Top 10 FUNNIEST Auditions Of The Decade on @America's Got Talent Will Make You LOL

worked my whole life for a moment like this they don't come very often i'm so thankful i just had a baby girl and this is a beautiful opportunity wow and her whole family supports me in this career yes since i started they have been 100 behind me, so i'm so thankful well you know it's scary enough to do whatever it is you do to get to that x and i just want the best for you really thank you so much go ahead thank you like i said i have down syndrome Tourette, while my head is spinning, I blink really fast, it's weird, it always seems like I'm trying to tell you a secret, this tic gets me. problem my roommate came home from work i was like friend our neighbor died he said yes you killed him i was like nah me this is a true story when i was 10 my parents sent me to tourette camp yeah thats where the joke should be ending is a real place and i didn't realize it until this moment but i found that when other people contract it

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s me contract more so the first day we were put in a circle with a hundred kids the kid next to me did a spin and my tourette saw that and took it as a challenge and I headbutted her the girl next to her did a full body crunch and they all saw that and all hell broke loose the kids were rolling on the floor I was in the corner like why did they send us here? our parents were on top of a hill like oh they're break dancing.

I'm samuel j conroe. you're 25 i'll be 26 in two hours he's young enough to be with me you're single married i have a girlfriend you have a girlfriend she's great yeah and what do you do for a living i'm a stand-up comedian which means i'm unemployed and staying at One hand, okay, best of luck, okay, I have a motorcycle, I don't like to tell people that I have a motorcycle because every time I tell someone, they always have to tell me. a story about how his friends got into a motorcycle crash you know why people have to be so negative i don't go up to pregnant women telling them my dad left you know what i'm saying so upset so upset i walked to my apartment once i got inside well in my apartment and my neighbor came up to me and said oh my god you have a motorcycle it's your star it's you better be careful i was in a car accident the other day my car flipped eight times i'm looking to be I live blessed yeah she's black by the way everyone around us was like you know that was crazy your car flipped over eight times you're alive you're blessed you know and I'm finished here thinking who the hell counted right as who's calling when your car is spinning in the air who is doing that my name is preacher thank you so much i appreciate it preacher can i have just one more joke ok uh i dont feel safe driving with my grandma because she is very spiritual i loved the lord to the point of not being afraid of dying, so I don't like that, okay, I don't like being in the car with someone who isn't afraid of death, okay, like she got it. that attitude that if I die I'll go to heaven so it doesn't matter I'm like it matters because I'm in the car it's okay that's how spiritual my grandma is if I get shot in the chest with a gun eight times instead of calling the ambulance, he was on his knees praying like please lord jesus i got these eight demons out of my grandson's chest let the bullets rise up and separate from his chest like moses to the red sea yes sir let the blessings rain down, yes sir, little john 3 16. thank you very much really how many of you here tonight are ready to enter fantasy land it looks like howie is already in belief land which

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s him the perfect person to join my. here on stage would you mind let's listen to it for howie mandel y'all yeah thank you on your own time howie i understand your logic the more time you take the shorter my act i understand it very well sit there howie tonight live from radio city you are i

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become a human ventriloquist dummy okay now all you have to do is keep looking out okay let me talk okay and i have to say it fits pretty well by the way this is charlie are you okay charlie yeah thank you first of all we need to find you a voice i mean to match your physical appearance kind of tomboy kind of macho are you ok yeah am i ok? you want to change the voice no i don't like it it's ok i want to say hello to my fans you want to say hello to this man yes turn to the people on the right give him a big wave say hello hello well done now the people on the left say hello and now the people on the back superior gives you a big hello sexy hello did you see them waving back yeah idiots now stop touching me stay away stop touching me what do you mean I'm not going to touch stay away okay okay that's perfect enough hey, how are you doing that?

I've got a little controller in my hand here oh wow that's awesome he's got a controller he can control me yeah that's right now he can have fun. i don't want to be a judge no i want to be an act you want to be an act yes go and judge me you want me to judge you yes go and sit in my seat i can't sit in your seat no i don't insist ok if you insist hello fellow judges uh that's great be here ok so um i can't believe i'm a judge and

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so um what's your name well my name is um my name um sorry i'm a little nervous don't worry take your time my name is howie hello good night howie and what are you going to do for us tonight tonight i want to do my dance look at you you don't have to no i don't really want to very well do you have some moves you'd like to show us? oh yeah let me get up first of all here i go ok first of all i would like to stretch i'm going to do some stretching i'll just stretch my arms are like this and my legs are like this so now let's get down to business what are you going to do?

I'm going to show you my twerking so I turn around I turn around put my hands on the seat and move my back um that's it Oh yeah wait let me turn around again yeah that was fantastic I didn't make you laugh, even though I can't make you talk when I laugh, so what are you going to do for your performance tonight? some really naked irish dancing i really don't think this is the show for that so when you're ready the stage is yours play the music frankly i'm amanda holden your favorite britain

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