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Top 31 Times DC Young Fly Went HAM

Top 31 Times DC Young Fly Went HAM
- What up, B? (whirring) What up, B? (whirring) - So guess what (bleep). - I'm trying to tell you-- - Talk your (bleep). (audience laughing) Talk your (bleep) - Oh hell nah! - Talk it. Talk it! - Hell nah! - (bleep) put her titties in my hand. (audience laughing) Now listen, what I'm 'bout to say might hurt your pride, but this how you dress when you can't find your cloth and your Uber outside. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) ♪ This my cousin Tasha ♪ ♪ So please don't to fault me ♪ ♪ But you can tell what's on her shirt ♪ ♪ That her titties always salty ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ It's a family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Just like your cousin Tone ♪ ♪ This girl over here like getting faded ♪ ♪ She came to the show ♪ ♪ But her edges couldn't make it ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ And I mean this ♪ ♪ You think you the (bleep) ♪ ♪ Because you got your teeth fixed ♪ ♪ You've been smiling nonstop ♪ ♪ And (bleep) you ain't hot ♪ ♪ Like Justina, look at you ♪ ♪ You stank boo ♪ ♪ DC, I don't know why he gave you the bell ♪ ♪ You

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all red boy ♪ ♪ 'cause I sent you to hell ♪ ♪ Matter of fact, you need to just switch ♪ ♪ You look like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch ♪ - Your topic is sneakers. ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up...
top 31 times dc young fly went h a m
and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Hey, hol' up D ♪ ♪ We in the A, out here West End ♪ ♪ Bought me some Js ♪ ♪ Okay some J, that sound fun ♪ ♪ Better go get some Lebrons ♪ ♪ Get some Lebrons ♪ ♪ I'm in Pumas in Philly ♪ ♪ Now you they shoe in ♪ ♪ I got them Hillys ♪ ♪ Okay them Hillys that is a fact ♪ ♪ Hol' up my (bleep) we don't wear Shaqs ♪ ♪ You don't wear Shaqs man you them bug ♪ ♪ I just did that I got them Shaqs ♪ ♪ What you say, that is a rumor ♪ ♪ I (bleep) your girl out ♪ ♪ Like you're a Puma ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ We are not related I don't know where he lives ♪ ♪ But I know DC sister ♪ ♪ And she know why my feet so big ♪ ♪ At the family re you ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ This my cousin Whitney ♪ ♪ And she single as can be ♪ ♪ Her last (bleep) left ♪ ♪ 'cause she got a chest just like DC ♪ ♪ At the family reunion ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Who we introducing ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Never did nap time ♪ ♪ I never, ever lay down ♪ ♪ I was too up trying to go to the playground ♪ ♪ Talking about playground ♪ ♪ That ain't hard ♪ ♪ Your girl be swinging on my monkey bar ♪ ♪ That ain't true she was down to ride ♪ ♪ Your girl let me hop on her slide ♪ ♪ Talkin' 'bout...
top 31 times dc young fly went h a m
slide ♪ ♪ Hol' up trick ♪ ♪ Hol' up cool I hit on the swing ♪ ♪ Hol' up ♪ ♪ Who are you ♪ ♪ You better stop 'fore I put a booger on you ♪ ♪ Booger on me ♪ ♪ Hol' up swell ♪ ♪ You know what ♪ ♪ I'm finna go tell ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪ - You the only (bleep) I know with three shirts and 65 pairs of pants. You're the richest homeless person I know. (audience laughing) - Richest? What you want for? Your nose longer than P3 (bleep) wrong with you. (audience laughing) (whistle blowing) - DC, that was funny but it wasn't toward your opponent. You out! - Got damned. - I'm sorry! I'm sorry about your nose, I'm sorry. - Your answer is, the cheapest thing to feed a family when you're broke. (buzzer ringing) - What is one of my favorite dishes, noodles! (audience applauding) (buzzer ringing) - What is a wish sandwich. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) 'cause they wish they had a sandwich (bleep). (buzzer ringing) - What is sugar water. (bell dinging) (audience applauding) (buzzer ringing) - What is sleep. Because some

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they be like... (crowd cheering) - What is a syrup sandwich. (audience laughing) - B. Simone, you ready? - All ready. - DC

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Fly, you're ready? - Yeah, ready. - On the roof. - DC, you the only gangster from Atlanta with asthma. Ooh, west side is the best side. Hold on y'all, let me take...
top 31 times dc young fly went h a m
my asthma. - I do got asthma but guess what, when you wake up in the morning, your (bleep) going in like this. (audience laughing) - No, let me talk. No, let me talk. Let me talk. DC! DC! (whistle blowing) - One hit a quitter, TKO. You out. - Got damned! (crowd cheering) - Yeah, y'all don't know where he, when you touch him, he make sound effect. (buzzer blaring) I was sick. (bleep) move. (audience laughing) Hold up, hol' up. Seems like you've got some nerve all of a sudden. Every mother (bleep) show you (bleep) up and all you gotta do is press a button. (audience laughing) I don't see no song. Nick sing, Nick song, there go another Nick song. Uh oh, look like you need to hop off a (bleep) song. (audience laughing) - Hey, you've been on TV for years. Yeah, that's true. But how does it feel to be on television and this all you do. (buzzer blaring) (trumpets flaring) (bell dinging) (audience cheering) - You sure I can go in? Okay! Damn Justina, your (bleep) bigger than a mother (bleep). (audience laughing) Mayonnaise, got damn! Oh damn! Bitch, hol' up. I said light mayonnaise, damn! (bell dinging) Come here, Akon! ♪ There's something you need to know ♪ ♪ There's something you need to know ♪ ♪ I wanna go to Africa so bad ♪ ♪ When you gonna let me go ♪ No (bleep) for real. (audience laughing) I wanna go. (buzzer blaring) ♪ I'm speechless ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dinging) - Here they come. - Ooh girl you're so,...
girl you beautiful. Y'all give it up for my wife. Give it up for my wife. (crowd cheering) Come on now, you know I trained you better than that. Now, give it up for everybody, come on! (clapping) See, that why I can't be with you. You just give it up to everybody. (audience laughing) ♪ Tray ray, tray ray you there ♪ ♪ Hol' up ♪ ♪ Ricky you're so dirty yo ♪ ♪ Time to let me up ♪ ♪ You ain't really, I'll be working out ♪ ♪ I'll be summing up ♪ - Tekashi 6ix9ine! (audience laughing) - What y'all gonna do? I got $80 security. I don't give a damn. I'll kick everybody ass 'cause you know what, you ain't gon' never see me. (audience laughing) - It's over, it's over. - Come on up here, man. - I see you right here. - You know what, he don't wanna step up here 'cause he know his feelings gonna get hurt. That's why he back there dressed like the windows in a church. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) ♪ Hallelujah ♪ ♪ Incredible chain ♪ ♪ He smashed for free ♪ ♪ Last time you queafed ♪ ♪ You popped out a Nick Cannon CD ♪ (audience laughing) - That, but I count it as a sell. - Facts! ♪ Talking 'bout queafing ♪ ♪ Don't tell me (bleep) ♪ ♪ 'cause every time you burp ♪ ♪ It smells like (bleep) ♪ ♪ And DC how you dress ♪ ♪ I don't (bleep) with that ♪ ♪ Only thots be wearing the bucket hats ♪ (audience laughing) (buzzer blaring) I just...
wanna bait him in. ♪ Oh (bleep) on my (bleep) ♪ ♪ Let's put my (bleep) on you ♪ ♪ 'cause you're dressed like a picnic ♪ (screams) ♪ Dressed like a picnic do that dance ♪ ♪ But DC you're shaped like a garden ant ♪ ♪ With your little hands ♪ ♪ And your little feet ♪ ♪ And all you say (screams) when you rap to the beat ♪ ♪ Oh shit I say (screams) ♪ ♪ That's what you heard ♪ ♪ Look y'all it's a albino bird ♪ (audience laughing) (bell dinging) ♪ DC you my guy ♪ ♪ But I still gonna bark at you ♪ ♪ Dressed like some leftover barbecue ♪ ♪ Barbecue, please don't lie ♪ ♪ Your hair look like curly fries ♪ ♪ That's true but I still look better than you ♪ ♪ Little teeth and (bleep) Oh ♪ ♪ Big feet and (bleep) ♪ ♪ Don't blow smoke (bleep) ♪ ♪ You the joke oh (bleep) oh ♪ ♪ I got one that's colder ♪ ♪ You have big ass shoulders ♪ - Hold up. - Do the DC Fly. (crowd cheering) ♪ Oh yeah ♪ - Oh, I'll take it. ♪ Gee, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ I say oh ♪ ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ I say ah ♪ ♪ I say ah, ah, ha ha ♪ - I got one for him. ♪ I say ha, ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ I say ha, ha, haa ♪ ♪ I say oh, oh, oh, ah, ah ♪ ♪ I say ha, ha, ha ah ♪ ♪ I say ha, oh, ha, ah ♪ ♪ I say ha, ha, baa ♪ - Okay, oh! ♪ I say ha, hai, haa ha ♪ - Yeah, yeah, give it up for both squads. (crowd cheering) ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and...
kill it ♪ - Your topic is TV Host. ♪ I am the real one ♪ ♪ You wanna be one ♪ ♪ A TV host ♪ ♪ That's what I do for fun ♪ ♪ You say you do for fun ♪ ♪ Oh what the hell ♪ ♪ Catch me in the morning on TRL ♪ ♪ TRL, yeah oh well ♪ ♪ But it's more important in the ATL ♪ ♪ We get it poppin' ♪ ♪ Don't know fly ♪ ♪ I'm a take your line, we're the west side ♪ ♪ Come up the west side ♪ ♪ Okay what happened ♪ ♪ What happened to America's Got Talent ♪ ♪ You know you're tired ♪ ♪ Everybody know that I didn't get fired ♪ ♪ I quit that (bleep) hit that (bleep) ♪ ♪ Rip that (bleep) I get that (bleep) ♪ ♪ Off the top on the dough ♪ ♪ You know I spit that (bleep) ♪ ♪ You know I'm under there ♪ ♪ I walk under there ♪ ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it ♪ (screaming) - You here with all these (bleep). (screaming) (audience laughing) (bell dinging) (crowd cheering) - Things DC

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Fly is built like. - All right. What is a windshield wiper. - What is (screams) a cockroach stupid ass. A bug lookin' ass. A stick lookin' ass. American stupid ass. - What is the worm off of "Men In Black". (audience laughing) ♪ You don't wanna see my face ♪ ♪ 'cause that mean ♪ ♪ Your stupid ass done caught you a case ♪ ♪ Now I got the gravel ♪ ♪ And this what you gon' see ♪ ♪ When I bang this mother (bleep) ♪ ♪ Oh man, (bleep)...
be free ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ (buzzer blaring) (bell dinging) (crowd cheering) - First off, I ain't gon' let you talk to Britney like that. Because he said, "I got a gravel." (bleep) it's called a gavel. Gravel is some (bleep) on the ground. - It's the same thing. ♪ Yo, for years I've been putting food in y'all mouth ♪ ♪ I don't really care about that 85 south ♪ ♪ 'cause I'm a let you know ♪ ♪ Don't bite the hand feeds you ♪ ♪ 'cause (bleep) next season ♪ ♪ I don't really need you ♪ (bell dinging) ♪ Boo ♪ ♪ Did you say that, look ♪ ♪ Now you said that you was gon' fire us ♪ ♪ And I need for you to know ♪ ♪ If you fire me, him and him, guess what ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody finna watch this show ♪ (crowd cheering) - Go ahead, DC. - ATL, turn up! - Turn up for what? - Y'all know I be doing my music, man, and Nick finally gave me a feature. But I

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home and took his ass out the song, yo. (upbeat music) ♪ No features, no features ♪ - Oh look, Nick Cannon wants to give us a feature. (audience laughing) (bell dinging) - You are on my team. You're on my team. - Why did you tell me to meet you here, girl? What is wrong wit' you? I can't be seen. I told you, we're not in a relationship. I already got a relationship. Listen, you are movin' too fast. Like this dude forehead, girl. You are ahead of yourself. (bell dinging) (audience laughing) (crowd...
cheering) ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the shoes without the box ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm the rabbit without the fox ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm an alligator without the croc ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Oh, now go the whoop whoop, go the cops ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ A nine millimeter and a glock ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Oh you want the crack, weed, I'm on the block ♪ ♪ I'm at Walmart, I like to shop ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Your girl left her (bleep) wet you need a mop ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ Use hot beef while I like the top bin ♪ ♪ You got the top bin I got it off the bottom ♪ ♪ Wild sauce ♪ ♪ I'm a drop a that girl ♪ (audience laughing) - Yo, that's hollering. You said, da, na, na, na, na, ta. ♪ Wild sauce ♪ - Drink. Don't stay in this new team. Come on. - My boy, Nick Cannon, is so petty. - How petty is he? - You told me we were getting Paris Hilton, not Perez. (audience laughing) I said, who the (bleep) is Perez? Come here. I'm gon' keep it real. ♪ You think you up here grown ♪ ♪ Until your little ass start paying some bills ♪ ♪ I'm talking light bill ♪ ♪ Gas bill ♪ ♪ That's gon' kick your ass ♪ ♪ All right, okay, let's do it ♪ ♪ Oh, you're whack like your outfit ♪ ♪ I've been making money since six ♪ ♪ I work for me, y'all work for Nick ♪ (audience laughing) - I bet you won't say,...
"Bring that ass here" to Jason Lee. (audience laughing) - Boy, if you don't get your goddam butt to ready to play in the church basketball league. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam, I look like like a blackened mayor, when you put it out and try to light it again lookin' ass. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam on 65 next week y'all are gonna have to shake his ugly one up. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam dressed like a half bag of weed lookin' ass up out here. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam four days ago, I fell asleep at the light 'cause I ain't got a little sleep. (audience laughing) - Boy, if you don't get your goddam, DC, you got some right here lookin' ass up out here. - Boy, if you don't get your goddam what was that, a little fat in the grocery store lookin' ass. (audience laughing) - You, out! - Got damned. (crowd cheering)