Top 10 FUNNIEST Auditions Of The Decade on @America's Got Talent Will Make You LOL

comedian oh wow how long have you been doing that? I've been doing comedy for 10 years, do you do it full time? Yes do it. full time, okay, are you nervous? No, I have Tourette syndrome, so I move a lot. I blink really fast and my head spins if you see it's kind of cute, I appreciate it and what does this mean to you? everything I have worked for all my life for a moment like this they don't come very often I am very grateful I just had a girl and this is a beautiful opportunity wow and your whole family supports this race yes, since I started They have been 100 behind me so I'm very grateful well you know what it's pretty scary to do anything to reach that x and I just want the best for you I really thank you so much go ahead thank you like I said.

I have Tourette syndrome it's while my head is spinning I blink really fast it's weird it always seems like I'm trying to tell you a secret this tic gets me in trouble my roommate came home from work I was like a friend our neighbor died he said Did you kill him? I was like no this is a true story when I was 10 my parents sent me to Camp Tourette's yeah that's where the joke should end it's a real place and I didn't realize until this moment but I found out that When other people contract, it

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s me contract more, so the first day they put us in a circle with a hundred kids, the kid next to me rolled his shoulders and my tourettes saw it and took it as a challenge and did it. throw.

He headbutted her, the girl next to him did a whole body movement and everyone saw that and all hell broke loose the kids were rolling on the floor I was in the corner like why did they send us here? Our parents were on top of a hill like oh they're break dancing I'm Samuel J Conroe thank you hello doctor what's your name please uh my name is preacher lawson I love it and how old are you? I'm 25, I turned 26 in two hours, he's young enough to stay with me, are you single, are you married? I have a girlfriend, you have a girlfriend, she's a fool, yeah, and what do you do?

I'm a comedian, which means I'm unemployed and staying on the sidelines. true, good luck, okay, I have a motorcycle. I don't like telling people that I have a motorcycle because every time I tell someone, they always tell me a story about how their friends crashed on a motorcycle, you know, why people? I have to be so negative. I don't approach pregnant women telling them that my dad is gone. You know what I'm saying. She said oh my god you have a motorcycle are you starring us you better be careful. I was in a car accident the other day.

My car flipped eight times. I'm looking to be alive blessed yes she's black by the way y'all. All around us it was like, you know, that was crazy, that your car rolled over eight times, you're alive, you're blessed, you know that, and I'm here thinking who the hell counted right, like who calls when their car is rolling over. there my name is preacher thank you very much I appreciate it preacher can I tell one more joke? Okay, uh, I don't feel safe driving with my grandmother because she is very spiritual, she loved the Lord to the point that she is not afraid of Him. die, so I don't like that, okay, I don't like being in the car with someone who isn't afraid of death, okay, she has that attitude that if I die, I'll go to heaven, so it doesn't matter.

I like that it does matter because I'm in the car. Well, that's how spiritual my grandmother is. If I was shot in the chest with a gun eight times, instead of calling the ambulance, she would kneel down and pray like, please, Lord Jesus. push these eight demons out of my grandson's chest, let the bullets rise and separate from his chest like Moses to the red sea, yes sir, let the blessings rain down, yes sir, lil john 3 16. thank you very much, In fact, how many of you are here tonight? They are ready to enter fantasy land. It looks like Howie is already in fantasy land, which

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s you the perfect person to join me here on stage.

Would you mind listening to it for Howie Mandel? All yes, thanks in due time, Howie. I understand your logic the more time you take, the shorter my act

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be. I understand it quite a bit. Sit there. Howie tonight live from Radio City. You

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become a human ventriloquist dummy. Well, now all you have to do. All you have to do is follow. Looking out, okay, let me get it all right, and I have to say it fits pretty well, by the way, this is Charlie, are you okay, Charlie, yeah, thanks, first of all, we gotta find you a voice? it means that it matches your physical appearance somewhat tomboyish somewhat a lot are you okay yes I'm okay I was surprised I was surprised I was just joking do you want to change your voice no I don't like it okay I want to say hello to my fans do you want to say hello to this group, yes, turn to the people on the right, give them a big wave, say hello, hello, very well done, now the people on the left say hello to them and now the people on top give them a big sexy wave, hello.

See them waving back, yeah, idiots, now stop touching me, back off, stop touching me, what do you mean I'm not going to touch, back off, okay, okay, it's far enough away, perfect, hey, how are you?, i have a little controller in my hand here oh wow that's amazing he has a controller he can control me yeah, that's right oh now he can have some fun I don't want to be a judge no, I want to be an actor you want to be crazy yeah go and judge me do you want me to judge you yes go and sit in my seat I can't sit in your seat no I don't insist well if you insist hello fellow judges uh it's great to be here okay then I can't I think I'm a judge and America has

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so , what is your name?

Well, my name is my name. Sorry I'm a little nervous don't worry take your time my name is Howie hello good night Howie so what. Are you going to do it for us tonight tonight? I want to do my dance. Look, you don't have to do it. No, I really want to do it. So do you have some moves you'd like to show us? Oh yeah, let me get up first. of everything here I go first of all I would like to stretch I'm going to do some stretches I'll just stretch my arms like this and my legs like this okay so now to business okay what are you going to do?

I'm going to show you my twerking so I turn around I turn around I put my hands on the seat and I move my back um is that oh yeah wait, let me turn around again yeah, okay, that was fantastic, although I didn't make you laugh I can't make you talk when I laugh, so what are you going to do for your performance tonight? I'm going to do a very naked Irish dance. I really don't think this is the show for that, so, when you're. ready, the stage is yours, introduce the music, frankly, I'm Amanda Holden, your favorite British

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judge of all time because it's clearly not Simon.

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