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Top 10 FUNNIEST Auditions Of The Decade on @America's Got Talent Will Make You LOL

Top 10 FUNNIEST Auditions Of The Decade on @America's Got Talent  Will Make You LOL
subscribe ring the notification bell and leave a comment down below what's your name my name is daniel how old are you i am 23 years old and tell us what do you do for a living i am actually a sales representative for a few radio stations in mid-ohio so what are you going to be doing for us today i am going to be singing for you okay can i ask you have you been performing a lot this is actually my first time in front of an audience shut up so this is a big deal so just take it in and you
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know what don't think about it don't think about it just do it got it go i hope he's good oh no say you're walking around like it's a funeral not so serious for a while and we're just getting started don't you tiptoe tiptoe uh raise time with your rasteries race time with the raspberries talk to me baby i'm going blind from this sweet sweet craving whoa let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy yay i keep on hoping by the ocean walk for me baby i'll be
jenny you be naomi whoa let's lose our minds and go crazy keep on crazy we'll eat cake by the ocean i love it talk to me girl talk to me baby thank you my name is dustin's dojo and i'm a trained black belt and i learned to be a black belt at roger baker's taekwondo pizza pensacola florida this is my friend terry and i am his sensei when i moved here from pensacola i didn't have very many friends and terry did not have very many friends either i saw his mom harriet
at the parlor and she said that she had a son named terry and we instantly became friends what we do is very hard and not anyone can do it do you

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a living teaching karate my job is a karate expert i

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karate videos and teach other people how to fight off attackers my first dream is to be a karate expert and to teach everyone in the whole world how to fight off attackers and then my other dream is to star in karate movies okay well um are you snorting down there yes this is the greatest
thing i've ever seen why are you always turning around you never know where there's gonna be an attacker so you always have to be on guard are you worried that you're gonna get attacked here yeah in hollywood there's many attackers oh god you guys are good i love you oh are you gonna do a demonstration yeah today we're gonna do three different things first i'm gonna break wood and terry's gonna hold it and then and then we're gonna break the world record for most
full extension punches thrown in 60 seconds and then finally i'm gonna throw a karate combo and when i least expect it terry's gonna throw salt into my eyes and i'm gonna fight through the pain what is wrong with you this is fantastic you don't get it as you can see i handled that pretty well thank you for watching this demonstration of judgement good evening good evening welcome to

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thank you thank you wow you're welcome and who are you uh
i'm david and i'm leaving and uh oh niche we switching there you go perfect all right uh did you just see that did you see what i saw so you're magicians we are magicians yes thank you how are you forgetting that okay wow now is that what you guys do for a living uh i'm a high school philosophy teacher during the day and you what do you do uh they're probably going to cheer you even louder i'm a barista so you're going to do magic for us we're not going to show
you a trick now we're going to show you a demonstration of pseudoscience and for this we need a volunteer actually howie howie could you join us on stage give me some encouragement really yes pseudo volunteer uh have a seat uh now have you heard of phrenology for knowledge phonology filling the bumps of the skull to figure out personality traits we're not going to do that dave and i came up with pressure for knowledge that's right that's by squeezing parts of the skull we can
actually get you to lose the ability to do certain things all right it's completely safe it's completely safe completely safe we're pseudoscientists we are pseudoscientists tonight you have to touch uh but that's okay i came prepared okay do you mind if i pressure for null your head what are you doing if i squeeze here you lose the ability to play the piano can you play the piano no ladies and gentlemen amazing thank you if i squeeze here you lose the ability to do a standing
back flip can you do a standing back flip no a miracle and if i squeeze here you can no longer read that's right we brought these cards with words written on them and these words all pertain to you howie okay i

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once again pressure phenol you you know what i'm gonna pressure i'm gonna squeeze your head taking away his ability to read can now no longer read right judges yes or no can you read this word yes yes how yes or no can you read this yes okay go ahead and sound it out
what's not canada it's okay but judges you can read this right right we can't it's really weird right now to

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sure we're not doing anything trick we have a camera wait wait wait wait wait here is it a word yes it's a word um yes or no can you read this yes it's a word you know yes the word you know okay power yes or no can you read this porn poops what is it people at home don't read that you can read that they can read it they like it but you can read that
why is that a word you know one more yes yes howie just this last one what is this one avlo havlo that's what it says he is no longer pressure phenol in you so you should be able to read judges yes or no can you read this yes what does that say comedian perfect yes or no judges can you read this yes yes germaphone perfect okay and yes or no judges can you read this yes and my name is a huge round of applause the sounds that i made are not the words you saw no we saw the same three words
comedian howie mandel and germaphobe no so joke on me right now you can read it i'm into like pranks and stuff this is a prank on me wow i got to tell you how you couldn't see it but i'll tell you i love this illusion or whatever it is or how he's a i don't know what but it was so much fun to watch it was great your presentation's great you guys are likable you came out here you switched names it feels new and youthful and you made howie look like jackass and who
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doesn't love that i don't know how you did it but i loved it i want to see more i'll can i please do this next time yes yes next time for you and mel b i just loved your whole act your whole charisma your delivery it was great but what i loved the best is how stupid he looked well i didn't see the thing but i hear it was fantastic howie i'll tell you something if someone who saw it i'd love to kick off the voting and vote these guys in and say yes i want to see more i
want to see more too it's a yes from me as well it's a definite yes for me and i wrote down my vote but i can't read it so i'm just going to say yes thank you hi hi welcome to

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thank you how are you feeling today i'm okay okay what's your name and where are you from i'm oliver graves and i'm from santa rosa california how old are you i'm 32. and what are you going to be doing for us i am a stand-up comedian is that what you do yeah are
you in a relationship or married um no i'm not i'm i'm single i'm thinking this guy's perfect for you why i think we should just let oliver do what he's gonna do okay go for it they say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day well not if you're poisoned then the antidote becomes the most important meal i'm trying to find the woman of my dreams but it's a struggle because i'm an insomniac i tried online dating and there'd be people that
say must love dogs i didn't understand why like i want to love a person but it all made sense once i looked at the faces of the people that were saying that dating is really hard for me like compatibility wise like like i'm a virgo so that means yeah that means i'm only compatible with people that are really naive and believe in horoscopes i traded in my car to get my interest rates lowered it worked women are less interested in me i once had my identity stolen it's okay they
gave it right back thank you oliver oliver you're so different you're humble and real and dark it's everything that i absolutely love so good from the moment you walked out your visual your your and your cadence and everything and you're smart and you're bright i think you didn't get the reaction you expected so you're not used to this are you no is that is that why you're crying i i don't get booked on a lot of shows oh you know that's you know enjoy
your free time right now because you are going to be a busy man well oliver uh we have had a lot of stand-up comedians this year now when i look back and i try and remember them all they all blur into one type apart from you you're interested and i'm gonna kick this off with your first yes brother thank you i'm giving you your second yes heidi third yes from me you've got four yeses congratulations either it's funny it was funny i love them i like them a lot i know i'm
not what everything they're saying i'm not the norm and it's just it's great to hear it pay off yes that's what

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s you special hello what's your name melissa via senor and what do you do for a living well i work at a retail store and you're happy about that not really no and what do you want to do for a living comedy i want to be a comedian an impressionist well good luck thank you see what you got all right here we go this is barbara walters and today on my show
i have award-winning actress natalie apartment natalie i hear you're having a baby i am barbara we're thinking of naming the baby oscar but that's that that's silly because that's my cat's name so hey y'all it's molly cyrus what's up what dad no i'm not gonna clean my room right now want me to clean out your bank account okay kathy griffin here yeah okay so here's the deal okay okay so the celebrity i really hate right now is christina aguilera yeah
because she totally messed up the star-spangled banner am i right oh oh good i don't think that you

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be working in retail much longer and you even made him laugh oh i've got to say i thought that was a sensational audition you showed us everything you showed us phenomenal right on voices and impressions you showed us great comedy and you yourself are adorable to watch and you are a star and we all loved it so let's vote it's a yes for me oh yes from me see you in vegas
that was great congratulations oh is this working yeah i guess it's working we can hear you fantastic okay um we could go on all night like this yes you want to yeah i would be great what is your name my name is ray jessel would you share with us your age is that rude of me i've got plenty to share 84. 84. are you excited to be here i've never performed before judges before um i've appeared before judges before ray what

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you be doing for us today uh a song i've written
can't wait to hear it alrighty thank you what am i doing wrong here thank you sir very good that's wonderful okay and for my second song i'd like to i met this girl she's just great this girl i just adore the problem is she has much more than i had bargained for she's got that style she's got that smile she's got the walk she's got the tuck she's got that zing there's just one thing she's got a penis she's got that flare knows what to wear
she's got that face that girlish grace she's got pizzazz too bad she has a penis now there's always some failure always some flaw ain't that what they call murphy's law but male genitalia that's where i draw the line besides hers is bigger than mine my life's a mess cause under that dress she's got a p e n i s yes i'm okay with with with my with my my voice but i i still struggle with some some things like like like i have the hardest time at a drive-through
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you know because because because you got you got to say the same the order fast and you're and then you're talking through an intercom my voice as as the voice of their gps it's like it's like oh turn in anything and do do positive that's why i'm here but i've come along some some people who don't think they think that like i did a show one time where where where a guy's door-dub and it's like hey you can't just

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fun of disabilities just
cause you you have one i was i was like i was like well i stutter thank you guys so so so much all right well the crowd is definitely with you drew you know it is such a hard thing to get up on a stage when you've got everything going for you and everything's clear and to go up there with your situation and to pull this off and to get the crowd with you is almost impossible so i along with the audience applaud you for that really awesome what i love about you is you've taken your
situation and like you said you've turned it into a positive i was laughing even more the fact that you were laughing at your own jokes howie would you think all right here's what i thought i know you're here to

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people laugh but i can't tell you how emotional you

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me because comedy usually comes from a dark place a lot of comedians you know are depressed i personally in my life have used laughter to try to gain some happiness what you did is you looked for the light at
the end of the darkness and that light is your comedy and i'm telling you i haven't been moved by an act like this up until this moment and because of you and because of this moment i want to do something very special something i haven't had a chance to do and i'd like to do this for everyone that doesn't know what's going on howie mandel just hit the golden buzzer and you my friend are going straight to the live shows at radio city you hit your golden buzzer you are
worth a million dollars i want to see you at radio city music hall i'm gonna see you at radio city musical good evening what's your name my name is samuel j camro i'm a stand-up comedian oh wow how long have you been doing that i've been doing comedy for 10 years now do you do you do it full-time yeah do it full-time okay are you nervous no i uh i i have tourette syndrome so i twitch a lot i blink real fast my head flops around if you see that it's kind of cute it is thank
you and what does this mean to you coming to agt now this means everything i've worked my entire life for a moment like this they don't come very often i'm really grateful i just had a baby girl and this is a beautiful opportunity wow and your family's all supportive of this career yes since i started they've been 100 behind me so i'm very thankful well you know what it's scary enough doing whatever you do to hit that x and i just want the best for you i really do
thanks so much go ahead thank you so like i said i have tourette syndrome it's while my head flops around i blink real fast it's weird it always looks like i'm trying to tell you a secret this twitch gets me in trouble my roommate came home from work i was like dude our neighbor died he said did you kill him i was like nah yo this is a true story when i was 10 years old my parents sent me to tourette's camp yeah that's where the joke should end it's a real place and i
didn't realize it till this moment but i found out that when other people twitch it

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s me twitch more so on the first day they put us in a circle with a hundred kids the kid next to me did a shoulder roll and my tourette saw that and took that as a challenge and i threw him a head flop the girl next to him did a full body twitch and everybody saw that and all hell broke loose kids were rolling on the ground i was in the corner like why'd they send us here our parents were on top of a
hill like oh they're break dancing i'm samuel j conroe thank you hello hey doc what's your name please my name is preacher lawson i love that and how old are you i'm 25 i'll turn 26 in two hours he's young enough to be with me are you single married i have a girlfriend you have a girlfriend she's dope yeah and what do you do for a living i'm a stand-up comedian which means i'm unemployed and i do stand up on the side all right best of luck all right uh i got
a motorcycle i don't like telling people i have a motorcycle because every time i tell someone they always got to tell me a story about how their friends crashed on a motorcycle you know like why do people have to be so negative i don't go up to pregnant women telling them my dad left you know what i'm saying so annoying so annoying i walked at my apartment one time right i walked in my apartment and my neighbor walked up to me she was like oh my god you got a motorcycle are you star
us are you you better be careful i got in a car wreck the other day my car flipped eight times i'm looking to be alive blessed right yeah she black by the way everyone around us was like you know that was that is crazy that your car flipped eight times you're alive you are blessed you know and i'm i'm over here thinking who the heck counted right like who's that calling when their car is flipping in the air who's doing that my name is preacher thank you so much i
appreciate it preacher can i have just one more joke all right uh i don't feel safe driving with my grandma because she's really spiritual she loved the lord to the point where she's not afraid of dying so i don't like that all right i don't like being in the car with someone that's not afraid of death okay like she got that attitude like if i die i'm going to heaven so it don't matter i'm like it does matter cause i'm in the car okay this is how
spiritual my grandma is if i got shot in the chest with a gun eight times instead of her calling the ambulance she would get on her knees praying like please lord jesus i get these eight demons outside my grandbaby's chest let the bullets rise up and part ways from his chest like moses to the red sea yes lord let the blessings rain down yes lord lil john 3 16. thank you very much indeed how many of you here tonight are ready to enter the land of

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-believe looks like howie's already
in the land of may believe which

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s you the perfect person to join me up here on stage would you mind let's hear it for howie mandel everyone yes thank you in your own time howie i understand your logic the longer the longer you take the shorter my act i quite understand have a seat there howie tonight live from radio city you are going to become a human ventriloquist dummy okay now all you have to do all you have to do is keep looking out there all right let me do all the talking okay
and i've got to say that's a pretty good fit by the way uh this is charlie are you okay charlie yes thank you first of all we've got to find you a voice i mean it matches your physical appearance something butch something macho are you okay yes i am well it shocked me it shocked me i was only joking do you want to change the voice no no i like it okay i want to say hello to my fans you want to say hello to this lord yes turn the people on the right give him a big wave say hello
hello nicely done now the people on the left say hi to them and now the people right up the top give him a big sexy hello hello did you see them waving back yeah idiots now stop touching me what get away what stop touching me what do you mean i'm not touching get away okay all right all right is that far enough perfect hey how are you doing that i've got a little controller in my hand here oh wow that's amazing he's got a controller he can control me yes that's right oh now
he can have some fun i don't want to be a judge no i want to be an act you want to be an act yes you go and judge me you want me to judge you yes go and sit in my seat i can't sit in your seat no no i insist well if you insist hello fellow judges uh it's great to be here okay so um i can't believe i'm a judge and

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so um what's your name well my name is um my name um i'm sorry i'm a bit nervous don't worry take your time my name is howie
hello good evening howie and what are you going to do for us tonight tonight i want to do my dancing look you you don't have to no no i really want to okay so do you have some moves you'd like to show us oh yes let me stand up first of all here i go okay first of all i'd like to stretch i'm going to do some stretching i'll just stretch my arms like this and my legs like this okay so now to business okay what are you gonna do i'm gonna show you my twerking so i turn
around i turn around i put my hands on the seat and i wiggle my back um is that it oh yes hang on let me turn around again yes okay so that was fantastic don't

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me laugh though i can't

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you talk when i laugh so what are you gonna do for your performance this evening tonight i'm gonna do some irish dancing really naked i i really don't think this is the show for that so uh when you're ready the stage is yours cue the music quite frankly i'm amanda holden your
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