this with his magic wand or do they have a massive battle and an explosion voldemort that's a mistake well they don't have ron weasley in this debate this is a debate that he and I have a lot? he likes to cheer everyone up and say we have a fantastic show lined up and the arts are going well not so good new warner brothers CEO jeremy clarkson there's too much going on this way don't I like it? giving on this week's show we have our answer to the problems facing public transportation it's a railroad it says we're going 80 miles per hour we have a crazy jaguar car we have an amazing nissan and what else we have oh yeah rowan atkinson what a chatter cool thanks that's all there i am driving the nissan gt-r it says it here on the steering wheel like some other buttons im going to try the launch control to see if its as dramatic and noticeable as jeremy says its literally the most amazing car of the world, dennis rice, go away, okay, bye, the dawn mirror is going to hit your camera, shut up, okay, what I'm going to do is drive to the main straight of our track.

I'm just going to do an off the line acceleration test this one has a remarkable launch control system it has to be notable because this is a four wheel drive car it's hard to get off the line it's also turbocharged which also gives problems with the computer on this one it does all the work for you it does everything right it speeds up the automatic clutch engagement blah blah blah apparently it all translates to your head hitting the headdress like that as you drive away so let's see here We are at the beginning of the main street. all clear I checked for incoming planes so here we are stop I put my foot on the brake it's on automatic there's an a there I'll push that one up it turns red I put it on comfort I put that one up It turns red, everything is ready, I plant my foot there and then I get bloody, that's tremendous.

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gotten off the line so well in a car, not in a car with launch control or anything like that. That's just fantastic, so make sure It wasn't a coincidence, so you put your left foot on the accelerator of the brake plant and that tremendous work, I mean, whoever did all the calculations for that, keep in mind that they must take into account It tells you in an instant what the path is. The surface is like this, it's years of arithmetic, everything is done like that, that's what computers are for, it's very brilliant. I'm going to do it again, going the other way to see if it works just as well going west, for sure.

This time I have to remember to shift into second. Everything happens very quickly. Tremendous 150. That is absolutely spectacular. Know? I think I should have one of these. In fact. Know?. I think Jeremy is one of these. Is right? down the street from him now look, let's be honest, given to some hyperbole who me you yes sir but that is absolutely spectacular it is incredible it is perfect have you ever experienced the slowdown? I was absolutely just saying it's like a year of arithmetic. "It's being done like that, yes, because you also have to determine what the road surface is like at an instant when the wheels start moving and you understand it.

All you have to do is be so alarmed that you forget to get there exactly". you are always at the rev limit yes, like a second later no, what I explained to you is like pressing the trigger of a bomb, there is no car that accelerates from more than 30 yards like this, it does nothing and a bicycle does not do it would because you couldn't keep it down, nothing. I once went on a drag snowmobile in Scotland, now in um not in Stockton, Sweden, which I always thought was the fastest accelerating thing known to man, but this is faster, this is beyond. earthquake of beliefs do you know what the other weird thing is that you like I like it I want it hello internet hello it's the internet yes this is andy willman he's the producer I'm jeremy clarkson I'm one of the host hosts what you call them in Minnesota stop it with a stick and we have an amazing show prepared for you this week, we have some car content and then plenty of non-car content to annoy people in the last

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more than last week. car viewers this week really yeah let's have something good so we start with the interceptor jensen well that starts off good yeah if you live in minnesota we do a proper and sensible test drive the old fashioned interceptor jensen for about and then. four minutes and then it gets a little silly and then we have what's here now that makes up for it, I think from all the questions about that you'll find out what that is on the show that I host that my neck still hurts um, we'll be waiting to see what so fast he goes around the track, but it's July, it's Britain, so if it rains, unfortunately it's going to be abandoned and then for the rest of the show, yeah, Johnny Lacy was saying that Lacey was here and um and then the rest of the show , if you're a car enthusiast, you know I'd stop there.

The other problem we have this week, which is the biggest of all, is that this time they tell us that we have to be 59 years old for reasons that I don't understand, but well, James, but the interview should be quite short with the guest because Once we get the bad words out of the way, I think we'll say hello, you laugh, how are you today? I'm not telling you it's a secret, he swears, he swears a lot, a lot and he's not Gordon Ramsay, yeah, uh, and that's my satellite dish, so I can travel around the world to see what's going on.

I can sit there. He is his office. Caged barbed wire, a couple of cones to keep the riffraff from getting into everything I need, so it's a good sight and actually, look James, can you see the distances James spends most of the time? Tomorrow when are we supposed to plan the show? In that garage with Nigel who he loves, there's Nigel I think he just said put these glasses on yeah I'll do this first of all I just want to go and take a look to get some tools to help Elijah he'll do it when Toby is all .

That's where you'll find James, yes, helping Nigel drink tea by looking at old sepia photos. Yes, do you remember triumph 2,500? One more after this and then we have to do some Christmas tattoos, I mean, some DVDs, right? We have to make some DVDs as soon as this is over, yes we make the DVDs and then we start filming the next

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, so we see each other, then we film a parody title sequence of some sort of 70s police detective show. I called the interceptors because jeremy had been driving an inceptor, so we all put on sticky mustaches.

I hit my real mustache in my pocket while we were doing this and we were wearing '70s type clothes and then, you know, we were going around shooting things and blowing things up and looking at women in bikinis and all the things they used to do at the beginning of those shows and then we suggested to the audience that maybe they would like to see that instead of the normal top clothing and I would like to do that. instead of the normal top gear but the problem is that the interceptor jensen is actually kind of bad and they don't work and they just weren't very good because most things weren't in the 1970s we forget that and we tend to look back.

I looked at them fondly and thought it was all just a funky shirt and a shrimp cocktail, but in reality they were power outages, strikes from poorly built cars that rusted horrible canned food outside my school's swamps, in my teens, obviously , they are terrible, just terrifying, really darkness. black and white drizzle the coldest illness hunger a man who came in a van selling loaves of bread because we couldn't really afford to build a bakery our favorite movie in this series, I think it would be okay, mine would be the demolition movie, like this that was pretty good, the best car I've driven in the series, well the best would have to be the mclaren mp4-12c, a bit boring, although it's a pretty impressive piece of engineering with this and thanks a lot for seeing the figures display.

Very good and everyone has been very loyal and very patient with the old man as we continue to plod along in the world of cars. Thank you for all your constructive criticism and for what goes up here from Nike one two three no no. that was bozo 55. bozo 55 was me yeah a cum sandwich 737 of course he says this hasn't been as good as series 12 and he hated it too but i don't really see a face you like like the one series 13. um, honestly, thank you from the bottom of my heart for continuing to watch Top Gear because we're getting older, fatter, slower and blinder, and it's really good to know that you still find what we do on Sunday nights entertaining enough like for you to say no, let's not watch country.

Fire and it's also very good to know that there are people in Minnesota in Wisconsin who go to the trouble of illegally downloading the program and then complaining and then complaining about it so that the British, the British, will pay for their license for us to make this program. and then it gets stolen by people in Wisconsin who then write and say I stole a show last week and it wasn't as good as the last show I stole, which was exactly garbage anyway and that's the gist of what's going on in USA. Do you like this sandwich?

It's free. It's horrible. It's horrible. I ate it anyway.