TOP 10 FUNNIEST Auditions And Moments EVER On Britain's Got Talent! | Got Talent Global

Let's make some magic tonight, we will embark on a journey into the depths of the unknown. Oh, I'll be doing tricks, so there's going to be some awesomeness tonight, come on. Take a breath and

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of pure fantasy. Before the next night comes, Solomon. . I have my autograph book here. I have a lot of famous people there. Piers Morgan Bobby Dan by Michael Bublé, all the famous ones and I was wondering if you could get me Russell Crowe to grab you. Later, could you? Do you put your finger somewhere in your night? He's just a good David Moreno, what is the young man?

Someone in some place? Well. I have done it Remember that person don't tell anyone It's okay Just think about it and sleep Come on David Like the ease in Thank you T now coming back Yes, what's inside David? It will be good to tell

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yone. Yes. Now it's The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. That is a very strange book for

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yone because it is the only book I could find that was not written by you, David. I have memorized every page of that book and you are going to test me on 202 pages. I have a fantastic memory, right, Daniel?

Let's stand back to back. Swimming is paying off. I can't see over your shoulder. Can I so short? I can't even see my own shoulder find the page. David Yan makes it difficult for me. Yes, page. Are you in David? I paid one hundred fifty one hundred fifty. That's a beautiful exchange It's that on a chair, you know what it does Okay, this is oh, this is page 30 page 30 Yes, yes, do you have that date yet? Thank you very much. You smell like gold. Thank you very much. It was Simon's spray. Oh, now a lot of people think they have this trick, Stan, but they run away because you see every page.

Now, since the first audition came out, people have been saying that she's single, Simon. And I, in reality, am single by choice. That makes builders say WOW! so I stopped shaking her ladder. You were thinking of someone very, very famous, right? I was Sir Elton John, not the robotic Michael Jackson, right? Yes, Michael Jackson Imagine Hi, hi, you know, I'm mom, honey, and this is Robbie and what Robbie is all about. He is a Maltese terrier. Why did you enter this program? What are you going to do today Doge? I teach toga toga. So yes, Doga is yoga for you and your dog.

Oh, so you're going to see the act, that's a good boy, Rocky look at that, oh, I have to see this, right? Okay, wow, take a deep breath. He looks in and out through your nose. Connect with your dog. Take a bow. Place your dog at the top of your size. I have to put metonymy on my thighs and get up Two ships, your dog is the sailor and you are the ship And we're going to end up on hot dogs place your dog on top of your thighs I'm horrified Everyone has their dogs like that, come on, I don't.

Yeah, I think I let the puppies go on. I'll go for the same scenario. Well, that's what you thought, yeah, huh? Okay, let's do the top Popes. Now ready, gently fold forward into loose dog, just forward, hold your dog, support your dog. There you have it, very good, breathe, don't forget to breathe. Bring it back to the center. Well done. Everyone thinks that's enough Doga for one day, Bobby who went so unnoticed. There are literally roads everywhere. Do you think anyone needs to know more about who the dog was? I carry As you can see, we're going to love our dogs on this show and that was fantastic, he's an actor, I'm not sure.

Come on. It's a note from me, I guess for me. Yes, what do you think, bird? Did you enjoy it? Yes, I do. Okay, double mercy, now you can realize saving shoes, okay. Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden thought about it for years. It was fun to meet a hot tech backstage, but I'm never sure which one he's supposed to do. be funny Lisa doesn't dance Simon Reminds me a lot of my dad he is a ruined dresser. He gets especially angry when he can't find his socks.

He was really worried about David Walliams when he went to the River Thames for charity because of all that rubbish he put in his mouth. But since I'm watching bgt, I feel relieved. Everything is coming up again. I should open these precious ones. It's pretty boring, isn't it? No, he's crazy. Let's go max. Let's go. Then they already. Thank you. Is this the problem? Hello what is your name? Dave Dave and who you have in your arms max a dog Hello, Bonnie. Oh, it's so cute. There is gold. Are we friends, are we friends, are we friends now?

We are friends? Good boy, good boy, good boy. Problem: chasing ants. I would really love to know what else Max was going to do. I should have started singing again, seriously. I always wanted to find a dog that could sing. It's just brilliant. Everything went as planned. Sorry, that's enough. Thank you. I'm from South Norfolk, where should the job be? I will do this act. Okay, I'm not going to ask what it is because we like surprises. Ash, tell me why you've been on the show this year. Well, my two little boys say come on daddy.

You have to be on Britain's Got Talent. So you have salad, you have kids. I have two sons. Okay, anything else? Yeah, well, but they didn't care that it wasn't because I've had good luck. Thank you very much Well, you see, I think my stick now is just about me. I miss hearing lyrics in music. I mean, it all started. I went to see The Lion King. Does anyone watch the Lion King? Oh, look at the aunt. , but I must have misheard something because I thought the first song was about the soccer coach of the Arsenal club.

What I did well then I had a little picture of myself Below Maybe there are other songs that you can listen to that you think maybe they're singing something different, right? So I've merged a bunch and it's just for you to hook into. Hello what is your name? Um, my name is Roberts III, I just turned 30 11 years ago, so if this were your job, would you have a normal job? Um, I also teach music on a small elementary school channel. So I do what this is not. Well, good luck. Well, wait, basically, I wrote a song specifically for you, which makes me nervous and also.

I'm a little nervous because I have something called dyslexia, which is very good for music because when I was young I taught myself to play the piano, although it's not so good since I'm older. I recently tried to book tickets for Rihanna and book tickets for Ryanair. Um, thanks, I have something called Asperger's syndrome, which means I'm a genius. No, it's good to be here. I had a bit of a difficult week. I actually moved into an apartment with my boyfriend. yes gay and autistic boyfriend in two ways. I can't think straight and I usually swear when I go to clubs, so I have to be PC.

I've made a song that you can literally watch because it's about computers and I've made it three times and every time. people have laughed. So if you don't, you're wrong. Thanks George for working in a computer store. I work in the computer store. Make a traveler shiny and clean. So many crumbs and vomit and don't ask what's on the screen. I do it half the time. Work twice as long as you would like to have in a job like mine. If you could find the things I find when I clean Microsoft Windows. David Walliams wanted to update his content reminder.

He brought me a huge ring binder, but when I looked at all the contacts were from Grindr webcam Alesha Dixon was another case. She said the image was horrible. She was too beautiful. Her face was too beautiful. There you have it. Amanda Holden was the only one in the scrum and she was on the mark. She said her outfits have so much sparkle that I said I'm just jealous. I will never dress like you because I don't show that Simon Cowell's Facebook was just around the corner. He brought it to me to try to fix it.

It wasn't broken. It's just not No Oh Oh Rubber, I love you. I mean, everything you said was hilarious. You are just a beautiful soul, comedy flows out of you like water. I tried it with all of us. I think some people were more hurt than others. Some were completely sincere. I can't wait to see what you're going to do next. We started to finish, that was so much fun, you are a shining star. We are very self-deprecating and I think you have funny bones and the audition was fabulous. Well, Robert, you know what, you are very unique, very peculiar, very funny, very naughty.

Robert, what we like, the baby has enough, I say it, thief, path you go down for years, sequential ages. Right here sue sue sue Sue I guess So shoot a freckle in the north through the compaction of life nothing more You can only die once you write, sir, I'm joining Wow and the term fever, what's your name? Nice to meet you, so where are you from? I am from Clayton Limos in a nearby case in Lancashire to have a day job. I am a singer of your brand. Thanks Why did you do it to us, but you did David's trip?

You are one of those people who made us all so happy that we just wanted to join together like many of the best artists. It was a very, very fitting ending for Britain. New Got Talent 2017 Events I'm Traumatized I literally can't get this thought out of my mind when I just saw it. I know it was a great entrance, the fact that you continued with all that madness. The last audition of the series and you made it. It's worth it, right? I'll start this with a yes. Yes, I'm not saying yes, but I'm telling you yes.

Congratulations Kiss-kiss, well what ways Politicians Who are you, my name is Don Chess, I'm from Wolverhampton I'm six years old so I'm here to do my thing You're going to sing right? Yes Simon this is an original song called Wiggle Wine because come on Wine We do good luck let's do it in chairs come on Chad. We are going well with life. When I was a child, I always loved to play pranks on my family and friends. My mom was ironing. I grabbed the plank and skied. Eventually he was the only trained flea in the world.

Oh, there you have it. I hate you, son. Awesome. Let me dry this for you. No problem, a piece of cake. There you have it. You have a photography business. What is your name? My name is Marty Cut. Oh, America, the Canadian, they didn't actually leave my family in Liverpool. I think it's the

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thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm going to kill this dog with a huge. Yes, thanks guys. Come in and see how they would be at the end. Thanks food. Hunger. I would like to take off my balls. Davis. I just thought, wouldn't it be cool to see Simon sitting in it? chair and you Renovation finished In seven years we think about this day Let's make it music You